If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Atlantic Cities)   German man invents time-shifting helmet. Just put it over your head like an ice bucket, and the hustle and bustle of city life slows down to reasonable levels   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 25
    More: Weird  
•       •       •

3590 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Dec 2012 at 3:28 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



25 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-12-04 08:40:52 PM
Great, perfect for when I want to see who mugged me 30 seconds AFTER it happens.

/was going to go with "groped my boobies", but I'm ill-equipped for that.
 
2012-12-05 03:28:51 AM
He could just go to Bavaria.
 
2012-12-05 03:33:51 AM
Just don't forget to put in the crystals.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-05 03:39:30 AM
Or...you know...just take a downer of some sort. But hey, the goofy helmet thing probably works too.
 
2012-12-05 03:57:08 AM
Great idea, but how about something less inconspicuous then a giant lightbulb on my head during the day.

/like a pair of goggles and a red tipped white cane.
 
2012-12-05 04:09:05 AM
 
2012-12-05 04:10:45 AM

Thelyphthoric: Great, perfect for when I want to see who mugged me 30 seconds AFTER it happens.


That's dangerously close to a good idea for law enforcement purposes.
 
2012-12-05 04:16:30 AM

wraith95: Obligatory?


Dammit! Beat me to it.
 
2012-12-05 05:14:24 AM

wraith95: Obligatory?


Glad to see that everything's covered.
 
2012-12-05 05:20:55 AM
Isn't that what pot is for?
 
2012-12-05 05:49:35 AM

HotWingAgenda: Thelyphthoric: Great, perfect for when I want to see who mugged me 30 seconds AFTER it happens.

That's dangerously close to a good idea for law enforcement purposes.


They'd probably make you take off the helmet when you talk to them. Cops are jerks.
 
2012-12-05 06:04:25 AM
It puts the catbox on its head, or it gets the hose again.
 
2012-12-05 06:36:53 AM
Is my safety guaranteed?
 
2012-12-05 07:32:15 AM
www.twilightzone.org

Buster Keaton can tell you a thing or two about time-shifting helmets.

/doo-DOO-doo-doo...doo-DOO-doo-doo
 
2012-12-05 09:52:47 AM
Only an asshole would wear something like that...

www.wearysloth.com

/ Yo!
 
2012-12-05 10:18:38 AM
Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie.
 
2012-12-05 10:43:33 AM
Pretty sure that would turn into a lunch-shifting helmet after about thirty seconds.
 
2012-12-05 10:53:44 AM

Eddie Ate Dynamite: Or...you know...just take a downer of some sort. But hey, the goofy helmet thing probably works too.


seriously, this is why pharmaceuticals are readily available for farks sake.
 
2012-12-05 12:16:04 PM
www.virginmedia.com
Unimpressed.
 
2012-12-05 12:26:33 PM
www.discobelle.net
 
2012-12-05 02:18:19 PM
I can see people using this while listening to dubstep

/brrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr
 
2012-12-05 02:20:52 PM
you:Time Helmet?
Helmut: Ja, is about 3:15.
 
2012-12-05 05:23:11 PM

IAMBOB: I can see people using this while listening to dubstep

/brrrrrrrrooooooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrr


I have a feeling that people would think all sorts of music would sound amazing to them. Sorta like that whole Justin Beiber slowed 800% joke thing took off and started getting rave reviews. Although things like car horns and sirens could be a problem.
 
2012-12-05 09:35:55 PM
 
2012-12-06 09:40:12 AM

Thelyphthoric: Great, perfect for when I want to see who mugged me 30 seconds AFTER it happens.

/was going to go with "groped my boobies", but I'm ill-equipped for that.


EIP

/oh wait, you're a guy?
//yet to receive BIE from a geek thread
 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report