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(Daily Mail)   Woman suffering from persistent genital arousal disorder that could only find relief after hours of masturbation has finally found relief   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2012-12-04 09:06:31 PM  
Terrible, terrible news. :(
 
2012-12-04 09:12:31 PM  
That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.
 
2012-12-04 10:20:44 PM  
To orgasm
 
2012-12-04 10:21:58 PM  
Ambivalence:

That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.

Hey, now I'm counting my blessings that I'm seldom moved to get it up.

Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...
 
2012-12-04 10:22:07 PM  

Indubitably: To orgasm


Aye, there's the rub
 
2012-12-04 10:22:14 PM  
I say she got off easy.
 
2012-12-04 10:22:31 PM  
Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?
 
2012-12-04 10:23:19 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I say she got off easy.


Yeah but what a jerk move
 
2012-12-04 10:23:51 PM  
The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:16 PM  
I hate to seem insensitive, but seriously biatch, grow a pair.

*fap*

I'm 50 and I've had this condition since I was like 14.

*fap fap*

/*fap*
 
2012-12-04 10:24:26 PM  
Too bad I had never met her. For once, I could have proven to my wife there is a girl in this world I can make come.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:35 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself


bdsm masturbation?
 
2012-12-04 10:25:14 PM  
FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.
 
2012-12-04 10:25:15 PM  

davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.
 
2012-12-04 10:26:22 PM  
Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:28 PM  
She came and went.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:42 PM  
First she came, then she went.
 
2012-12-04 10:28:49 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself

bdsm masturbation?


You are evil for making me laugh at this situation.
 
2012-12-04 10:28:55 PM  
I was afflicted with this same condition when I was seventeen. The only cure was a wrist-cramping all-night session with a Gillian Anderson fansite.
 
2012-12-04 10:29:06 PM  

NightOwl2255: She came and went.


No farking way. Simulpost! *internet high five*
 
2012-12-04 10:29:49 PM  

Arumat: Imagine having a boner for no reason.


Every male teenager on the school bus.
 
2012-12-04 10:32:11 PM  
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:36 PM  
That is sad indeed. Too bad the Times reporter didn't see the signs that she was heading down that road. She gave a couple of hints.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:37 PM  

BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.


Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.
 
2012-12-04 10:36:06 PM  
She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.
 
2012-12-04 10:36:14 PM  

Indubitably: Too orgasm


FTFY
 
2012-12-04 10:36:44 PM  
davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


You're not very bright, are you?
 
2012-12-04 10:38:26 PM  
So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:53 PM  

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-12-04 10:40:16 PM  
Old news is old. It seems like every few months daily fail or the Sun need to find one of these bizarre PGAD stories to report on. We get it.. uncontrollable sexual arousal. Moving along...
 
2012-12-04 10:40:23 PM  

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.
 
2012-12-04 10:42:16 PM  
I wondered if they recommended putting something on the skin like a numbing antiseptic?
 
2012-12-04 10:43:19 PM  

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


Echoing some other farkers upthread, after having gone through my teenage years already, I know exactly what that is like.

/she should have just gotten married. I've heard that's the best cure for an overly aroused woman.
 
2012-12-04 10:44:56 PM  

enochianwolf: Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.


Off-putting, too.
 
2012-12-04 10:45:19 PM  

fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.


*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads
 
2012-12-04 10:47:19 PM  
Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.


If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.
 
2012-12-04 10:48:08 PM  

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


img2.ranker.com

????
 
2012-12-04 10:48:39 PM  

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


It's a neurological disorder. Not mental. There is no DSM-IV calssification. The syndrome is a physical response.
 
2012-12-04 10:49:39 PM  

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind, but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder. Like temporary insanity. Her situation would be comparable to a person killing themselves because of endless pain rather than being dumped by a chick.
 
2012-12-04 10:49:41 PM  
She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid
 
2012-12-04 10:51:35 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid


I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.
 
2012-12-04 10:52:29 PM  
I might have witnessed someone with this condition before but I just can't put my finger in on it,.
 
2012-12-04 10:52:49 PM  
It is unclear how many women suffer from the disease, but experts estimate it to be in the thousandstens.

 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-12-04 10:56:19 PM  
I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.

But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?

Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.
 
2012-12-04 10:58:32 PM  

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Also because someone died. farking hilarious
 
2012-12-04 10:59:36 PM  
Very sad, but she was suffering, so maybe it's for the best.
 
2012-12-04 11:02:56 PM  
And to think I used to envy all the women I've been with - and their orgasms that lasted 10-15 minutes.
 
2012-12-04 11:03:39 PM  
Yay, religion. Shaming people for performing one of the most natural acts in the world for millennia and still going strong.
 
2012-12-04 11:04:39 PM  
Maybe they could have found one more way to say "She could only find relief after hours of masturbation. ".
 
2012-12-04 11:08:24 PM  

ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.


Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.

Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.

Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.
 
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