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2012-12-04 08:34:02 PM
5 votes:
oldschoolreviews.com

Does not agree
2012-12-05 03:48:32 AM
3 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2012-12-04 11:32:50 PM
3 votes:
blogs.roanoke.com
2012-12-05 01:26:43 PM
2 votes:
Millie, who lives near Canterbury and had grown up on a farm, had spent her young life surrounded by animals and picked up the parasite when she was one.

When she was a farm, when she was an animal, or when she was a parasite?
2012-12-04 08:57:06 PM
2 votes:
Followed him around for two days, man.
2012-12-05 09:42:42 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-05 08:40:46 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Is your name Earl?
2012-12-05 06:22:00 AM
1 votes:
About eight years ago, there was a family that lived down the street from us. They had a little boy, looked to be three or four, who had this perpetually stupid look on his face, like a cocker spaniel. I'd drive by, and if he were out in the yard, he'd being doing something dumb like whapping himself on the head with a stick or staring blankly off into space. Also, his name was Hunter, which was interesting because they also had a dog named Frank, and it seemed to me that they must have gotten the names reversed somehow, Hunter being more appropriate for a dog and Frank for a human.

Anyway, one day I'm out working in my yard, and all of a sudden I hear this tremendously loud voice screaming from down the street, "HUNTER!!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!!! IT'S POOP!!!!!" They moved away a couple years later, but I always wondered what happened to that stupid, poop-eating kid. Now I know he probably went blind.

/Gross story, bro
2012-12-05 05:54:48 AM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Divine words of wisdom, subby.


?! ... How did that not end with "The Aristocrats"?
2012-12-05 04:44:36 AM
1 votes:
http://Girl-nearly-goes-blind-inadvertently-eating-parasite-dog-mess- t ravelled-stomach-EYEBALL.html/

That's all I need to know.
2012-12-05 04:34:48 AM
1 votes:
It was... the dog poop!

i2.listal.com
2012-12-05 04:06:57 AM
1 votes:
Your not in Hawaii ... Don't eat the poo poo platter..
2012-12-05 03:38:58 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Textbook shiat eatin' grin.
2012-12-05 03:38:19 AM
1 votes:
So it's 2:30 am and I'm commenting in a poop thread on Fark. Yyyyeeeeaaaah it's gonna be a GREAT day!
2012-12-05 03:36:20 AM
1 votes:
That dude from Glee should know better.
2012-12-05 03:34:45 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Reminded me of the time a couple of my buddies and I convinced our stoner friend to snort some Pop-Rocks.
2012-12-05 03:27:24 AM
1 votes:
Bet she didn't see that coming.
2012-12-04 11:46:49 PM
1 votes:
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily
2012-12-04 09:27:47 PM
1 votes:
... And den they eat da poo poo...
2012-12-04 09:04:22 PM
1 votes:
Came for the Pink Flamingos reference; leaving satisfied.

/How many times have you watched the movie, jake_lex?
2012-12-04 09:01:19 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

i179.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 08:36:00 PM
1 votes:
When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.
 
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