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2012-12-04 08:41:36 PM
"Listen babe, I know you may be hitting a point where you're questioning your decisions in life, but trust me it's not you - it's the Jews."
 
2012-12-04 08:45:54 PM
Sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the sugartits.
 
2012-12-04 08:48:17 PM
"jews got you down, sugar tits?"
 
2012-12-04 09:21:42 PM
Charlie Sheen ... Mel Gibson ... Lindsay Lohan.

Together they form the Axis of ...
 
2012-12-05 02:02:06 AM

Ed Finnerty: Sometimes you've got to grab the bull by the sugartits.


CSB: David Letterman says the smallest known increment of time is between when a light turns green and a NYC cabbie lays on the horn. But he's wrong. It was the amount of time between when Mel Gibson uttered "sugartits" and somebody took it as a Fark handle.
 
2012-12-05 04:21:52 AM
If anyone knows about making a comeback after a terrible addiction problem, it's Mel Gibson.

And Robert Downey Jr., but he doesn't want any part of that Lohan death spiral.
 
2012-12-05 04:41:55 AM
This is a prime example of when the crazies come out to recruit for their cause. Lohan is in a really bad way and the vulture-saviors are circling the near dead corpse.

Its 13th stepping even before the first step.
 
2012-12-05 04:51:39 AM
He did the same thing for Britney Spears (and vice versa)
 
2012-12-05 05:00:35 AM

tomasso: Charlie Sheen ... Mel Gibson ... Lindsay Lohan.

Together they form the Axis of ...


..."Winning!", duh.
 
2012-12-05 05:07:29 AM
Wear gloves.
 
2012-12-05 06:35:16 AM

tomasso: Charlie Sheen ... Mel Gibson ... Lindsay Lohan.

Together they form the Axis of ...


B-list talent?
 
2012-12-05 06:35:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: If anyone knows about making a comeback after a terrible addiction problem, it's Mel Gibson.

And Robert Downey Jr., but he doesn't want any part of that Lohan death spiral.


His career implosion aside, I'll give Gibson credit for helping Downey by helping him get insured for movies post-rehab. 

As for his own comeback. Mel doesn't need one. Since he was the primary investor of the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, that dude's got fark you money for the next ten lifetimes.
 
2012-12-05 06:52:41 AM

stoli n coke: As for his own comeback. Mel doesn't need one.


Does if he wants to act, which he still can. Get the Gringo was pretty good, but from my understanding it was a limited release sort of deal.

Meh, i don't really care what celebrities do or say in their off time(long as it's not rape/murder, being an asshole is not really illegal). If they can do good work, I say let 'em.

I drink and party myself, as long as it doesn't affect my job, my employer shouldn't give a rat's ass. Most people agree with that view, but so many will still refuse to watch Mel in a film now...doesn't make sense to me.
 
2012-12-05 07:07:34 AM

omeganuepsilon: stoli n coke: As for his own comeback. Mel doesn't need one.

Does if he wants to act, which he still can. Get the Gringo was pretty good, but from my understanding it was a limited release sort of deal.

Meh, i don't really care what celebrities do or say in their off time(long as it's not rape/murder, being an asshole is not really illegal). If they can do good work, I say let 'em.

I drink and party myself, as long as it doesn't affect my job, my employer shouldn't give a rat's ass. Most people agree with that view, but so many will still refuse to watch Mel in a film now...doesn't make sense to me.


From what I understand, Get The Gringo got a foreign theatrical, but only got into a handful of U.S. theaters. Which sucks, cause it was pretty good.
 
2012-12-05 07:39:20 AM
Say what you want about Mel Gibson, that crazy sonofabiatch knows story structure.
 
2012-12-05 08:35:17 AM
It's so nice that people are reaching out to help Lindsey Lohan. It's not like she could ever afford to seek help on her own.

I'll be more impressed when Mel Gibson realizes that regular people have problems too and decides to help them.
 
2012-12-05 08:46:30 AM
Y'all are forgetting how he turned Britney Spears' life around.
 
2012-12-05 08:51:54 AM
i.imgur.com

Save her from the conspiracy, Mel.
 
2012-12-05 08:56:00 AM
Mel's in such a haze he probably thinks Lohan still looks like this:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-05 09:21:05 AM
www.ndtv.com
 
2012-12-05 09:56:37 AM

SkylineRecords: [www.ndtv.com image 295x200]


Twenty posts in.

Shameful.
 
2012-12-05 09:59:16 AM
I on the other hand may reach around for Lindsay Lohan.
well bagged of course.
 
2012-12-05 11:25:30 AM
You know, if these are the people celebrities in need consider valid options for reaching out to, what must the rest of us look like to them?
 
2012-12-05 11:49:54 AM

Wellon Dowd: Mel's in such a haze he probably thinks Lohan still looks like this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x708]


Even with that pic, you can just tell she wasn't going to age well, coke or no coke.
 
2012-12-05 12:05:42 PM

pheelix: Wellon Dowd: Mel's in such a haze he probably thinks Lohan still looks like this:

[i.imgur.com image 500x708]

Even with that pic, you can just tell she wasn't going to age well, coke or no coke.


Pepsi!
 
2012-12-05 01:48:11 PM
He heard her tits were made of sugar?
 
2012-12-05 02:29:36 PM

carrion_luggage: He heard her tits were made of sugar?


Beats bolt-ons.
 
2012-12-05 02:53:34 PM
Reach out and STRANGLE HER!
/smile and BLOW ME!!!!!!
 
2012-12-05 05:17:50 PM
We should just let Lindsay implode and serve some prison time. She keeps getting more chances and keeps screwing up. If she weren't relatively famous she'd already be serving time and it would be a non-issue. Obviously she has poor impulse control and decision making skills and no longer deserves the latitude she has gotten up to this point. 6 months in a medium security prison should set her straight...well, except for when she is in the showers.
 
2012-12-05 05:53:30 PM
He probably just wants someone to drink with.
 
2012-12-05 06:31:44 PM

BATMANATEE: He probably just wants someone to drink with.


Yeah, coke and alcohol drama.
 
2012-12-05 10:42:31 PM
Hey! Everybody, leave Lindsay alone!

Me, I've wanted to reach out to her since before Mel Gibson knew she existed.

By the way, it should possible to create my own blended Scotch from McClelland's Islay and Evan Williams bourbon but the correct ratio eludes me. Maybe I should measure then out in teaspoons instead.
 
2012-12-05 10:52:34 PM

4nik8tor: We should just let Lindsay implode and serve some prison time. She keeps getting more chances and keeps screwing up. If she weren't relatively famous she'd already be serving time and it would be a non-issue. Obviously she has poor impulse control and decision making skills and no longer deserves the latitude she has gotten up to this point. 6 months in a medium security prison should set her straight...well, except for when she is in the showers.


It's a harsh way to put it, but some people -perhaps many- really do need to hit rock bottom before they can be moved to get their act together. Maybe she's such a one.
 
2012-12-06 12:12:45 AM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-12-06 02:29:53 AM

Wellon Dowd: Mel's in such a haze he probably thinks Lohan still looks like this:


Den tittays
 
2012-12-06 04:00:44 PM
What will the Mel-Gibson-Lindsay-Lohan-drunken-affair-spawn look like, do you reckon, if it survives the pregnancy and early childhood? It's the only way it could get worse.
 
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