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(Gawker)   In an effort to get people to finally stop talking about pedophilia at Penn State, sorority decides to hold Mexican-themed party. With predictable results   (gawker.com) divider line 278
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2012-12-05 09:29:21 AM  
The girl in the center right is the Mexican house maid they invited to be in the picture. None of the girls are standing near her because she, like, cleans the toilets and stuff.
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2012-12-05 09:29:51 AM  
big pity to peeps with no sense of humor. enjoy calling people who don't see life through your eyes racists, bigots, blah blah blah. everybody picks on and jokes about most other folks but can't do it in the open, honestly. everyone but uptight arseholes and butthurt college jerkoffs, activist dipshiats and holier than thou hypocrites. what bullshiat. especially in the USA melting pot where we have assholes from every country going. being in america is having non-stop comedy set-ups and joke punchlines everywhere you look. it's awesome. you don't get this kind if entertainment in third world shiatholes my friend.
 
2012-12-05 09:30:35 AM  
I'm offended! Where's my money???
 
2012-12-05 09:30:54 AM  

ChuDogg: Proof #9832 that liberalism is a mental disorder.


0/10. Dude, you're not even trying.
 
2012-12-05 09:31:43 AM  
Meh. Penn State set the bar too high with child rape and the defense of child rapist enablers.
 
2012-12-05 09:31:44 AM  
It's time for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.
 
2012-12-05 09:31:45 AM  

WhippingBoy: Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?


They have parties where they serve mayonnaise sandwiches on white bread and Diet Coke and maybe Bud Light if they want to get crazy, and the women dress like soccer moms (with "mom jeans") and the men wear shorts with black socks and sandals and they speak with exaggerated, flat Midwestern accents and say things like, "Yeah, gotta take little Madison and Ashleigh down to their jazz dance lessons before their cello recitals, so I gotta gas up the minivan, dontchaknow?"

These parties are not fun.
 
2012-12-05 09:32:41 AM  

WhippingBoy: Do other ethnicities ever hold "white" parties? Like dressing up as an Irishman on certain days of the year?


Hell, Chicago dies an entire river green and has a parade with giant inflatable Leprechauns.
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Let's not forget the time when their former Community Organizer jokingly changed his last name to "O'Bama" on a taxpayer-funded trip to Ireland. Way to be racist, Chicago.
 
2012-12-05 09:33:00 AM  
Anyone else dreading what they're going to do on Martin Luther King day?
Hide the black face paint, watermelons & KFC buckets. 
 
2012-12-05 09:33:15 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: And now for something completely different...


All of that made sense except the leaning tower of Eiffel.
 
2012-12-05 09:33:18 AM  
Sheltered, tiresome, dullard sorority girls are sheltered, tiresome, dullardly.
 
2012-12-05 09:35:32 AM  
Girls wearing too much poncho.
 
2012-12-05 09:35:34 AM  
this is so boring. Looks like one or two of them took a road trip down to South of the Border hellhole and bought their supply out of souvenir ponchos and sombreros. And the signs? Thats so stupid. I hate Soro-stitutes
 
2012-12-05 09:35:36 AM  
The Muthaship
We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.



People should be happy that they went for sombreros and lawn care instead of giving a more accurate portrait of Mexico by executing a dozen students from a rivaling sorority and putting the dismembered corpses on public display as a warning to others.
 
2012-12-05 09:36:45 AM  

Zumaki: .


This sounds like something a white person who uses stereotypes would say.
 
2012-12-05 09:36:55 AM  
racist party?

COWABUNGA!
 
2012-12-05 09:37:02 AM  
Ok, I freely admit it's been over 25 years since college, but WTF is "lyrivi"? And why is it so important it was mentioned twice?

Google has nothing in a language I can read (also known as "english")
 
2012-12-05 09:37:22 AM  

The Voice of Doom: The Muthaship
We have bigger things to worry about. It's a f*cking party. I'm sure no real Mexicans were hurt.


People should be happy that they went for sombreros and lawn care instead of giving a more accurate portrait of Mexico by executing a dozen students from a rivaling sorority and putting the dismembered corpses on public display as a warning to others.


That would make for a much more entertaining news story.
 
2012-12-05 09:37:46 AM  

skremnjava: this is so boring. Looks like one or two of them took a road trip down to South of the Border hellhole and bought their supply out of souvenir ponchos and sombreros. And the signs? Thats so stupid. I hate Soro-stitutes


Surely this is something we can all agree on. Whether you're offended by the racism or not, the sheer lameness of it is insufferable.
 
2012-12-05 09:38:15 AM  
i26.photobucket.com

/get to use this one a lot around here. FARK is full of people just waiting to be butthurt
 
2012-12-05 09:39:11 AM  

someonelse: Sheltered, tiresome, dullard sorority girls are sheltered, tiresome, dullardly.


But if you pour enough tequila down their throats, they are hot strippers who want someone to demonstrate a Dirty Sanchez on them in a spare bedroom.

You must have spent an inordinate amount of time at the library and/or organizing poetry readings in college.
 
2012-12-05 09:40:29 AM  
www.boston.com

I would have gone as Slow Poke
 
2012-12-05 09:42:37 AM  
Ahhh...good old political correctness and it's cousin, cognitive dissonance. On the one hand, we're all supposed to tacitly acknowledge and accept the fact that large numbers of Mexicans illegally enter the US and take low-level manual labor jobs doing landscaping or working in food service. OTOH, acknowledging this reality constitutes racism.

And yes, Mexicans smoke weed. So do Americans, Asians, Europeans, and Africans. Hell, people at the research stations in Antarctica probably have a stash. So, again, how is acknowledging reality "racist"?

/end rant
 
2012-12-05 09:43:12 AM  
Well, it's not like they're farking kids up the ass in the shower, then covering it up.
 
2012-12-05 09:45:06 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: And now for something completely different...


I'm not sure what that was exactly, but I like it! Thanks. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for days.

Zumaki: Stereotypes and cliches are based upon reality. This party was harmless.


Exactly this. I have to say though, that as a Chicano, I am offended that they went with the wrong stereotype. You wanna dress up as Mexicans? Where the heck are the mariachis, the flamenco dancers, the girls wearing Sharpied eyebrows and the loads of makeup that make clowns look natural? Or the cleaning ladies, lunch ladies, McDonald's workers, nannies, janitors, and the occasional Mexican wearing a wifebeater while drinking Bud Light? I mean come on!
 
2012-12-05 09:45:12 AM  
I'm offended at the lack of creativity. They're ALL poncho.
 
2012-12-05 09:45:24 AM  
This thread is gonna have a close finish for most obtuse poster. It's really quite impressive.
 
2012-12-05 09:45:51 AM  

SkylineRecords: At least it went better than their annual "Noche de los Ninos"


Which is of course Spanish for "night of the ninos".
 
2012-12-05 09:46:09 AM  
In an effort to get people to finally stop talking about pedophilia at Penn State, sorority decides to hold Mexican-themed party. With predictable results

Rhythmic, wet slapping noises?
 
2012-12-05 09:48:09 AM  
Penn State Sorority Holds Mexican-Themed Party, Proves Once Again That Mexican-Themed Parties Are a Bad Idea ruined by social media

FTFY
 
2012-12-05 09:48:18 AM  

mcwehrle: Ok, I freely admit it's been over 25 years since college, but WTF is "lyrivi"? And why is it so important it was mentioned twice?

Google has nothing in a language I can read (also known as "english")


"Mexi-chio night with lyrivi [heart emjoi] lol sombreros everywhere."

I believe she is trying to spell livery.
 
2012-12-05 09:48:34 AM  
The Second Mile is always the hardest mile.
 
2012-12-05 09:48:51 AM  
I think it's funny. fark you politically correct douche-canoes!
 
2012-12-05 09:49:46 AM  
This merited a newspiece? Seriously, who cares? Call me when they're throwing a watermelon and fried chicken mixer, replete with 40's, blackface, mami dolls, stirring renditions of "Pick A Bale of Cotton", and whipping a brother named Toby.
 
2012-12-05 09:49:52 AM  
i think it would have been fine but for the signs.

/ imagine dressing up like a leprechaun for st patrick's day, but carrying a sign that says i blow up protestants... :(
// or, just carrying bombs. not very nice. 
/// also, pretty sure that white kids smoke a lot more pot than mexicans, and are probably less likely have any respect for the fine art of proper lawn maintenance and proper landscaping.
 
2012-12-05 09:50:01 AM  
Remember yeeears ago when Bob & Doug Mackenzie inspired all those plaid-shirt hoser parties? WELL, I'M OFFENDED AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY (and a dozen donuts, eh)!
 
2012-12-05 09:51:57 AM  

oldfarthenry: Remember yeeears ago when Bob & Doug Mackenzie inspired all those plaid-shirt hoser parties? WELL, I'M OFFENDED AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY (and a dozen donuts, eh)!


Strange Brew was a documentary.
 
2012-12-05 09:52:45 AM  
Racism? IN CENTRE COUNTY?

HOLD THE PHONE a minute here.
 
2012-12-05 09:53:04 AM  

Jake Havechek: oldfarthenry: Remember yeeears ago when Bob & Doug Mackenzie inspired all those plaid-shirt hoser parties? WELL, I'M OFFENDED AND DEMAND AN APOLOGY (and a dozen donuts, eh)!

Strange Brew was a documentary.


After standing in line at Timmy's this morning I have to concur.
 
2012-12-05 09:53:59 AM  

Doom MD: This merited a newspiece? Seriously, who cares? Call me when they're throwing a watermelon and fried chicken mixer, replete with 40's, blackface, mami dolls, stirring renditions of "Pick A Bale of Cotton", and whipping a brother named Toby.


oh lawdy.
Btw, it mammy.
 
2012-12-05 09:54:52 AM  

BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 625x421]


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2012-12-05 09:56:17 AM  

TheLopper: This thread is gonna have a close finish for most obtuse poster. It's really quite impressive.


It's promising to make for a delightful morning.
 
2012-12-05 09:57:57 AM  

Sybarite: mcwehrle: Ok, I freely admit it's been over 25 years since college, but WTF is "lyrivi"? And why is it so important it was mentioned twice?

Google has nothing in a language I can read (also known as "english")

"Mexi-chio night with lyrivi [heart emjoi] lol sombreros everywhere."

I believe she is trying to spell livery.


Maybe, I have no clue. I also only know 'emjoi' as a depilatory device....so she's happy to be hairless with livery? So....hairless under a maid costume? NOW it's starting to make sense.....
 
2012-12-05 09:59:14 AM  

gretzkyscores: Ahhh...good old political correctness and it's cousin, cognitive dissonance. On the one hand, we're all supposed to tacitly acknowledge and accept the fact that large numbers of Mexicans illegally enter the US and take low-level manual labor jobs doing landscaping or working in food service. OTOH, acknowledging this reality constitutes racism.

And yes, Mexicans smoke weed. So do Americans, Asians, Europeans, and Africans. Hell, people at the research stations in Antarctica probably have a stash. So, again, how is acknowledging reality "racist"?

/end rant


But they weren't acknowledging that reality. They all came wearing ponchos. Not a landscaper in the bunch. No hair nets, nada! I'm offended. Having worn a hairnet at one time, I want this rectified, immediately. Btw, where are the dickeys and flannels only buttoned on the top? The pool of stereotypes is full and deep and these sorority girls only skim the top. Again, I say WTH?
 
2012-12-05 10:00:14 AM  
I would have gone with a "no, we're the ones with the priests that don't rape kids, thankyouverymuch"

/ unless Mexican priests do like kids
 
2012-12-05 10:00:57 AM  

Sunrazor: Again, I say WTH?


It's a sorority, conformity is their goal.
 
2012-12-05 10:01:22 AM  
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2012-12-05 10:01:39 AM  

The Muthaship: Sunrazor: Again, I say WTH?

It's a sorority, conformity is their goal.


And group cunnilingus on Friday nights.
 
2012-12-05 10:02:57 AM  

gopher321: Wonder what that asian girl on the left was thinking about all this


She was feeling a little let-down because the girls didn't invite me so I could show her my long Juan.
 
2012-12-05 10:03:25 AM  

Sunrazor: bubo_sibiricus: And now for something completely different...

I'm not sure what that was exactly, but I like it! Thanks. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for days.

Zumaki: Stereotypes and cliches are based upon reality. This party was harmless.

Exactly this. I have to say though, that as a Chicano, I am offended that they went with the wrong stereotype. You wanna dress up as Mexicans? Where the heck are the mariachis, the flamenco dancers, the girls wearing Sharpied eyebrows and the loads of makeup that make clowns look natural? Or the cleaning ladies, lunch ladies, McDonald's workers, nannies, janitors, and the occasional Mexican wearing a wifebeater while drinking Bud Light? I mean come on!


You nailed it by mentioning Bud Light. Back in high school, I worked at a grocery store.....and it didn't take long to notice that Bud Light was the top choice of our Latino customers.
 
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