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(Daily Mail)   Woman suffering from persistent genital arousal disorder that could only find relief after hours of masturbation has finally found relief   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2012-12-04 09:06:31 PM
Terrible, terrible news. :(
 
2012-12-04 09:12:31 PM
That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.
 
2012-12-04 10:20:44 PM
To orgasm
 
2012-12-04 10:21:58 PM
Ambivalence:

That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.

Hey, now I'm counting my blessings that I'm seldom moved to get it up.

Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...
 
2012-12-04 10:22:07 PM

Indubitably: To orgasm


Aye, there's the rub
 
2012-12-04 10:22:14 PM
I say she got off easy.
 
2012-12-04 10:22:31 PM
Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?
 
2012-12-04 10:23:19 PM

farkingismybusiness: I say she got off easy.


Yeah but what a jerk move
 
2012-12-04 10:23:51 PM
The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:16 PM
I hate to seem insensitive, but seriously biatch, grow a pair.

*fap*

I'm 50 and I've had this condition since I was like 14.

*fap fap*

/*fap*
 
2012-12-04 10:24:26 PM
Too bad I had never met her. For once, I could have proven to my wife there is a girl in this world I can make come.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:35 PM

JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself


bdsm masturbation?
 
2012-12-04 10:25:14 PM
FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.
 
2012-12-04 10:25:15 PM

davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.
 
2012-12-04 10:26:22 PM
Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:28 PM
She came and went.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:42 PM
First she came, then she went.
 
2012-12-04 10:28:49 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself

bdsm masturbation?


You are evil for making me laugh at this situation.
 
2012-12-04 10:28:55 PM
I was afflicted with this same condition when I was seventeen. The only cure was a wrist-cramping all-night session with a Gillian Anderson fansite.
 
2012-12-04 10:29:06 PM

NightOwl2255: She came and went.


No farking way. Simulpost! *internet high five*
 
2012-12-04 10:29:49 PM

Arumat: Imagine having a boner for no reason.


Every male teenager on the school bus.
 
2012-12-04 10:32:11 PM
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:36 PM
That is sad indeed. Too bad the Times reporter didn't see the signs that she was heading down that road. She gave a couple of hints.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:37 PM

BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.


Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.
 
2012-12-04 10:36:06 PM
She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.
 
2012-12-04 10:36:14 PM

Indubitably: Too orgasm


FTFY
 
2012-12-04 10:36:44 PM
davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


You're not very bright, are you?
 
2012-12-04 10:38:26 PM
So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:53 PM

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-12-04 10:40:16 PM
Old news is old. It seems like every few months daily fail or the Sun need to find one of these bizarre PGAD stories to report on. We get it.. uncontrollable sexual arousal. Moving along...
 
2012-12-04 10:40:23 PM

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.
 
2012-12-04 10:42:16 PM
I wondered if they recommended putting something on the skin like a numbing antiseptic?
 
2012-12-04 10:43:19 PM

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


Echoing some other farkers upthread, after having gone through my teenage years already, I know exactly what that is like.

/she should have just gotten married. I've heard that's the best cure for an overly aroused woman.
 
2012-12-04 10:44:56 PM

enochianwolf: Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.


Off-putting, too.
 
2012-12-04 10:45:19 PM

fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.


*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads
 
2012-12-04 10:47:19 PM
Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.


If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.
 
2012-12-04 10:48:08 PM

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


img2.ranker.com

????
 
2012-12-04 10:48:39 PM

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


It's a neurological disorder. Not mental. There is no DSM-IV calssification. The syndrome is a physical response.
 
2012-12-04 10:49:39 PM

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind, but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder. Like temporary insanity. Her situation would be comparable to a person killing themselves because of endless pain rather than being dumped by a chick.
 
2012-12-04 10:49:41 PM
She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid
 
2012-12-04 10:51:35 PM

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid


I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.
 
2012-12-04 10:52:29 PM
I might have witnessed someone with this condition before but I just can't put my finger in on it,.
 
2012-12-04 10:52:49 PM
It is unclear how many women suffer from the disease, but experts estimate it to be in the thousandstens.

 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 10:56:19 PM
I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.

But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?

Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.
 
2012-12-04 10:58:32 PM

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Also because someone died. farking hilarious
 
2012-12-04 10:59:36 PM
Very sad, but she was suffering, so maybe it's for the best.
 
2012-12-04 11:02:56 PM
And to think I used to envy all the women I've been with - and their orgasms that lasted 10-15 minutes.
 
2012-12-04 11:03:39 PM
Yay, religion. Shaming people for performing one of the most natural acts in the world for millennia and still going strong.
 
2012-12-04 11:04:39 PM
Maybe they could have found one more way to say "She could only find relief after hours of masturbation. ".
 
2012-12-04 11:08:24 PM

ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.


Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.

Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.

Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.
 
2012-12-04 11:10:10 PM
Yes someone did die. And since it made fark, we should learn from this experience. Now where are the videos?

/the videos, where are they?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 11:10:38 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Also because someone died. farking hilarious


1/10 on the troll-o-meter
 
2012-12-04 11:11:06 PM
Fifty orgasms in a row? Over what time span? I mean, my gf had 87 in an hour one time. (Yes we were counting...) I think she is planning on having my tongue bronzed when I die.

/Bragging just a little... ;)
 
2012-12-04 11:11:41 PM

fappomatic: davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.

It's a neurological disorder. Not mental. There is no DSM-IV calssification. The syndrome is a physical response.


I stand corrected. I feel bad for her and her family, but neurological and/or mental disorders leading to suicide still isn't surprising.
 
2012-12-04 11:12:02 PM
How horrible her life must have been...she couldn't even have regular sex, as it was painful. And having 50 orgasms ..wow...im surprised that didn't kill her by itself. I feel for this poor lady, and anyone suffering from this condition. I hope they come up with something to help them so they don't feel they have to end their own lives. I cannot imagine how terrible it was for her.

/rip lady.
 
2012-12-04 11:12:17 PM

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


So, imagine that I'm 23?
 
2012-12-04 11:13:08 PM

aspAddict: Fifty orgasms in a row? Over what time span? I mean, my gf had 87 in an hour one time. (Yes we were counting...) I think she is planning on having my tongue bronzed when I die.

/Bragging just a little... ;)


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 11:14:46 PM
If she wanted to stop getting aroused she should have got married.
 
2012-12-04 11:16:20 PM

Omis: If she wanted to stop getting aroused she should have got married.


Obviously, you need to make more money.
 
2012-12-04 11:17:48 PM

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.
s


Damn, it's gotta suck to be the fiance.
 
2012-12-04 11:20:50 PM
Perhaps I am not understanding how this was different then what a teenage boy goes through? Hell, who am I kidding, wasn't till my late 20's that this sort of event 'started' to be under control. You learn to live with it. Big farking deal.

And excuse me for being unsympathetic, but I'll take 50 uncontrolled orgasms vs a surprise tent pitchen' while standing in front of others, any day of the week.
 
2012-12-04 11:27:45 PM

wildsnowllama: NightOwl2255: She came and went.

No farking way. Simulpost! *internet high five*


You know, this is totally unrelated to this thread, but I believe that you are mistaken. You see, a simulpost means to post at the same time, yet your posts are 14 seconds apart.

You did, however, post almost the same thing back to back.

We shall refer to this as a similpost.
 
2012-12-04 11:27:48 PM

ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.


Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.
 
2012-12-04 11:29:48 PM

JasonOfOrillia: The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.


WTF?

At peace?

She's DEAD. Worm food.

That Ain't PEACE.

It's just dead.
 
2012-12-04 11:31:39 PM

atomic-age: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid

I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.


No shiat,

The best I've done is 7ish. And that wasn't me, it was my partner.

She was a squinter too. :)
 
2012-12-04 11:32:43 PM

Gosling: ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.

Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.

Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.

Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.


Her body is promoting rape culture
 
2012-12-04 11:33:17 PM

Smallberries: atomic-age: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid

I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.

No shiat,

The best I've done is 7ish. And that wasn't me, it was my partner.

She was a squinter too. :)


She's not squinting. She's imagining somebody else.
 
2012-12-04 11:33:53 PM

BummerDuck: Perhaps I am not understanding how this was different then what a teenage boy goes through? Hell, who am I kidding, wasn't till my late 20's that this sort of event 'started' to be under control. You learn to live with it. Big farking deal.

And excuse me for being unsympathetic, but I'll take 50 uncontrolled orgasms vs a surprise tent pitchen' while standing in front of others, any day of the week.


Amen Brother, I still get a boner in the grocery store for no reason...
 
2012-12-04 11:34:46 PM
My ex could come like a freight train. We counted over thirty in a 90 minute session once. 10 in a row was like "warm up" for her.

But unlike this poor women, it's not like she walked around sexually aroused all the time, with nothing to "ease the pain".

/misses that part of his marriage
 
2012-12-04 11:42:20 PM
I briefly had PGAD symptoms when my fibromyalgia wa making my pudenal nerve go crazy. I can tell you it's no farking fun whatsoever. Imagine your genitalia engorged and sore, plus the feeling that you're having a raging bladder infection on top of that. Sex and masturbation are an exercise in screaming pain. Oh, and you continuously have orgasms you can't control every time you shift your weight in your seat, move your legs slightly, etc. And you CAN'T TURN IT OFF. If you're extremely lucky, it might go away by itself, but if I were like this woman and had to put up with it for 16 years, I could totally see eating a shotgun.

And I'm not all that religious so this condition totally had nothing to do with some church telling me that touching myself was a no-no.

I hope those who are making light of this condition never have a daughter or female relative who has to live with it.
 
2012-12-04 11:46:54 PM

yourmomlovestetris: I briefly had PGAD symptoms when my fibromyalgia wa making my pudenal nerve go crazy. I can tell you it's no farking fun whatsoever. Imagine your genitalia engorged and sore, plus the feeling that you're having a raging bladder infection on top of that. Sex and masturbation are an exercise in screaming pain. Oh, and you continuously have orgasms you can't control every time you shift your weight in your seat, move your legs slightly, etc. And you CAN'T TURN IT OFF. If you're extremely lucky, it might go away by itself, but if I were like this woman and had to put up with it for 16 years, I could totally see eating a shotgun.

And I'm not all that religious so this condition totally had nothing to do with some church telling me that touching myself was a no-no.

I hope those who are making light of this condition never have a daughter or female relative who has to live with it.


I have to wonder though, if someone with this condition were willing to go to the other extreme and have no sensation at ALL, would it not be possible for them to get some appropriate nerve just snipped?

Or barring that, can they do a long term nerve block? I know people are able to get some fairly long-term spinal anesthesia and whatever.
 
2012-12-04 11:52:24 PM

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.


Odd... it did not mention they were married.....
 
2012-12-04 11:55:23 PM
Maybe she could have just had some of those vibrating silver pellets and put it in her cooch..
then she could get that job at Ronalds burger and chips. and just stand there taking orders at the drive in.
 
2012-12-05 12:01:22 AM

Too_many_Brians: Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.

If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.


Yup. Religion claims another victim.
 
2012-12-05 12:08:43 AM
"Some women may temporarily lesson the symptoms by masturbating"

www.girlgamer.com
 
2012-12-05 12:10:41 AM

yourmomlovestetris: I

And I'm not all that religious so this condition totally had nothing to do with some church telling me that touching myself was a no-no.

I hope those who are making light of this condition never have a daughter or female relative who has to live with it.


I wonder if hers was in the same way as yours because the article only mentioned the shame from masturbation not pain. I meant no offense or lack of sympathy for her condition. It just reminded me of my father who was suffering from cancer and gave up eating except for Popsicles due to a lack of appetite. He would not break his Faith and smoke pot, even when his doctor encouraged it and my brother, the super law abiding cop, was willing to get it for him.
 
2012-12-05 12:17:07 AM
I told her this was off-beat humor!
 
2012-12-05 12:26:08 AM
This is truly tragic. :-( Sympathies to her family and friends.
 
2012-12-05 12:29:57 AM
Ah..nothing like religion to make someone feel so guilty over masturbation that she commits suicide.
 
2012-12-05 12:37:06 AM

ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.


Which very well might have had something to do with her suicide.
 
2012-12-05 12:37:28 AM
f*ck
 
2012-12-05 12:42:10 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-05 12:45:28 AM

bhcompy: D_Evans45: /Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


????



Were you expecting proper medical terminology or something? Each time she gets markedly closer to orgasm, she flinches.
 
2012-12-05 12:50:59 AM

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.


Nope, still jealous.

/know your audience
 
2012-12-05 12:51:28 AM
I wonder what her Fark handle was
 
2012-12-05 12:56:17 AM

gja: The All-Powerful Atheismo: gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Also because someone died. farking hilarious

1/10 on the troll-o-meter


Your sarcastometer is totally broken.
 
2012-12-05 12:57:40 AM

fusillade762: Too_many_Brians: Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.

If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.

Yup. Religion claims another victim.


She didn't kill herself because she was religious, she killed herself because of the debilitating symptoms she had to deal with.
 
2012-12-05 12:59:23 AM

ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind


I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.
 
2012-12-05 12:59:26 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Ah..nothing like religion to make someone feel so guilty over masturbation that she commits suicide.


It wasn't religion. It's that she had to deal with the condition for 16 years, and couldn't hold a job or get any support.
 
2012-12-05 01:02:38 AM
Sad.
Let this be a lesson to all you fakers
 
2012-12-05 01:03:15 AM

JonnyG: wildsnowllama: NightOwl2255: She came and went.

No farking way. Simulpost! *internet high five*

You know, this is totally unrelated to this thread, but I believe that you are mistaken. You see, a simulpost means to post at the same time, yet your posts are 14 seconds apart.

You did, however, post almost the same thing back to back.

We shall refer to this as a similpost.


You're an ass. A killjoy. A nitpicker. Possibly a robot. 14 seconds is a simulpost. And it's awesome.
 
2012-12-05 01:05:21 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: D_evans45: Im messing with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Damn, it's gotta suck to be the fiance.



You'd think so, but supposedly fiance was caught with his old fling at one point, so it's not unprecedented. When it comes to it, humans are not monogamous animals, it's not our nature. I fulfill an important part of her, that her partner isnt much good at (not just talking sex).

/In her perfect world, shed boot her fiance, Id move in and pay rent and there would be a white picket fence
//I have other plans
 
2012-12-05 01:11:54 AM

D_Evans45: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: D_evans45: Im messing with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Damn, it's gotta suck to be the fiance.


You'd think so, but supposedly fiance was caught with his old fling at one point, so it's not unprecedented. When it comes to it, humans are not monogamous animals, it's not our nature. I fulfill an important part of her, that her partner isnt much good at (not just talking sex).

/In her perfect world, shed boot her fiance, Id move in and pay rent and there would be a white picket fence
//I have other plans


Yeah. I wasn't criticizing you, btw. The older I get, the more I start to realize that infidelity is just a part of adult relationships.
 
2012-12-05 01:13:34 AM

Defeated: BummerDuck: Perhaps I am not understanding how this was different then what a teenage boy goes through? Hell, who am I kidding, wasn't till my late 20's that this sort of event 'started' to be under control. You learn to live with it. Big farking deal.

And excuse me for being unsympathetic, but I'll take 50 uncontrolled orgasms vs a surprise tent pitchen' while standing in front of others, any day of the week.

Amen Brother, I still get a boner in the grocery store for no reason

raisin...

FTFY
 
2012-12-05 01:16:10 AM
So women can't deal with a make libido? Is that the moral of this story?
 
2012-12-05 01:40:36 AM

Smallberries: JasonOfOrillia: The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.

WTF?

At peace?

She's DEAD. Worm food.

That Ain't PEACE.

It's just dead.


Now, now...let the children enjoy their bedtime stories...
 
2012-12-05 02:30:48 AM
Dang. I think I would try female castration before offing myself...
 
2012-12-05 02:41:40 AM

Smallberries: JasonOfOrillia: The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.

WTF?

At peace?

She's DEAD. Worm food.

That Ain't PEACE.

It's just dead.


She is experiencing nothing. Isn't that peace?
 
2012-12-05 02:53:02 AM

That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.


The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.

davidphogan: ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.

Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.


I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.
 
2012-12-05 02:57:33 AM

ParagonComplex: If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.


Wouldn't that go back to where I was speculating that the physical discomfort was likely the result of a mental disorder? I'm just getting confused now.
 
2012-12-05 03:08:43 AM
Needed some Haldol

and my dick
 
2012-12-05 03:10:31 AM
The article says she had trouble getting medical help, but I don't buy it. As Republicans will always tell you, she could have just gone to an Emergency Room.
 
2012-12-05 03:13:28 AM

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.

davidphogan: ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.

Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.


Religion didn't cause her to kill herself, it's just one factor that caused her depression that ended in suicide though.
 
2012-12-05 03:17:49 AM

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.

davidphogan: ParagonComplex: but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder.

Honest question: What's the difference? I heard them used interchangable in a number of classes, so I'm really wondering.

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.


A religious person wouldn't kill themselves? You have some things to learn in life still, young whippersnapper.
 
2012-12-05 03:24:10 AM

ParagonComplex: The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.


You just said she was super religious AND that a religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

??? Then who the heck killed herself?

I have ADHD, but I'm not mentally ill. I just have a mental disorder. I suppose the main difference is severity and connotation. The other being her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological. If a person goes insane from constant physical pain that would make them mentally ill. If something in her brain was the cause of the physical pain then she would have a mental disorder.

Really, I'm not sure where you get this stuff but it's just crap.

Her situation was caused by a physical response and was not neurological which requires the involvement of neurons  {----- it's much better now that your total bs has been reversed, right?
 
2012-12-05 03:30:42 AM

ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .


TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.
 
2012-12-05 03:38:28 AM
obviously death by self-inflicted snu snu
 
2012-12-05 04:10:20 AM
It's her religion that killed her.
 
2012-12-05 04:39:45 AM
She came, she saw, she conquered...
 
2012-12-05 05:10:27 AM
The only way I can relate is if I took a whole bunch of Viagra and my erection never, ever went away.

Zipping my pants is a pain. Couldn't move around a whole lot. Anyone sees me near a kid, cops push me against a wall and kick me in the crotch. I'd be beaten down by guards before getting put in solitary, listening to everyone tell me what a homo I was.

Poor lady.
 
2012-12-05 05:28:02 AM
I wonder if out of respect everyone gave her a little brush by at the viewing?...one last hurrah

/aisle seat
 
2012-12-05 06:26:54 AM

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


Video or GTFO
 
2012-12-05 06:59:08 AM

Bumblefark: Smallberries: JasonOfOrillia: The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.

WTF?

At peace?

She's DEAD. Worm food.

That Ain't PEACE.

It's just dead.

Now, now...let the children enjoy their bedtime stories...


Must suck to have a meaningless existence.
 
2012-12-05 08:08:38 AM

D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.


Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.
 
2012-12-05 09:33:04 AM

The One True TheDavid: Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...


I read that as 'half my wanking hours'.

I spend all my wanking hours...well....wanking.
 
2012-12-05 09:43:47 AM

Abacus9: fusillade762: Too_many_Brians: Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.

If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.



Uh, the rabbit died
 
2012-12-05 10:13:15 AM
Was she hot?
 
2012-12-05 10:17:13 AM
Rest in peace.
 
2012-12-05 11:16:58 AM

NightOwl2255: She came and went.


..like the time that we spent
hiding out from the rain
under the carnival tent
 
2012-12-05 11:22:21 AM

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.

But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?

Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.


This is the kind of condition where you're better off having acquaintances help, not family and friends.
 
2012-12-05 11:45:35 AM
damn! I feel so sorry for her.. it's a good thing to be BOTH physically and mentally aroused but one w/o the other must be pure torture!
 
2012-12-05 12:08:46 PM

D_Evans45: When it comes to it, humans are not monogamous animals, it's not our nature.


Eh, some humans make monogamy work (even if only serially), but after a while, they do seem like the minority...

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The older I get, the more I start to realize that infidelity is just a part of adult relationships.


Infidelity and nonmonogamy are not necessarily the same thing.
 
2012-12-05 01:20:40 PM
Why did the medical profession not offer some kind of surgical solution, e.g. clitoridectomy? I know it's drastic but clearly would have been a better outcome.
 
2012-12-05 01:57:48 PM
Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right. How about a more direct analogy:

Imaging you are a guy who just had an orgasm (maybe you don't have to imagine, this being fark). That's a nice thing right? Now you've just had another. Still cool, like a bonus. Then another, and another. You're not turned on anymore, but there's another. The muscles are starting to hurt, but they keep, um, coming. You have to go to work, but you keep having them.

That going on for day after day, year after year, seems pretty horrible. And the fact that so many guys would try to make it sexy, when it's clearly anything but, would be pretty depressing.
 
2012-12-05 02:16:05 PM

Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.


You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.
 
2012-12-05 02:41:46 PM

patchvonbraun: My ex could come like a freight train. We counted over thirty in a 90 minute session once. 10 in a row was like "warm up" for her.

But unlike this poor women, it's not like she walked around sexually aroused all the time, with nothing to "ease the pain".

/misses that part of his marriage


Odd Observation: despite the Internet and Cosmo making us think all women want 'multiples', I've found some women are very much a 'one and done'. Even when one offers to 'keep workin' it' to get more 'O''s, there request is politely declined. I just chalk it up to the peculiarities (when compared to men) of female sexuality.

Any FARKettes have insightful commentary on this?
 
2012-12-05 03:02:16 PM
she could have stayed in my room
 
2012-12-05 04:17:40 PM

sephjnr: d_Evans45: Her masturbation looks uneventful though

Video or GTFO



I'd visit youporn or something, uneventful flinching isn't quite as sexy as say, 2 lesbians bombshells jiggling and fingering each other with foreign utensils.

Also, Im not standing by, if she's going at herself in front of me, Im not gonna stand by idly, Im going in. And without a cameraman, likely youll be seeing just a pair of spread legs and a hairy guys ass undulating.
 
2012-12-05 04:22:07 PM

manimal2878: D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.



How many times have we heard about high powered execs the world over embroiled in scandals regarding their adultery? Does the name Petraeus ring a bell?

No way in hell the other party was ever engaged or married, right?

/Your posts are always retarded
 
2012-12-05 04:56:54 PM
I submitted this with a better headline.

It was, you ready for this?...o.k., you ready? you sure? My headline was, "Come again" with a "Sad" tag. get it? Come Again? because of the...you know...masturbation.
 
2012-12-05 05:23:52 PM

ObscureNameHere: Any FARKettes have insightful commentary on this?


Not a Farkette, but having been with one gal for years, there are wild swings in fatigue and sex drive. If the drive is there but not too strong, even "hard cuddling" can be enough. If every day is an exhausting grind, or if she hits the gym regularly, always waiting until night to have sex is a sure-fire way to be disappointed by a partner who falls asleep on you every time.

Vacation and hotel sex is always extended and kinkier! Just need to give her a break and a change of scenery.
 
2012-12-05 05:39:44 PM
they could have always just gave her Risperdal. that would have made the problem go away.
 
2012-12-05 05:45:44 PM
Why is it always Florida?
 
2012-12-05 05:54:16 PM

Strik3r: Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.

You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.


Only similar in the sense that a twisted ankle and a broken ankle both involve an ankle and pain.

Talk to your friends in the BDSM community or search for porn regarding "forced orgasms" or "handjobs with post-orgasm torture" for some beginning understanding about orgasms as pain.
 
2012-12-05 06:37:14 PM

ParagonComplex: That Guy...From That Show!: ParagonComplex: Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind

I'm guessing if something were happening that you just couldn't take and it would be too painful, like let's say, your mom was about to be hit by a speeding bus you'd just stand there and say "um, nope, sorry mom, i'd not be right in the head if I did something like that".

Just because a person chooses that they'd rather die than experience something doesn't mean there's something wrong in their head, it actually means they have a real idea of Principle and a person who won't die for their principles doesn't have any.

The lady was a super religious Lutheran, and the act of masturbating itself was shameful. A religious person wouldn't kill themselves. So, no, she wasn't all there.


There are literally THOUSANDS of martyrs in dozens of faiths who'd disagree with you.
 
2012-12-05 07:05:08 PM

Strik3r: Podmore: Wow, the people who keep likening this to being a twenty year old male must have really poor comprehension skills. The problem is NOT that she is aroused in the mental sense, where every little thing turns you on. Even the constant erection analogy doesn't seem right.

You are apparently unaware that most all young men suffer extented (physical only, no mental "turn-on") erections at some point. These often occur in inconvenient places like classrooms, locker rooms, etc. and do often become painful and embarassing.

It doesn't compare to being in this state for 16 years, but there IS a similarity.


I get it. I was a young man. An inconvenient or uncomfortable erection doesn't compare to what it would be like to have uncontrolled orgasms. She said that all of the normal orgasm body responses happened, like racing heart rate and all. The kind of sensitivity that happens after orgasms would be torture to endure in day-to-day life.
 
2012-12-05 09:00:56 PM

Abacus9: ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .

TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.


Because anyone that claims to be religious knows that if you kill yourself you're going to Hell. That's just how it is. With someone deeply religious do you really think they'd pick spending an eternity in hell rather than a few decades or however long it takes them to die?
 
2012-12-05 09:19:19 PM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: NightOwl2255: She came and went.

..like the time that we spent
hiding out from the rain
under the carnival tent


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-12-06 12:18:46 AM

ParagonComplex: Abacus9: ParagonComplex:
The lady was a super religious Lutheran, .

TFA doesn't say she was super religious, only that she was Lutheran

A religious person wouldn't kill themselves.

Kind of a sweeping generalization. Citation needed.

Because anyone that claims to be religious knows that if you kill yourself you're going to Hell. That's just how it is. With someone deeply religious do you really think they'd pick spending an eternity in hell rather than a few decades or however long it takes them to die?


No, now you're just making stuff up. Hint: not all religious people believe the same stuff. Some of the stricter ones may believe that, but there are many who don't. It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. Or you're trolling.
 
2012-12-06 04:41:16 PM

D_Evans45: manimal2878: D_Evans45: I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude.

Sounds like there are some good times at the trailer park.


How many times have we heard about high powered execs the world over embroiled in scandals regarding their adultery? Does the name Petraeus ring a bell?

No way in hell the other party was ever engaged or married, right?

/Your posts are always retarded


You're face is retarded. The reason we hear about the "high powered" execs is because we expect them not to act like trailer trash, that is why it's a scandal.
 
2012-12-07 07:45:48 PM

manimal2878: You're face is retarded.



Fail.

The rest of your post didnt make sense either. Your mother is a whore.
 
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