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2012-12-04 08:21:04 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

don't eat dog poo
 
2012-12-04 08:34:02 PM
oldschoolreviews.com

Does not agree
 
2012-12-04 08:36:00 PM
When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.
 
2012-12-04 08:44:06 PM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


you are a bad person, and you should feel shame. but, still...lolz
 
2012-12-04 08:47:00 PM
And eat the cat poop first-hand? Gross.
 
2012-12-04 08:57:06 PM
Followed him around for two days, man.
 
2012-12-04 09:01:19 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

i179.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 09:04:22 PM
Came for the Pink Flamingos reference; leaving satisfied.

/How many times have you watched the movie, jake_lex?
 
2012-12-04 09:21:38 PM

dickfreckle: He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life.


To be fair, perhaps it did give him magical powers. Magical canine fecal based powers, now that's a unique superhero.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:47 PM
... And den they eat da poo poo...
 
2012-12-04 09:34:44 PM
Good thing we don't step in it
Ya. Good thing.
Let's go eat.
Ya eat.
 
2012-12-04 09:43:00 PM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


You know, thing is, if it wasn't you it would have been someone else. Anyone that can be talked into eating dog crap, or any crap for that matter is going to do it at some point.

You shouldn't feel too bad. Altho ants already make my skin crawl and your little anecdote doesn't help.
 
2012-12-04 11:32:50 PM
blogs.roanoke.com
 
2012-12-04 11:46:49 PM
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily
 
2012-12-05 12:08:41 AM

shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily


i234.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-05 12:09:10 AM
Well... isn't that spaniel
 
2012-12-05 02:51:55 AM
Dogs eat their own shiat all the time.
 
2012-12-05 03:27:24 AM
Bet she didn't see that coming.
 
2012-12-05 03:34:45 AM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Reminded me of the time a couple of my buddies and I convinced our stoner friend to snort some Pop-Rocks.
 
2012-12-05 03:36:20 AM
That dude from Glee should know better.
 
2012-12-05 03:38:19 AM
So it's 2:30 am and I'm commenting in a poop thread on Fark. Yyyyeeeeaaaah it's gonna be a GREAT day!
 
2012-12-05 03:38:58 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Textbook shiat eatin' grin.
 
2012-12-05 03:39:12 AM
SHH! My common sense is tinging.
 
2012-12-05 03:40:44 AM
Looks like her eyerectomy was successful.
 
2012-12-05 03:45:55 AM
I think subby might be speaking from experience, judging by his reading ability.
 
2012-12-05 03:48:32 AM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2012-12-05 03:57:42 AM

L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]


I used to always make my folks order one of those when I was a kid and we went to a Chinese restaurant. Damn that makes me hungry...
 
2012-12-05 04:01:09 AM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


You should have to tell that story any time somebody doubts the existence of karma. Or just desserts.
 
2012-12-05 04:06:57 AM
Your not in Hawaii ... Don't eat the poo poo platter..
 
2012-12-05 04:11:19 AM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


FARK is not your personal erotica site.

/Wait, what ... ?
 
2012-12-05 04:26:58 AM

HotWingAgenda: L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]

I used to always make my folks order one of those when I was a kid and we went to a Chinese restaurant. Damn that makes me hungry...


We'd always order the Pu Pu Platter at the Bali Hai on family trips to San Diego while growing up.

In grad school, I frequented Burt Lee's Tahiti in Salem, Oregon. Excellent pu pus and drinks. I'd usually start off with a Samoan Fog Cutter or a Sinful Surfer. Loved that place. Today, it's the drive-through for a bank. Still makes me angry. I'd give almost anything for another night there with my friends, including a couple of dead ones.
 
2012-12-05 04:28:42 AM

L.D. Ablo: We'd always order the Pu Pu Platter at the Bali Hai on family trips to San Diego while growing up.


Well, hell. I know where I'm going Friday night now.
 
2012-12-05 04:34:03 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x446]

don't eat dog poo


The hell is tim Tebow doing in drag?
 
2012-12-05 04:34:38 AM
SHIFT KEY, I SWEAR TO TEBOW
 
2012-12-05 04:34:48 AM
It was... the dog poop!

i2.listal.com
 
2012-12-05 04:39:45 AM

Loucifer: It was... the dog poop!

[i2.listal.com image 231x154]


I always thought Brite-Boy had an oddly familiar flavor.
 
2012-12-05 04:44:36 AM
http://Girl-nearly-goes-blind-inadvertently-eating-parasite-dog-mess- t ravelled-stomach-EYEBALL.html/

That's all I need to know.
 
2012-12-05 05:10:49 AM
v020o.popscreen.com

hotlink
 
2012-12-05 05:28:36 AM
www.yidio.com
 
2012-12-05 05:34:42 AM
Eat 'em up, YUM!
img18.imageshack.us
Actually, dolmades are very tasty once you yet over that it looks like you are eating a plate of dog turds.
Link
 
2012-12-05 05:37:54 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Eat 'em up, YUM!
[img18.imageshack.us image 589x393]
Actually, dolmades are very tasty once you yet over that it looks like you are eating a plate of dog cat turds.
Link


/ftfy
 
2012-12-05 05:46:48 AM
Divine words of wisdom, subby.
 
2012-12-05 05:54:48 AM

cc_rider: Divine words of wisdom, subby.


?! ... How did that not end with "The Aristocrats"?
 
2012-12-05 05:59:24 AM

shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily


you rock. I'm going to bed now.
 
2012-12-05 05:59:49 AM
Ya just ate poop Sai! 

/What are we in? Star Wars?!
 
2012-12-05 06:22:00 AM
About eight years ago, there was a family that lived down the street from us. They had a little boy, looked to be three or four, who had this perpetually stupid look on his face, like a cocker spaniel. I'd drive by, and if he were out in the yard, he'd being doing something dumb like whapping himself on the head with a stick or staring blankly off into space. Also, his name was Hunter, which was interesting because they also had a dog named Frank, and it seemed to me that they must have gotten the names reversed somehow, Hunter being more appropriate for a dog and Frank for a human.

Anyway, one day I'm out working in my yard, and all of a sudden I hear this tremendously loud voice screaming from down the street, "HUNTER!!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!!! IT'S POOP!!!!!" They moved away a couple years later, but I always wondered what happened to that stupid, poop-eating kid. Now I know he probably went blind.

/Gross story, bro
 
2012-12-05 06:52:30 AM
East Side Dave?
 
2012-12-05 07:42:38 AM
But other kinds of poo are fine?
 
2012-12-05 07:45:14 AM
"Dumbass" in question contacted the parasite as a one year old.

It also says that although it does origionate in dog poo, it can be found in soil. Probably a dog crapped near there, the poo was picked up, thus the parasites weren't easily visable to the parents.

Moral of the story, don't be an ass and let your dog crap in playgrounds.
 
2012-12-05 08:40:46 AM

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Is your name Earl?
 
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