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(Gawker)   In an effort to get people to finally stop talking about pedophilia at Penn State, sorority decides to hold Mexican-themed party. With predictable results   (gawker.com) divider line 55
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2012-12-05 09:19:26 AM  
20 votes:
Pedro-philia?
2012-12-05 09:31:45 AM  
6 votes:

WhippingBoy: Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?


They have parties where they serve mayonnaise sandwiches on white bread and Diet Coke and maybe Bud Light if they want to get crazy, and the women dress like soccer moms (with "mom jeans") and the men wear shorts with black socks and sandals and they speak with exaggerated, flat Midwestern accents and say things like, "Yeah, gotta take little Madison and Ashleigh down to their jazz dance lessons before their cello recitals, so I gotta gas up the minivan, dontchaknow?"

These parties are not fun.
2012-12-05 09:26:43 AM  
5 votes:
media.comicvine.com
2012-12-05 09:21:15 AM  
4 votes:
Pedro Bear?
2012-12-05 10:18:18 AM  
3 votes:

schnee: Pedro-philia?


i758.photobucket.com
2012-12-05 09:18:45 AM  
3 votes:
At least it went better than their annual "Noche de los Ninos"
2012-12-05 09:03:58 AM  
3 votes:

OregonVet: What, you're only allowed to have a Mexican themed party one day a year now?


I actually came in here to criticize them for that. Cinco de Mayo only!

So, sororities are allowed to call themselves "Greek", and have a toga party, thereby implying that all Greek people wear togas, and that's not racist, but a Mexican party with ponchos and sombreros is?

/CSB, when I was a junior in high school looking at colleges, there was a family from Greece in my tour group. The tour guide kept talking about the Greek life, and identified sorority row as "where all the Greeks live". The Greek mother said quite earnestly, "wow I didn't realize there was a big Greek population here. Kid, you should go to this school." and awkwardlarity ensued.
2012-12-05 09:02:57 AM  
3 votes:
Good God, it looks like they broke into the Strategic Sombrero Reserve. Are there any straw hats left in Pennsylvania?
2012-12-05 05:18:56 PM  
2 votes:

Valiente: That stuff makes me Barth.


gullscomic.com

Duuuuh...you rang?
2012-12-05 10:12:23 AM  
2 votes:

The_Sponge: McDriver: PEDRO PLEASE

Ha!

So is the Mexican version of Pedo Bear called Pedro Bear?


Si

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2012-12-05 09:46:09 AM  
2 votes:
In an effort to get people to finally stop talking about pedophilia at Penn State, sorority decides to hold Mexican-themed party. With predictable results

Rhythmic, wet slapping noises?
2012-12-05 09:35:36 AM  
2 votes:
The Muthaship
We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.



People should be happy that they went for sombreros and lawn care instead of giving a more accurate portrait of Mexico by executing a dozen students from a rivaling sorority and putting the dismembered corpses on public display as a warning to others.
2012-12-05 08:37:36 AM  
2 votes:

Generation_D: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360]


Nice work.



I think the girl over on the end got confused about the theme.
2012-12-05 08:17:51 AM  
2 votes:
Not enough sharpie brows for that to be a real Mexican party.
2012-12-05 06:45:59 PM  
1 votes:
perhaps they could use a good "investigating"

perhaps a bit more ..

if i may be so bold
2012-12-05 06:34:47 PM  
1 votes:
All I'm sayin' is ... I would party at that party with those girls.
2012-12-05 05:54:00 PM  
1 votes:

SIX goddamm pages and all you farks want to do is prattle on about your opinion of race relations.


WHAR THE FARK IS MY SORORITY GIRL THREAD!?!?!??!
2012-12-05 02:22:23 PM  
1 votes:

manimal2878: liam76: It is difficult, however, for a white person to express "white pride" in an inoffensive way the same way a black person would express "black pride." But I don't see how someone could claim that as individuals we hold a monopoly on racist feelings.

I agree.


Could that be because there is no such thing as "White?" You are either British, or Irish, or Scottish, or whatever. Thus it is perfectly acceptable, for example, to have irish pride. No one batts an eye at this. White pride on the other hand is a sure sign of being a racist.

The reason there is such a thing as just Black Pride, is because of slavery, Black Americans don't actually know their ancestry in many cases.


Using that logic Obama isn't black.
2012-12-05 02:21:54 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: Anyone else dreading what they're going to do on Martin Luther King day?


A white woman.
2012-12-05 01:49:09 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: sorority girls putting the ass in class I see.


what else do you expect from vapid, white suburban princesses?
2012-12-05 01:34:05 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i think it would have been fine but for the signs.

/ imagine dressing up like a leprechaun for st patrick's day, but carrying a sign that says i blow up protestants... :(
// or, just carrying bombs. not very nice. 
/// also, pretty sure that white kids smoke a lot more pot than mexicans, and are probably less likely have any respect for the fine art of proper lawn maintenance and proper landscaping.


Or imagine the same day, but with drinking... because, you know, the Irish like to drink... that's be a little bit racist right? Kinda like saying Mexicans like to smoke weed...

It's a good thing no one does anything that racist on St. Patrick's day.
2012-12-05 01:26:17 PM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: OregonVet: What, you're only allowed to have a Mexican themed party one day a year now?

I actually came in here to criticize them for that. Cinco de Mayo only!

So, sororities are allowed to call themselves "Greek", and have a toga party, thereby implying that all Greek people wear togas, and that's not racist, but a Mexican party with ponchos and sombreros is?

/CSB, when I was a junior in high school looking at colleges, there was a family from Greece in my tour group. The tour guide kept talking about the Greek life, and identified sorority row as "where all the Greeks live". The Greek mother said quite earnestly, "wow I didn't realize there was a big Greek population here. Kid, you should go to this school." and awkwardlarity ensued.


Greeks are ethnically White, so it is OK. Any kind of racial slur against caucs (pronounced "cocks") is OK, because they are evil.

/Once got in trouble when I used the old "no speeek Eenglesh" routine on a raging Hispanic asshat driver I simply didn't want to argue with over a parking spot (I'd seen it first). He actually called the cops and said I was being a racist.
2012-12-05 12:35:48 PM  
1 votes:

factoryconnection: telejester: You're not stereotyping are you, Mr. Carpetbagger?

Wipe your tears, Scarlett, and read Liam76's posts over the past few years like I have. We end up in the same thread a lot because of the Penn State connection, and I have to assume based on the content of those posts, his name, and that he has no info in his profile.


check again.
2012-12-05 11:58:40 AM  
1 votes:
I humbly offer my services for the disciplining of these terrible terrible college girls...yes, they must be disciplined, lots of long, hard, sweaty discipline. I know, I know, this is a difficult task, and unpleasant, no doubt, but I am willing to step forward and do what must be done. In as many different ways as possible. I might have to apply discipline to 2, maybe 3 of these women at a time. But do not fear, I can handle this.
2012-12-05 11:33:59 AM  
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: csb

In 1988 my fraternity had one of these. Just an excuse to drink Corona and invite the hotties to feed them margaritas.

There were 2 ponchos, one sombrero


That's disgusting.
2012-12-05 11:30:31 AM  
1 votes:
As someone who interviews and hires people, I have gotten in the habit of just throwing Penn Stat grad resumes in the garbage (unread).
2012-12-05 11:22:06 AM  
1 votes:
"Mexi-chio night with lyrivi [heart emjoi] lol sombreros everywhere."

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing
2012-12-05 11:14:04 AM  
1 votes:
I'm multi-ethnic, so I offend myself constantly.
2012-12-05 11:10:41 AM  
1 votes:
I remember getting a bunch of white, asian, and hispanic friends together to watch "I'm gonna git you sucka," and the then-just-released "Undercover Brother." Everyone was required to bring their own 40's and fried chicken, and I provided the dessert, watermelon. We had a great time, everyone had fun, even when we argued the relative merits of Olde English 800 vs Colt 45, and had to invoke the name of Billy Dee Williams several times in anger.

I don't believe that anyone left that get-together thinking that black people deserved discrimination, and I'm pretty sure no one used the experience to justify or strengthen racist or discriminatory beliefs. Everyone had fun with their friends and enjoyed low-quality blacksploitation cinema, and went back out into the world no worse than they had arrived.

/ invited a black guy, but he was traveling for business that weekend.
2012-12-05 10:04:09 AM  
1 votes:
PEDRO PLEASE
2012-12-05 10:03:32 AM  
1 votes:

AngryPanda: Racism? IN CENTRE COUNTY?

HOLD THE PHONE a minute here.


It's only really racist if they ignore it
Oh, wait.
2012-12-05 10:01:22 AM  
1 votes:
i190.photobucket.com
2012-12-05 09:48:34 AM  
1 votes:
The Second Mile is always the hardest mile.
2012-12-05 09:45:51 AM  
1 votes:

SkylineRecords: At least it went better than their annual "Noche de los Ninos"


Which is of course Spanish for "night of the ninos".
2012-12-05 09:45:24 AM  
1 votes:
This thread is gonna have a close finish for most obtuse poster. It's really quite impressive.
2012-12-05 09:43:12 AM  
1 votes:
Well, it's not like they're farking kids up the ass in the shower, then covering it up.
2012-12-05 09:42:37 AM  
1 votes:
Ahhh...good old political correctness and it's cousin, cognitive dissonance. On the one hand, we're all supposed to tacitly acknowledge and accept the fact that large numbers of Mexicans illegally enter the US and take low-level manual labor jobs doing landscaping or working in food service. OTOH, acknowledging this reality constitutes racism.

And yes, Mexicans smoke weed. So do Americans, Asians, Europeans, and Africans. Hell, people at the research stations in Antarctica probably have a stash. So, again, how is acknowledging reality "racist"?

/end rant
2012-12-05 09:40:29 AM  
1 votes:
www.boston.com

I would have gone as Slow Poke
2012-12-05 09:37:22 AM  
1 votes:

The Voice of Doom: The Muthaship
We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.


People should be happy that they went for sombreros and lawn care instead of giving a more accurate portrait of Mexico by executing a dozen students from a rivaling sorority and putting the dismembered corpses on public display as a warning to others.


That would make for a much more entertaining news story.
2012-12-05 09:31:44 AM  
1 votes:
It's time for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.
2012-12-05 09:29:21 AM  
1 votes:
The girl in the center right is the Mexican house maid they invited to be in the picture. None of the girls are standing near her because she, like, cleans the toilets and stuff.
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2012-12-05 09:27:55 AM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: WhippingBoy: Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?

Like what, wear green and drink heavily? That's ridiculous.


Don't forget the fighting...
2012-12-05 09:27:46 AM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Like what, wear green and drink heavily? That's ridiculous.


As long as they don't imitate the Germans.....
2012-12-05 09:26:51 AM  
1 votes:

WhippingBoy: Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?


Like what, wear green and drink heavily? That's ridiculous.
2012-12-05 09:26:14 AM  
1 votes:

serial_crusher: OregonVet: What, you're only allowed to have a Mexican themed party one day a year now?

I actually came in here to criticize them for that. Cinco de Mayo only!

So, sororities are allowed to call themselves "Greek", and have a toga party, thereby implying that all Greek people wear togas, and that's not racist, but a Mexican party with ponchos and sombreros is?

/CSB, when I was a junior in high school looking at colleges, there was a family from Greece in my tour group. The tour guide kept talking about the Greek life, and identified sorority row as "where all the Greeks live". The Greek mother said quite earnestly, "wow I didn't realize there was a big Greek population here. Kid, you should go to this school." and awkwardlarity ensued.


You are trying to apply logic to Political Correctness. Common mistake. Political Correctness is an emotional overreaction to a perceived insult where none exists.

My fraternity (founded by a bunch of ROTC cadets who thought most frats were full of assholes) held a Pearl Harbor Party on December 7th. Did we hold a memorial service for World War II vets? No, we dressed Hawaiian and got bombed. Featured drink besides beer was kamikazes. Fantastic friggen party, good times, no apologies.
2012-12-05 09:25:33 AM  
1 votes:
Proof #9832 that liberalism is a mental disorder.
2012-12-05 09:25:11 AM  
1 votes:
Stereotypes and cliches are based upon reality. This party was harmless.
2012-12-05 09:23:56 AM  
1 votes:
Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?
2012-12-05 09:22:12 AM  
1 votes:

The Muthaship: We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.


That's the problem, they didn't hire real Mexicans. A Mexican family went to bed hungry because an Anglo stole his job.
2012-12-05 09:21:20 AM  
1 votes:
I'm outraged at the outrage at the outrage.
2012-12-05 09:17:32 AM  
1 votes:
We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.
2012-12-05 08:45:49 AM  
1 votes:
Since I grew up in a college town, these never seem to leave my brain completely:

Whats the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? A: walkshome. Alt: Puts her panties in her purse, then walks home.

Whats the difference between a toilet seat and a sorority girl? The toilet seat doesn't want to be taken to dinner after you use it.

.... and a few dozen more...
2012-12-05 08:41:05 AM  
1 votes:

gopher321: Wonder what that asian girl on the left was thinking about all this


Glad she could join in?

basemetal: Not enough sharpie brows for that to be a real Mexican party.


These are suburban girls that have no concept of barrio life.
2012-12-05 08:23:36 AM  
1 votes:
Wonder what that asian girl on the left was thinking about all this
2012-12-05 07:43:45 AM  
1 votes:
sorority girls putting the ass in class I see.
 
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