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2012-12-04 08:35:12 PM
Luke and Leia were high schoolers ( or least about that age) in A New Hope. Han was the creepy college kid who still hangs with high schoolers.
 
2012-12-04 09:06:25 PM

EvilEgg: Luke and Leia were high schoolers ( or least about that age) in A New Hope. Han was the creepy college kid who still hangs with high schoolers.


www.threeimaginarygirls.com

"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."
 
2012-12-04 09:18:14 PM
That's not at all how I would picture R2D2. C3PO is spot on, though.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:50 PM
Yoda kind of looks like a Mogwai.
 
2012-12-04 09:30:43 PM
I saw this forever ago. Are you sure this isn't a dupe?
 
2012-12-04 09:59:02 PM
As imagined by someone who wasn't even born in the 1980's.
 
2012-12-04 10:35:57 PM
Luke Skywalker is Marty McFly?
 
2012-12-05 12:40:29 AM

propasaurus: Luke Skywalker is Marty McFly?


Well, yeah. Of course he should be modeled after the protagonist of the best science fiction movie of the 80s.
 
2012-12-05 12:48:41 AM

borg: EvilEgg: Luke and Leia were high schoolers ( or least about that age) in A New Hope. Han was the creepy college kid who still hangs with high schoolers.



"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."


Kinda sad that was his first and best acting role to date.
 
2012-12-05 01:00:25 AM
Lando is friggin' hilarious. Is the person next to him supposed to be Lobot?
 
2012-12-05 01:07:17 AM

ArkAngel: Lando is friggin' hilarious. Is the person next to him supposed to be Lobot?


I think that's Boba Fett...again This is not how people looked in the 1980's, This is how people were portrayed in movies from the late 1990's and early 2000's as being from the 1980's.
 
2012-12-05 01:09:03 AM
Apparently that's Greedo......
 
2012-12-05 01:09:57 AM
Though why Greedo and Lando would be together only heightens the level of fail that is that steaming pile.
 
2012-12-05 07:08:50 AM

Mark Ratner: borg: EvilEgg: Luke and Leia were high schoolers ( or least about that age) in A New Hope. Han was the creepy college kid who still hangs with high schoolers.



"That's what I love about high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."

Kinda sad that was his first and best acting role to date.


He was in American Graffiti before that.
 
2012-12-05 07:10:59 AM
Drawing a blank on who the janitor is supposed to be. Jabba? Why a janitor though?
 
2012-12-05 07:47:38 AM
Are those... nunchucks? Why does Han have nunchucks?
 
2012-12-05 08:05:21 AM

Subdue their bellies: Are those... nunchucks? Why does Han have nunchucks?


The 80s was the decade of the Ninja Boom. And everyone knows ninjas are all about the nunchucks.
 
2012-12-05 08:08:46 AM

Son of Thunder: Subdue their bellies: Are those... nunchucks? Why does Han have nunchucks?

The 80s was the decade of the Ninja Boom. And everyone knows ninjas are all about the nunchucks.


Wait a second. I sense a great disturbance in my logic, as if millions of brain cells suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Han had no use for hokey religions and ancient weapons.

So why does Han have nunchucks?
 
2012-12-05 08:12:33 AM
pretty sure you could sell the Han n Chewy on shirts.


Son of Thunder: By the time Han was around, blasters were already about 35,000 years old.
The "ancient weapons" was a stab at Ben's age. In Han's eyes the fact that Ben had been a jedi still wasn't enough to survive a fight. He was right.
 
2012-12-05 08:34:00 AM

prjindigo: pretty sure you could sell the Han n Chewy on shirts.


Son of Thunder: By the time Han was around, blasters were already about 35,000 years old.
The "ancient weapons" was a stab at Ben's age. In Han's eyes the fact that Ben had been a jedi still wasn't enough to survive a fight. He was right.


That don't make no sense.
 
2012-12-05 08:42:51 AM

Hawnkee: Drawing a blank on who the janitor is supposed to be. Jabba? Why a janitor though?


I thought the janitor was a Gammorrean Guard, the other guy was Bib Fortuna and the Principal was Jabba?
 
2012-12-05 08:44:15 AM

buntz: I thought the janitor was a Gammorrean Guard, the other guy was Bib Fortuna and the Principal was Jabba?


Ok, I'm wrong, the principal is the Emperor, and the other guy is Grand Moff Tarkin?

But that janitor is still a Gammorrean Guard
 
2012-12-05 08:44:19 AM
Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

dustfactoryvintage.com
 
2012-12-05 08:47:58 AM

Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]


I would totally own that van. It's a perfect sin bin.
 
2012-12-05 08:58:02 AM

Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]


I hear it can make a beer run in less than 12 minutes.
 
2012-12-05 09:02:36 AM

EyeballKid: Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]

I hear it can make a beer run in less than 12 minutes.


Shouldn't that be "less than 12 blocks"?

/just to keep it relevant.
 
2012-12-05 09:06:26 AM

EyeballKid: Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]

I hear it can make a beer run in less than 12 minutes.


She'll make point five past the posted limit. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself. (mostly the orange shag carpet).
 
2012-12-05 09:18:48 AM

rooftop235: Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]

I would totally own that van. It's a perfect sin bin.


She looks like she might draw Imperial attention.
 
2012-12-05 09:22:24 AM

StoPPeRmobile: rooftop235: Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]

I would totally own that van. It's a perfect sin bin.

She looks like she might draw Imperial attention.


"These aren't the bimbo's you're looking for."
 
2012-12-05 09:25:28 AM

Krieghund: Well, yeah. Of course he should be modeled after the protagonist of the best science fiction movie of the 80s.


What? He doesn't look a thing like Alex Rogan.
 
2012-12-05 09:28:37 AM
Heh, cute.
 
2012-12-05 10:01:59 AM
So if Han and Chewie ride around in a Trans Am and Vader rides a dirt bike, what does Luke blast womp rats with? That skateboard? If they are going with the Marty McFly mash-up, they should go all the way with a 4x4 light pickup.
 
2012-12-05 10:37:07 AM

cgraves67: So if Han and Chewie ride around in a Trans Am and Vader rides a dirt bike, what does Luke blast womp rats with? That skateboard? If they are going with the Marty McFly mash-up, they should go all the way with a 4x4 light pickup.


www.suzukicycles.org
 
2012-12-05 10:40:43 AM

buntz: buntz: I thought the janitor was a Gammorrean Guard, the other guy was Bib Fortuna and the Principal was Jabba?

Ok, I'm wrong, the principal is the Emperor, and the other guy is Grand Moff Tarkin?

But that janitor is still a Gammorrean Guard


I thought:
Jabba
Emperor
Tarkin


/My two Republic Credits
 
2012-12-05 10:43:38 AM
I have a strange boner looking at the sketch of Leia.

Also why does Luke look like Marty McFly and there no f*cking way Han would wear shorts like that.
 
2012-12-05 10:51:43 AM
HS in 1980 had a smoking hall where students enjoyed a cigarette. monitors would look the other way and pretend not to smell whatever else you smoked. it wasn't a homeland security event if someone had a pocket knife. if you didn't try to pass your classes you got left behind - like you should. you mouth off one too many times in shop class and the teacher would pull you into the hall and put the fear of god in you. and the dweebs that were into things like dungeons & dragons or star trek were treated like the losers they were.
 
2012-12-05 11:08:51 AM

KrispyKritter: and the dweebs that were into things like dungeons & dragons or star trek were treated like the losers they were.


Probably signing your paycheck now.
 
2012-12-05 11:18:49 AM

KrispyKritter: HS in 1980 had a smoking hall where students enjoyed a cigarette. monitors would look the other way and pretend not to smell whatever else you smoked. it wasn't a homeland security event if someone had a pocket knife. if you didn't try to pass your classes you got left behind - like you should. you mouth off one too many times in shop class and the teacher would pull you into the hall and put the fear of god in you. and the dweebs that were into things like dungeons & dragons or star trek were treated like the losers they were.


When I was in High School you could smoke anywhere on campus except inside the buildings I even remember teachers bumming smokes from students.
/class of 84
 
2012-12-05 11:33:13 AM
They forgot the fish aquarium next to the principal's office:
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-12-05 11:41:55 AM
I guess this is the third or fourth repeat of this. Gotta make sure everyone sees it, I guess.

Still really awesome. I'd watch the hell out of that.
 
2012-12-05 12:06:51 PM

borg: KrispyKritter: HS in 1980 had a smoking hall where students enjoyed a cigarette. monitors would look the other way and pretend not to smell whatever else you smoked. it wasn't a homeland security event if someone had a pocket knife. if you didn't try to pass your classes you got left behind - like you should. you mouth off one too many times in shop class and the teacher would pull you into the hall and put the fear of god in you. and the dweebs that were into things like dungeons & dragons or star trek were treated like the losers they were.

When I was in High School you could smoke anywhere on campus except inside the buildings I even remember teachers bumming smokes from students.
/class of 84


I remember the narcs bumming smokes.
 
2012-12-05 12:08:43 PM

magic_patch: /My two Republic Credits


Yeah, well your credits are no good here! I need something more 'real'

/you're probably right, that would make more sense. But he's green with a pig nose, so I thought......
 
2012-12-05 12:42:57 PM

pheelix: They forgot the fish aquarium next to the principal's office:
[farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x333]


Hah, nice.
 
2012-12-05 01:23:14 PM
I'll second the Han and Chewie thing being not right. Han looks like an idiot. He'd wear pants, and not a belly shirt. He wasn't a soldier or muscle-brah, or anything like that.

Plus what others said, that's 'the 80's as envisioned by someone not there'.
 
2012-12-05 02:30:31 PM

kroonermanblack: I'll second the Han and Chewie thing being not right. Han looks like an idiot. He'd wear pants, and not a belly shirt. He wasn't a soldier or muscle-brah, or anything like that.

Plus what others said, that's 'the 80's as envisioned by someone not there'.


The weird-looking best friend always wears a belly shirt.
 
2012-12-05 02:58:44 PM

rooftop235: Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]

I would totally own that van. It's a perfect sin bin.


You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
2012-12-05 03:10:17 PM

magic_patch: buntz: buntz: I thought the janitor was a Gammorrean Guard, the other guy was Bib Fortuna and the Principal was Jabba?

Ok, I'm wrong, the principal is the Emperor, and the other guy is Grand Moff Tarkin?

But that janitor is still a Gammorrean Guard

I thought:
Jabba
Emperor
Tarkin

/My two Republic Credits


The janitor is a Gamorrean guard. Note the green color scheme, body habitus, and the brutish, slobby demeanor. The mop is a parody of a pole arm.

www.starwars.com
 
2012-12-05 03:14:22 PM
Guys. Really. Its time to move on to a new obsession
 
2012-12-05 03:16:54 PM

Fecacacophany: Solo and Chewie with a TransAm? Nahhh. This makes more sense...

[dustfactoryvintage.com image 600x443]


YES

or this

sixpacktech.com
 
2012-12-05 03:17:40 PM
sixpacktech.com

better
 
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