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Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.
lewismarktwo: Habaneros are hot enough for me. If you can't taste the flavor of the pepper, you're just masturbating.
ZoeNekros: ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?This is my response as well. Take off two of those patties, and I'd be happy to try one.On a different note... I don't understand the glove requirement, if it's not just PR. One should certainly should wear gloves while preparing it, but brief contact isn't a big deal, and you'll mostly only touch the bun. I'd be careful and all, but I'd much rather eat gloveless.
unicron702: Those aren't the hottest peppers anymore, that trinidad butch t scorpion took that title.
skinink: Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.
scarmig: I have a bottle of ghost pepper sauce at my desk cubicle, but I ain't pouring half it over a farking burger. A couple drops maybe, sure. I got work to do that doesn't involve writhing in a ball under my desk.
ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?
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