eltejon: So wait. Did the author use the same passage twice, or the article writer? Pot, kettle, black?
stuhayes2010: They need to do this to porn. Most ridiculous sexual position, skankiest women, nastiest guy, etc.
Bedstead Polisher: It produces quite a mental image. Does he go in that order? If so, he seems very disorganized. Also, what does she have going on between her legs to produce "countless treasures"? I can count what I have going on just fine, am I missing out?
Bedstead Polisher: This snippet is my favourite part, where the lover explores these areas: my breasts, the back of my neck, my toes, my stomach, the countless treasures between my legsIt produces quite a mental image. Does he go in that order? If so, he seems very disorganized. Also, what does she have going on between her legs to produce "countless treasures"? I can count what I have going on just fine, am I missing out?
Elegy: Nitrox: Prevailing Wind,My daughter asked what was wrong with the pig when we saw that (Peru, IN native)So what did you tell her?
Flakeloaf: And where is Fifty Shades in all this? How does a book described as a "bad fanfic" when compared to its source material not win every one of these prizes from here until the heat death of the universe?
jayhawk88: That's because she's already won the Lifetime Achievement Award.
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