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2012-12-05 07:59:24 AM  
It's all fun and games until the cops show up.
 
2012-12-05 08:13:11 AM  
charges are pending for possession of suspected marijuana, crack cocaine, alcohol and narcotics paraphernalia, police said

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2012-12-05 08:23:46 AM  
Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.
 
2012-12-05 08:54:16 AM  

Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.


Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.
 
2012-12-05 09:35:08 AM  
This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.
 
2012-12-05 10:30:17 AM  
Protip: If you're going to thrown a drug fueled rage out, INVITE THE POLICE BEFOREHAND!!!
 
2012-12-05 10:31:59 AM  

xanadian


Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.

Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.


Oops.
 
2012-12-05 10:39:53 AM  
Pfftt, no mention of hookers being there? Boring.
 
2012-12-05 10:47:51 AM  

nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.


This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.
 
2012-12-05 10:52:42 AM  
Came here to see if this was about the critical things, such as free spray tans for Sandy victims.
 
2012-12-05 10:53:34 AM  

groppet: nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.

This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.


So you're saying that you and your buddies are back-door kind of guys?

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-05 10:55:45 AM  

xanadian: Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.

Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.


I've got a lion in my pocket.
 
2012-12-05 10:57:01 AM  

funzyr: groppet: nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.

This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.

So you're saying that you and your buddies are back-door kind of guys?

/NTTAWWT


You men don't know, but the little girls understand.
 
2012-12-05 11:04:49 AM  
Why should they be forced to stop living like they would every day in thier own home just because the dumb old train people messed up?! It's un-American I tell you give them back their CRACK!
 
2012-12-05 11:05:51 AM  
As a person who lives near Paulsboro all I can say is it was a fumey wasteland well before the train derailed. Also I wonder if anyone I know was at that party...
 
2012-12-05 11:12:03 AM  
Paulsboro eh?
Hmm not THAT far away . . .
 
2012-12-05 11:13:52 AM  
And no one chimes in about the fact that as a small act of contrition Conrail rented out rooms a Motel 6?

Spare no expense
 
2012-12-05 11:16:41 AM  

madcan34: And no one chimes in about the fact that as a small act of contrition Conrail rented out rooms a Motel 6?

Spare no expense


I Think that is the best that hole in the ground has to offer.
 
2012-12-05 11:17:59 AM  
 
2012-12-05 11:24:57 AM  
What part of "wrong side of the tracks" confused them?

The best parties are always by the tracks. Sometimes on them.
 
2012-12-05 11:26:13 AM  
It was the fumes. They made me act abnormally.
 
2012-12-05 11:55:02 AM  
FTFA: "after a derailed tanker spilled vinyl chloride fumes into the air."

Uhm... what???
 
2012-12-05 12:02:31 PM  

DesertZephyr: FTFA: "after a derailed tanker spilled vinyl chloride fumes into the air."

Uhm... what???



Yeah, they accidentally a couple of words there.
 
2012-12-05 01:47:26 PM  
By getting yourself arrested for something stupid?

I guess Subby and I have very different ideas of how to make the best out of bad situations.
 
2012-12-05 02:36:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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