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2012-12-04 08:34:02 PM
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Does not agree
2012-12-04 08:36:00 PM
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When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.
2012-12-05 07:42:38 AM
1 votes:
But other kinds of poo are fine?
2012-12-05 06:22:00 AM
1 votes:
About eight years ago, there was a family that lived down the street from us. They had a little boy, looked to be three or four, who had this perpetually stupid look on his face, like a cocker spaniel. I'd drive by, and if he were out in the yard, he'd being doing something dumb like whapping himself on the head with a stick or staring blankly off into space. Also, his name was Hunter, which was interesting because they also had a dog named Frank, and it seemed to me that they must have gotten the names reversed somehow, Hunter being more appropriate for a dog and Frank for a human.

Anyway, one day I'm out working in my yard, and all of a sudden I hear this tremendously loud voice screaming from down the street, "HUNTER!!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!!! IT'S POOP!!!!!" They moved away a couple years later, but I always wondered what happened to that stupid, poop-eating kid. Now I know he probably went blind.

/Gross story, bro
2012-12-05 05:54:48 AM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Divine words of wisdom, subby.


?! ... How did that not end with "The Aristocrats"?
2012-12-05 05:28:36 AM
1 votes:
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2012-12-05 04:11:19 AM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


FARK is not your personal erotica site.

/Wait, what ... ?
2012-12-05 03:48:32 AM
1 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2012-12-05 03:38:58 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Textbook shiat eatin' grin.
2012-12-05 12:08:41 AM
1 votes:

shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily


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2012-12-04 11:46:49 PM
1 votes:
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily
2012-12-04 09:43:00 PM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


You know, thing is, if it wasn't you it would have been someone else. Anyone that can be talked into eating dog crap, or any crap for that matter is going to do it at some point.

You shouldn't feel too bad. Altho ants already make my skin crawl and your little anecdote doesn't help.
2012-12-04 09:01:19 PM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

i179.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 08:57:06 PM
1 votes:
Followed him around for two days, man.
2012-12-04 08:44:06 PM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


you are a bad person, and you should feel shame. but, still...lolz
 
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