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(Boulder Daily Camera)   NASA starts to weave a tangled web as the organization tries to explain how a spider could survive a 42-million-mile jaunt through space and subsequent splashdown in the Pacific Ocean, but die during a simple trip to Washington, D.C   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Pacific Oceans, NASA, Smithsonian, National Museum of Natural History, MST, Foggy Bottom, University of Colorado, Sunita Williams  
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16164 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2012 at 6:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-05 07:01:18 AM  
4 votes:
She's in the great water spout in the sky now.
2012-12-05 08:00:45 AM  
3 votes:
Just pray to your god that it did not bite anybody and cause another reboot of spiderman.
2012-12-05 11:37:42 AM  
2 votes:
And an evil Russian spider with a poison-tipped umbrella strolled away with an air of nonchalance.
2012-12-05 11:13:01 AM  
2 votes:
"The Johnson jumping spider..." All spiders that jump on johnsons should get one-way trips to Mars.
2012-12-05 09:48:03 AM  
2 votes:
I'm guessing she was in baggage handled by United Airlines?
2012-12-05 07:28:56 AM  
2 votes:
NASA starts to weave a tangled web
2012-12-05 06:54:36 AM  
2 votes:
As someone who lives in DC, I'm betting the death was traffic related.
2012-12-05 04:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
It's obvious...she died from eating just one more wafer-thin mint.
2012-12-05 01:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
Did subby read the article? The spider survived the trip to DC, it just died a few days after getting to the Smithsonian. Maybe it had morals and the proximity of so many politicians was too much for it.
2012-12-05 06:58:50 AM  
1 vote:
The spider got messages from nefarious space spiders, and died to keep the info secret.
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