Mark Ratner: borg: EvilEgg: Luke and Leia were high schoolers ( or least about that age) in A New Hope. Han was the creepy college kid who still hangs with high schoolers."That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."Kinda sad that was his first and best acting role to date.
Son of Thunder: Son of Thunder: Subdue their bellies: Are those... nunchucks? Why does Han have nunchucks?The 80s was the decade of the Ninja Boom. And everyone knows ninjas are all about the nunchucks.Wait a second. I sense a great disturbance in my logic, as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.Han had no use for hokey religions and ancient weapons.So why does Han have nunchucks?
cretinbob: ArkAngel: Lando is friggin' hilarious. Is the person next to him supposed to be Lobot?I think that's Boba Fett...again This is not how people looked in the 1980's, This is how people were portrayed in movies from the late 1990's and early 2000's as being from the 1980's.
cretinbob: Though why Greedo and Lando would be together only heightens the level of fail that is that steaming pile.
edgesrealm: If Disney sees this and runs with it, then the Star Wars universe as we know it will be screwed...
StoPPeRmobile: edgesrealm: If Disney sees this and runs with it, then the Star Wars universe as we know it will be screwed...Does that mean no more emo boy and JarJar?
Subdue their bellies: Are those... nunchucks? Why does Han have nunchucks?
Parthenogenetic: The janitor is a Gamorrean guard. Note the green color scheme, body habitus, and the brutish, slobby demeanor. The mop is a parody of a pole arm.
cretinbob: As imagined by someone who wasn't even born in the 1980's.
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