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(Daily Mail)   Nymphomaniac found dead in bed. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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2012-12-04 08:44:50 PM
5 votes:
When they slice her open they'll find she's made entirely of herpes.
2012-12-04 11:26:37 PM
4 votes:

Beaver Knievel: Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!


Fark would be a ghost town.
2012-12-05 01:58:07 AM
3 votes:
Sehr geehrte Penthouse, ich hätte nie gedacht, es würde mit mir geschehen...
2012-12-05 12:16:14 AM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 09:17:26 PM
3 votes:
"At least she died doing what she loved."
2012-12-05 08:26:00 AM
2 votes:

DerpHerder: Beaver Knievel: Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!

Fark would be a ghost town.


The Fapping Dead?
2012-12-05 12:05:57 AM
2 votes:

onyxruby: I spent a decent amount of time with a nymphomaniac for a period of time. At first I thought it was a really sweet deal.

However after a while I realized that it was always quantity over quality and the sex was really all she wanted. Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Nice lady, it was never going to work out to have a relationship with her. Makes me wonder what she's up to nowadays.


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She's been working in her garden.
2012-12-05 12:01:45 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Hai, gaiz, what's going on in this thread?


/Obscure?
2012-12-04 11:13:31 PM
2 votes:
She didn't like to have sex with corpses., subby, she wasn't a narcoleptic.
2012-12-04 11:04:40 PM
2 votes:
Death by snu-snu.
2012-12-04 08:38:26 PM
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.


Yeah probably. But I wouldn't brag about it later.

/ who am I kidding, of course I would brag.
2012-12-05 11:39:23 AM
1 votes:

martid4: I know I hate it when women just treat me like a piece of meat.


Better that than being treated like a bucket of chum.
2012-12-05 01:45:57 AM
1 votes:

crabsno termites: onyxruby: Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Always enjoyed chasing more than catching. Once you've charmed them out of their panties, the joy is lessened.

/ the ones I didn't catch are the ones I remember most fondly.


Has anyone ever compared you to a housecat?
2012-12-05 01:00:41 AM
1 votes:

onyxruby: Metalithic: Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

D'oh - did not read the farking article! I can't argue your point on that part.


Don't worry, happens to all of us.
2012-12-04 11:51:02 PM
1 votes:
It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
2012-12-04 11:50:03 PM
1 votes:

onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.


Who are you talking about? The woman you knew, or the woman in the article who would keep dudes locked up against their will so she could use them as her own personal sex slaves?

She wasn't a slut. She was damned succubus
2012-12-04 11:47:45 PM
1 votes:

Metalithic: Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


D'oh - did not read the farking article! I can't argue your point on that part.
2012-12-04 11:46:29 PM
1 votes:

Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.
2012-12-04 11:31:53 PM
1 votes:
One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.
2012-12-04 11:23:28 PM
1 votes:
Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!
2012-12-04 11:22:30 PM
1 votes:

skinink: Death by snu-snu.


When good snu-snu goes bad
2012-12-04 08:34:02 PM
1 votes:
You probably would have.
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