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(Daily Mail)   Woman suffering from persistent genital arousal disorder that could only find relief after hours of masturbation has finally found relief   ( divider line
    More: Sad, sexual arousal disorder, persistent genital arousal disorder, Spring Hill, family therapies, medical literature, orgasms, menopause  
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2012-12-04 10:22:14 PM  
12 votes:
I say she got off easy.
2012-12-04 10:22:07 PM  
10 votes:

Indubitably: To orgasm

Aye, there's the rub
2012-12-04 11:33:17 PM  
4 votes:

Smallberries: atomic-age: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid

I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.

No shiat,

The best I've done is 7ish. And that wasn't me, it was my partner.

She was a squinter too. :)

She's not squinting. She's imagining somebody else.
2012-12-04 10:43:19 PM  
4 votes:

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

Echoing some other farkers upthread, after having gone through my teenage years already, I know exactly what that is like.

/she should have just gotten married. I've heard that's the best cure for an overly aroused woman.
2012-12-04 10:24:26 PM  
4 votes:
Too bad I had never met her. For once, I could have proven to my wife there is a girl in this world I can make come.
2012-12-04 10:27:42 PM  
3 votes:
First she came, then she went.
2012-12-04 10:32:11 PM  
2 votes:
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
2012-12-04 10:29:49 PM  
2 votes:

Arumat: Imagine having a boner for no reason.

Every male teenager on the school bus.
2012-12-04 10:28:55 PM  
2 votes:
I was afflicted with this same condition when I was seventeen. The only cure was a wrist-cramping all-night session with a Gillian Anderson fansite.
2012-12-04 10:27:28 PM  
2 votes:
She came and went.
2012-12-05 11:22:21 AM  
1 vote:

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.

This is the kind of condition where you're better off having acquaintances help, not family and friends.
2012-12-05 09:33:04 AM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...

I read that as 'half my wanking hours'.

I spend all my wanking hours...well....wanking.
2012-12-05 12:42:10 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-04 11:52:24 PM  
1 vote:

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.

Odd... it did not mention they were married.....
2012-12-04 11:32:43 PM  
1 vote:

Gosling: ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.


Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.

Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.

Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.

Her body is promoting rape culture
2012-12-04 11:20:50 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps I am not understanding how this was different then what a teenage boy goes through? Hell, who am I kidding, wasn't till my late 20's that this sort of event 'started' to be under control. You learn to live with it. Big farking deal.

And excuse me for being unsympathetic, but I'll take 50 uncontrolled orgasms vs a surprise tent pitchen' while standing in front of others, any day of the week.
2012-12-04 11:16:20 PM  
1 vote:

Omis: If she wanted to stop getting aroused she should have got married.

Obviously, you need to make more money.
2012-12-04 11:13:08 PM  
1 vote:

aspAddict: Fifty orgasms in a row? Over what time span? I mean, my gf had 87 in an hour one time. (Yes we were counting...) I think she is planning on having my tongue bronzed when I die.

/Bragging just a little... ;)
2012-12-04 10:45:19 PM  
1 vote:

fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.


I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads
2012-12-04 10:38:53 PM  
1 vote:

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.
2012-12-04 10:25:14 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.
2012-12-04 10:24:35 PM  
1 vote:

JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself

bdsm masturbation?
2012-12-04 10:24:16 PM  
1 vote:
I hate to seem insensitive, but seriously biatch, grow a pair.


I'm 50 and I've had this condition since I was like 14.

*fap fap*

2012-12-04 10:23:19 PM  
1 vote:

farkingismybusiness: I say she got off easy.

Yeah but what a jerk move
2012-12-04 10:20:44 PM  
1 vote:
To orgasm
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