KrispyKritter: author hasn't been married very long. my wife left my bed yeeeears ago, set up her own bedroom, she doesn't need me snoring and farting on her when she has to get up for work in the morning. the honeymoon was over before most assholes on the internet were even born.share a PC with my wife? what are you, high? we don't even eat dinner together. grow up. marriage is nice for a short time then life sucks and you play the 'who's gonna die first?' waiting game. insurance policies are the gamble that always pays, my friends. winner takes all.
tbhouston: GAH! i'm trying to be a goth here, geez. Way to ruin my internet cred, girlfriend and pop music.. no one will beleive i hate my life now :(
theMightyRegeya: abhorrent1: Things came to a head when she listened to the pop band Owl City. Spotify posted to Matt's Facebook account that he had been listening to Owl City, Carly Rae Jepsen and other sugary pop groups."He was the one that begged me and begged me to use his account and use his own playlists," she said. "When I did it, he got all bent out of shape because he didn't appreciate my terrible taste in music."His indie rock buddies and other friends mocked him mercilessly.1. Be a man2. Tell your stupid hipster indie rock friends to go fark themselves.3. Turn off the option to post what you're listening too to facebook. No one gives a shiat what you're listening too anyway4. Stop liking what I don't like5. Profit?Yeah, holy shiatballs, God forbid your buddies see that you like something they don't consider "manly" or whatever.I mean, that's what the point of the article was, but...wow. This guy is a douche. So's this one:Ben Reynolds and his wife, Nikki, also share a DVR. Mostly, things are fine, but he occasionally fills up the box with too many episodes of "Two and a Half Men" or she forgets to record a sporting event for long enough (sometimes, they go over their timeslot and the DVR will stop recording).It has led to arguments."It also stinks that it actually forces me to sometimes watch 'Grey's Anatomy,'" Reynolds said.Truly, the world is coming to an end.
Jake Havechek: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?Drummer.
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