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(Daily Mail)   Nymphomaniac found dead in bed. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2012-12-04 06:31:59 PM  
It's like she came... and went.
 
2012-12-04 08:29:35 PM  
Daily Fail outdoing themselves today.
 
2012-12-04 08:34:02 PM  
You probably would have.
www.birlesikbasin.com
 
2012-12-04 08:38:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.


Yeah probably. But I wouldn't brag about it later.

/ who am I kidding, of course I would brag.
 
2012-12-04 08:44:50 PM  
When they slice her open they'll find she's made entirely of herpes.
 
2012-12-04 08:47:18 PM  
She died like she lived. On her back.
 
2012-12-04 09:17:26 PM  
"At least she died doing what she loved."
 
2012-12-04 09:42:56 PM  
por-img.cimcontent.net

is envious.
 
2012-12-04 11:04:40 PM  
Death by snu-snu.
 
2012-12-04 11:05:27 PM  
Pete and Re-Pete....oh...nevermind.
 
2012-12-04 11:07:50 PM  
Yikes. That's like me killing myself for being 14.
 
2012-12-04 11:11:03 PM  
The always popular insatiable female sex drive trifecta in play.
 
2012-12-04 11:12:26 PM  
Did she take a money-shot to the head?
 
2012-12-04 11:13:31 PM  
She didn't like to have sex with corpses., subby, she wasn't a narcoleptic.
 
2012-12-04 11:15:46 PM  
If I were asked to have sex that number of times, I would not mind if she was an Ayre Head like sex so good you lose your eyesight.
 
2012-12-04 11:16:12 PM  
I've heard of farkin' a woman's brains out but COME ON
 
2012-12-04 11:21:45 PM  
She was a victim of the bias toward monogamy. She needed at least eight men to take turns on her around the clock. Seven guys buys you enough time to catch your breath, rest, and rebuild your horniness.

Unless she had a major fetish for seeing guys reduced to blubbering tears. It's too late to know now. Goodnight, sweet princess.
 
2012-12-04 11:22:30 PM  

skinink: Death by snu-snu.


When good snu-snu goes bad
 
2012-12-04 11:22:37 PM  
10 times a day? Damn. And I feel like a nympho when I want it more than once a day.

/women don't want sex, are you kidding?
//get farked once a week, at best
///how you doin'?
 
2012-12-04 11:23:28 PM  
Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!
 
2012-12-04 11:26:37 PM  

Beaver Knievel: Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!


Fark would be a ghost town.
 
2012-12-04 11:30:24 PM  
I spent a decent amount of time with a nymphomaniac for a period of time. At first I thought it was a really sweet deal.

However after a while I realized that it was always quantity over quality and the sex was really all she wanted. Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Nice lady, it was never going to work out to have a relationship with her. Makes me wonder what she's up to nowadays.
 
2012-12-04 11:31:53 PM  
One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:34 PM  
I swear this article is a rehash. I have read this before. I know what the date is.
 
2012-12-04 11:44:16 PM  

onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.


Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.
 
2012-12-04 11:46:29 PM  

Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.
 
2012-12-04 11:47:43 PM  
You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.
 
2012-12-04 11:47:45 PM  

Metalithic: Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


D'oh - did not read the farking article! I can't argue your point on that part.
 
2012-12-04 11:48:04 PM  

onyxruby: Quality really does matter more than quantity.


Always enjoyed chasing more than catching. Once you've charmed them out of their panties, the joy is lessened.

/ the ones I didn't catch are the ones I remember most fondly.
 
2012-12-04 11:50:03 PM  

onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.


Who are you talking about? The woman you knew, or the woman in the article who would keep dudes locked up against their will so she could use them as her own personal sex slaves?

She wasn't a slut. She was damned succubus
 
2012-12-04 11:51:02 PM  
It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
 
2012-12-04 11:51:14 PM  

rynopayno: I swear this article is a rehash. I have read this before. I know what the date is.


That's because there was an article some time ago about this lady when she was essentially kidnapping guys and farking them until they couldn't walk anymore, and now she's dead. Subby could have gone with the follow up tag, but went for the sad tag instead.
 
2012-12-04 11:53:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.
[www.birlesikbasin.com image 300x180]


Uh, no.
 
2012-12-04 11:54:05 PM  

Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.


Chill, and scroll down a few links.
 
2012-12-04 11:58:22 PM  
so five times before noon on monday and i was halfway to dead. damn, it felt much better then.
 
2012-12-05 12:01:45 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Hai, gaiz, what's going on in this thread?


/Obscure?
 
2012-12-05 12:03:15 AM  

Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.


No. You missed it two headlines down.
 
2012-12-05 12:03:46 AM  

MFAWG: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x475]

Hai, gaiz, what's going on in this thread?


/Obscure?


sure. whatever.
 
2012-12-05 12:05:25 AM  

Ebenator: Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.

Chill, and scroll down a few links.


Too bad these women weren't lesbians...might've been able to help each other out...
 
2012-12-05 12:05:37 AM  
I know I hate it when women just treat me like a piece of meat.
 
2012-12-05 12:05:55 AM  

Mega Steve: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Who are you talking about? The woman you knew, or the woman in the article who would keep dudes locked up against their will so she could use them as her own personal sex slaves?

She wasn't a slut. She was damned succubus


I was reminded of the woman I knew and had not yet read the article. I already got my D'oh out a few comments above. I have now read the article.
 
2012-12-05 12:05:57 AM  

onyxruby: I spent a decent amount of time with a nymphomaniac for a period of time. At first I thought it was a really sweet deal.

However after a while I realized that it was always quantity over quality and the sex was really all she wanted. Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Nice lady, it was never going to work out to have a relationship with her. Makes me wonder what she's up to nowadays.


jazzlives.files.wordpress.com


She's been working in her garden.
 
2012-12-05 12:07:47 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.


I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....
 
2012-12-05 12:11:10 AM  
*crosses fingers*
Horny unto death trifecta... horny unto death trifecta...
 
2012-12-05 12:16:14 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-05 12:22:09 AM  

onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....


Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/
 
2012-12-05 12:26:09 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....

Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/


Yeah, if they are calling the cops to escape she's definitely gone from nymph to manic.
 
2012-12-05 12:36:29 AM  

onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....

Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/

Yeah, if they are calling the cops to escape she's definitely gone from nymph to manic.


Exactly, the dudes lucky she didn't have a basement, like so many farkers from what I hear O_O
 
2012-12-05 12:37:53 AM  
Her name was Mrs. Crapnik.

LOL.

/all I got
//all I need
///13
 
2012-12-05 12:40:14 AM  
Sounds like she had...
*puts on sunglasses*
...one too many
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
/aw, crapnik
 
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