Indubitably: To orgasm
Smallberries: atomic-age: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief./always finding the silver lining//lemons into lemonaidI'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.No shiat,The best I've done is 7ish. And that wasn't me, it was my partner.She was a squinter too. :)
Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.
Arumat: Imagine having a boner for no reason.
gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.
The One True TheDavid: Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...
fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year, Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.
Gosling: ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.Classy.Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.
Omis: If she wanted to stop getting aroused she should have got married.
aspAddict: Fifty orgasms in a row? Over what time span? I mean, my gf had 87 in an hour one time. (Yes we were counting...) I think she is planning on having my tongue bronzed when I die./Bragging just a little... ;)
fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.
JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself
farkingismybusiness: I say she got off easy.
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