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2012-12-04 08:42:13 PM
Whenever Saint Sarah speaks I just hear " mwah mwah mwah" like the teacher in Charlie Brown. My headaches have improved and it's a hell of a lot more intelligent than whatever actually word salad she's vomiting at the time.
 
2012-12-04 08:47:36 PM
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2012-12-04 08:57:51 PM
She's turning into Victoria Jackson.
 
2012-12-04 09:03:57 PM
ask her to define what a socialist is. I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what it means.
 
2012-12-04 09:09:34 PM
Hasn't she milked enough money for her retirement yet? Or did she lose out on her Alaska governor pension eligibility for resigning half way through her only term?

At least Michael Moore makes valid points in his movies.

/Why should one get a free rifle for opening a bank account?
//I could have killed myself at 6 when I opened my first savings account at the bank.
 
2012-12-04 09:10:37 PM
You'd think, after a while, she would run out of stupid things to say. I mean, being consistently idiotic for years has got to be tiring.
 
2012-12-04 09:11:37 PM
Stop it. People listen to you and believe you and it makes them scared, and that's mean and irresponsible.
 
2012-12-04 09:12:54 PM

bulldg4life: You'd think, after a while, she would run out of stupid things to say. I mean, being consistently idiotic for years has got to be tiring.


never go full retard... but i guess once you do it, it gets easier and easier...
 
2012-12-04 09:14:04 PM
That's not the only thing getting low. So are her boobs.

ba-DUM *tsh*!
 
2012-12-04 09:15:09 PM
Two words: Duct tape.
 
2012-12-04 09:15:10 PM
"Socialist".

That's when you have black skin and are uppity, right?
 
2012-12-04 09:16:05 PM
If it is I'm sure Roger Alies would pay her extra to be his office slave. I bet Sarah Palin knows how to pleasure a really fat man very well.
 
2012-12-04 09:16:47 PM
Well,
He's a pretty piss poor socialist then.
 
2012-12-04 09:17:55 PM
She wasted one of the greatest opportunities ever handed a small state governor. She could have gone back, finished her term, hit the books and been a formidable candidate in 2012.

Instead she's a punchline
 
2012-12-04 09:18:29 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: That's when you have black skin and are uppity, right?


No, I think that is when you are a black democrat.

Black and uppity is elitist
 
2012-12-04 09:18:36 PM
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2012-12-04 09:18:50 PM
"It represents reining in government, putting back the power and the responsibility in the individual, not in the state, not in government. Again, that gets us towards socialism. What goes beyond socialism, Sean, is communism."

what.
 
2012-12-04 09:18:58 PM
meth is a helluva drug.
 
2012-12-04 09:19:07 PM
Sarah Palin is the ultimate modern GOP icon
 
2012-12-04 09:20:57 PM
Sarah, what books have you read on communism?

"Oh you know...all of them."
 
2012-12-04 09:21:42 PM
I'd like to hear her explain the meanings of "socialism" and "communism", and how they differ.

/She seems like she's studied it out
 
2012-12-04 09:22:12 PM
Her 15 minutes are over. Done. Can we stop talking about her? This would be like covering Michael Dukakis calling George W. Bush a fascist
 
2012-12-04 09:23:09 PM
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet, like 4+ years ago?
 
2012-12-04 09:23:30 PM
Yes Sarah, we want to take the "hard earned money" of the small business people. You know why? Because they aren't small. They are mega-conglomerate owners, hedge fund managers, and other people who contribute exactly shiat to the rest of the world and get enormous amounts of cash by gaming a system entirely in their favor.

We're socialists because we want a few extra percent in taxes to help pay for the biggest farking rape of this country by Wall Street ever and maybe, just maybe, get us back on track.

In other news, you are still an idiot. Go crawl back under the rock you came out of.
 
2012-12-04 09:23:50 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Her 15 minutes are over


Great minds and all that.
 
2012-12-04 09:23:57 PM
Saint Sarah is the greatest socialist evar!!!! Trans Canada pipeline enjoyed that corporate welfare money from her. The real bonus was to not even have to build that pipeline.

/So thats why Republicans want welfare recipients to work for their money..
//The Welfare definition to the republicans is: anyone who gets government money.
 
2012-12-04 09:24:33 PM

Raging Whore Moans: I'd like to hear her explain the meanings of "socialism" and "communism", and how they differ.

/She seems like she's studied it out


I'd like to hear her explain the meaning of potato.
 
2012-12-04 09:24:33 PM

ManateeGag: ask her to define what a socialist is. I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what it means.


you'll get vague statements about being against freedom and american values, but nothing substantive.

And what's with the resurgence of the anti-communist rhetoric? Isn't' that a wee bit archaic? Maybe next she'll start a campaign against the demon rum.
 
2012-12-04 09:24:59 PM

Wyalt Derp: Stop it. People listen to you and believe you and it makes them scared, and that's mean and irresponsible.


You say that like making people scared (and therefore more likely to vote Republican and, ideally, buy any books she might be shilling) isn't the entire bloody point.
 
2012-12-04 09:25:49 PM

Kibbler: Sarah, what books have you read on communism?

"Oh you know...all of them."


ct.fra.bz
 
2012-12-04 09:26:21 PM
malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Right thread?
 
2012-12-04 09:26:31 PM
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Approves
 
2012-12-04 09:26:34 PM
She is not aging well. She looks almost as bad as Jan Brewer.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:04 PM

Great_Milenko: And what's with the resurgence of the anti-communist rhetoric?


you gotta have an enemy. if you aren't combating an enemy, you aren't doing right wing politics right - we've just gotten to the fun part of the cycle where the enemy is the united states itself.
 
2012-12-04 09:27:06 PM
TACO!
 
2012-12-04 09:27:12 PM
Fox News and Sarah Palin are made for each other...a pathetic and vapid stream of idiocy, detached from reality and any semblance of facts.
 
2012-12-04 09:28:35 PM
A video link.

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2012-12-04 09:28:41 PM

ManateeGag: ask her to define what a socialist is. I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what it means.


Does she understand what is a "command" economy?
 
2012-12-04 09:28:41 PM

ManateeGag: ask her to define what a socialist is. I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what it means.


But she'll tell you to study it up.
 
2012-12-04 09:30:03 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: That's not the only thing getting low. So are her boobs.

ba-DUM *tsh*!


maxwellton: Two words: Duct tape.


Ow!
 
2012-12-04 09:31:13 PM
She probably realizes the gravy train is gonna hit a steep grade once she turns fifty. Even if she manages to keep out of the same camera frame as S.E. Cupp or any of the blond Fox vixens her audience will start to notice she's not as... perky as she used to be. Gotta get one last score with the Socalest Nazi Commie Freedums grift while she still can.
 
2012-12-04 09:32:22 PM

Harry_Seldon: ManateeGag: ask her to define what a socialist is. I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what it means.

Does she understand what is a "command" economy?


I don't.
 
2012-12-04 09:32:35 PM
...the fact that Barack Obama has not had a budget in the four years that he's been in office...

Absolute farking LIE, not that I should be surprised.
 
2012-12-04 09:32:46 PM

bartink: Right thread?


Wow, I want a earthenware taco support service too! That's awesome!
 
2012-12-04 09:33:33 PM
Nice to see the old whore back on her corner.
 
2012-12-04 09:38:56 PM
Todd needs to get his biatch back in line.
 
2012-12-04 09:39:26 PM

thepostess: Aren't her 15 minutes up yet, like 4+ years ago?


The derpsphere loves her. She is able to get ratings on Fox because of the derpsphere. Therein she gets a check.
 
2012-12-04 09:41:49 PM

MFAWG: She wasted one of the greatest opportunities ever handed a small state governor. She could have gone back, finished her term, hit the books and been a formidable candidate in 2012.

Instead she's a punchline


OR, she could have declined the VP nomination altogether (in deferance to her 17 year old pregnant daughter, which would have been the honorable, self-sacrificing thing to do for her family), but still campaigned for McCain, spoken at the convention, raised her profile, and hit the books, and THEN written her own ticket after her family situation stabilized and her governorship had been served.

We were spared thanks to her ignorance and hubris.
 
2012-12-04 09:41:59 PM
I just want to sex her. Sarah, I have an entire house all to myself. Come on over. We can play naughty democrat voter and the strict republican dominatrix. Wear the glasses.
 
2012-12-04 09:43:02 PM
Cretinous, ugly, nitwitted twunt.
 
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