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(Daily Mail)   Woman suffering from persistent genital arousal disorder that could only find relief after hours of masturbation has finally found relief   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2012-12-05 03:08:43 AM  
Needed some Haldol

and my dick
 
2012-12-05 03:10:31 AM  
The article says she had trouble getting medical help, but I don't buy it. As Republicans will always tell you, she could have just gone to an Emergency Room.
 
2012-12-05 03:13:28 AM  

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.

davidphogan: ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.

Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.


Religion didn't cause her to kill herself, it's just one factor that caused her depression that ended in suicide though.
 
2012-12-05 03:17:49 AM  

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.

davidphogan: ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.

Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.


A religious person wouldn't kill themselves? You have some things to learn in life still, young whippersnapper.
 
2012-12-05 03:24:10 AM  

ParagonComplex: The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.


You just said she was super religious AND that a religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

??? Then who the heck killed herself?

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.

Really, I'm not sure where you get this stuff but it's just crap.

Her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological which requires the involvement of neurons  {----- it's much better now that your total bs has been reversed, right?
 
2012-12-05 03:30:42 AM  

ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .


TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.
 
2012-12-05 03:38:28 AM  
obviously death by self-inflicted snu snu
 
2012-12-05 04:10:20 AM  
It's her religion that killed her.
 
2012-12-05 04:39:45 AM  
She came, she saw, she conquered...
 
2012-12-05 05:10:27 AM  
The only way I can relate is if I took a whole bunch of Viagra and my erection never, ever went away.

Zipping my pants is a pain. Couldn't move around a whole lot. Anyone sees me near a kid, cops push me against a wall and kick me in the crotch. I'd be beaten down by guards before getting put in solitary, listening to everyone tell me what a homo I was.

Poor lady.
 
2012-12-05 05:28:02 AM  
I wonder if out of respect everyone gave her a little brush by at the viewing?...one last hurrah

/aisle seat
 
2012-12-05 06:26:54 AM  

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


Video or GTFO
 
2012-12-05 06:59:08 AM  

Bumblefark: Smallberries: JasonOfOrillia: The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.

WTF?

At peace?

She's DEAD. Worm food.

That Ain't PEACE.

It's just dead.

Now, now...let the children enjoy their bedtime stories...


Must suck to have a meaningless existence.
 
2012-12-05 08:08:38 AM  

D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.


Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.
 
2012-12-05 09:33:04 AM  

The One True TheDavid: Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...


I read that as 'half my wanking hours'.

I spend all my wanking hours...well....wanking.
 
2012-12-05 09:43:47 AM  

Abacus9: fusillade762: Too_many_Brians: Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.

If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.



Uh, the rabbit died
 
2012-12-05 10:13:15 AM  
Was she hot?
 
2012-12-05 10:17:13 AM  
Rest in peace.
 
2012-12-05 11:16:58 AM  

NightOwl2255: She came and went.


..like the time that we spent
hiding out from the rain
under the carnival tent
 
2012-12-05 11:22:21 AM  

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.

But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?

Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.


This is the kind of condition where you're better off having acquaintances help, not family and friends.
 
2012-12-05 11:45:35 AM  
damn! I feel so sorry for her.. it's a good thing to be BOTH physically and mentally aroused but one w/o the other must be pure torture!
 
2012-12-05 12:08:46 PM  

D_Evans45: When it comes to it, humans are not monogamous animals, it's not our nature.


Eh, some humans make monogamy work (even if only serially), but after a while, they do seem like the minority...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The older I get, the more I start to realize that infidelity is just a part of adult relationships.


Infidelity and nonmonogamy are not necessarily the same thing.
 
2012-12-05 01:20:40 PM  
Why did the medical profession not offer some kind of surgical solution, e.g. clitoridectomy? I know it's drastic but clearly would have been a better outcome.
 
2012-12-05 01:57:48 PM  
Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right. How about a more direct analogy:

Imaging you are a guy who just had an orgasm (maybe you don't have to imagine, this being fark). That's a nice thing right? Now you've just had another. Still cool, like a bonus. Then another, and another. You're not turned on anymore, but there's another. The muscles are starting to hurt, but they keep, um, coming. You have to go to work, but you keep having them.

That going on for day after day, year after year, seems pretty horrible. And the fact that so many guys would try to make it sexy, when it's clearly anything but, would be pretty depressing.
 
2012-12-05 02:16:05 PM  

Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.


You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.
 
2012-12-05 02:41:46 PM  

patchvonbraun: My ex could come like a freight train. We counted over thirty in a 90 minute session once. 10 in a row was like "warm up" for her.

But unlike this poor women, it's not like she walked around sexually aroused all the time, with nothing to "ease the pain".

/misses that part of his marriage


Odd Observation: despite the Internet and Cosmo making us think all women want 'multiples', I've found some women are very much a 'one and done'. Even when one offers to 'keep workin' it' to get more 'O''s, there request is politely declined. I just chalk it up to the peculiarities (when compared to men) of female sexuality.

Any FARKettes have insightful commentary on this?
 
2012-12-05 03:02:16 PM  
she could have stayed in my room
 
2012-12-05 04:17:40 PM  

sephjnr: d_Evans45: Her masturbation looks uneventful though

Video or GTFO



I'd visit youporn or something, uneventful flinching isn't quite as sexy as say, 2 lesbians bombshells jiggling and fingering each other with foreign utensils.

Also, Im not standing by, if she's going at herself in front of me, Im not gonna stand by idly, Im going in. And without a cameraman, likely youll be seeing just a pair of spread legs and a hairy guys ass undulating.
 
2012-12-05 04:22:07 PM  

manimal2878: D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.



How many times have we heard about high powered execs the world over embroiled in scandals regarding their adultery? Does the name Petraeus ring a bell?

No way in hell the other party was ever engaged or married, right?

/Your posts are always retarded
 
2012-12-05 04:56:54 PM  
I submitted this with a better headline.

It was, you ready for this?...o.k., you ready? you sure? My headline was, "Come again" with a "Sad" tag. get it? Come Again? because of the...you know...masturbation.
 
2012-12-05 05:23:52 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Any FARKettes have insightful commentary on this?


Not a Farkette, but having been with one gal for years, there are wild swings in fatigue and sex drive. If the drive is there but not too strong, even "hard cuddling" can be enough. If every day is an exhausting grind, or if she hits the gym regularly, always waiting until night to have sex is a sure-fire way to be disappointed by a partner who falls asleep on you every time.

Vacation and hotel sex is always extended and kinkier! Just need to give her a break and a change of scenery.
 
2012-12-05 05:39:44 PM  
they could have always just gave her Risperdal. that would have made the problem go away.
 
2012-12-05 05:45:44 PM  
Why is it always Florida?
 
2012-12-05 05:54:16 PM  

Strik3r: Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.

You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.


Only similar in the sense that a twisted ankle and a broken ankle both involve an ankle and pain.

Talk to your friends in the BDSM community or search for porn regarding "forced orgasms" or "handjobs with post-orgasm torture" for some beginning understanding about orgasms as pain.
 
2012-12-05 06:37:14 PM  

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.


There are literally THOUSANDS of martyrs in dozens of faiths who'd disagree with you.
 
2012-12-05 07:05:08 PM  

Strik3r: Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.

You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.


I get it. I was a young man. An inconvenient or uncomfortable erection doesn't compare to what it would be like to have uncontrolled orgasms. She said that all of the normal orgasm body responses happened, like racing heart rate and all. The kind of sensitivity that happens after orgasms would be torture to endure in day-to-day life.
 
2012-12-05 09:00:56 PM  

Abacus9: ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .

TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.


Because anyone that claims to be religious knows that if you kill yourself you're going to Hell. That's just how it is. With someone deeply religious do you really think they'd pick spending an eternity in hell rather than a few decades or however long it takes them to die?
 
2012-12-05 09:19:19 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: NightOwl2255: She came and went.

..like the time that we spent
hiding out from the rain
under the carnival tent


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-12-06 12:18:46 AM  

ParagonComplex: Abacus9: ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .

TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.

Because anyone that claims to be religious knows that if you kill yourself you're going to Hell. That's just how it is. With someone deeply religious do you really think they'd pick spending an eternity in hell rather than a few decades or however long it takes them to die?


No, now you're just making stuff up. Hint: not all religious people believe the same stuff. Some of the stricter ones may believe that, but there are many who don't. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Or you're trolling.
 
2012-12-06 04:41:16 PM  

D_Evans45: manimal2878: D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.


How many times have we heard about high powered execs the world over embroiled in scandals regarding their adultery? Does the name Petraeus ring a bell?

No way in hell the other party was ever engaged or married, right?

/Your posts are always retarded


You're face is retarded. The reason we hear about the "high powered" execs is because we expect them not to act like trailer trash, that is why it's a scandal.
 
2012-12-07 07:45:48 PM  

manimal2878: You're face is retarded.



Fail.

The rest of your post didnt make sense either. Your mother is a whore.
 
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