If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   The Fallout Burger is the UK's most dangerous burger. How dangerous, you ask? You need protective gloves to handle it   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 94
    More: Scary, Fallout Burger, Scoville, Bruno Mars  
•       •       •

17142 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 10:03 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



94 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-12-04 09:03:12 PM  
guidesmedia.ign.com
 
2012-12-04 09:53:23 PM  
 
2012-12-04 10:05:34 PM  
Washed down with Nuka Cola.
 
2012-12-04 10:05:43 PM  
My asshole burns just looking at it.
 
2012-12-04 10:06:16 PM  
The pickles, they do nothing!
 
2012-12-04 10:06:43 PM  
To burn
 
2012-12-04 10:07:48 PM  
Seems legit. 

www.foodiggity.com
 
2012-12-04 10:07:57 PM  
thanks, now i'm hungry
 
2012-12-04 10:08:13 PM  
Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.
 
2012-12-04 10:08:42 PM  
The name is about what falls out of your ass later.
 
2012-12-04 10:09:10 PM  
IN before people discussing the courage, deep pleasure and inner strength of character they have for eating the hottest peppers in recorded history like snacks.

/b-b-b-but the endorphin sweats do.... something amazing that I'm trying to remember, from that article I read!
 
2012-12-04 10:10:01 PM  

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Food masochism. That's about the only way I can explain my love for peppers.
 
2012-12-04 10:10:48 PM  
I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?
 
2012-12-04 10:10:51 PM  

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Reduce the heat to simmer and I'd destroy that thing in seconds.

\why'd I have a salad tonite? Why?
 
2012-12-04 10:11:44 PM  
C'mon America, we can top this.
 
2012-12-04 10:11:48 PM  
I thought most British food was already toxic.
 
2012-12-04 10:12:06 PM  
British: it's spelled C-H-I-L-I, and not all farking peppers are chilis.
 
2012-12-04 10:12:11 PM  
I'd enjoy the heat. But it's huge, has faux pizza for buns, and I'm not that much a glutton.
 
2012-12-04 10:12:35 PM  
The stupid, it burns.
 
2012-12-04 10:13:09 PM  

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


But enough about my marriage.
 
2012-12-04 10:14:06 PM  
Bustling with sauce, salad and three beefy burgers, it also includes a further 18oz of cheese all sandwiched between two deep fried pizza slices and served with a triple portion of chilli fries.


Genius!
 
2012-12-04 10:14:10 PM  
While I'm not a fan of hot for the sake of being hot (I've seen some pretty ridiculous recipes for hot wings and chili, and some of that stuff on Man vs. Food is simply beyond my understanding), that burger actually looks pretty good. I'd give it a try.
 
2012-12-04 10:18:28 PM  
I'd split one with a few of you. My limit is pretty high but I expect that is well out of bound for me.

/hot stuff is hot. Love the burn. Pretending it isn't hot is just dumb and makes you look like a douche
 
2012-12-04 10:18:46 PM  

LonMead: While I'm not a fan of hot for the sake of being hot (I've seen some pretty ridiculous recipes for hot wings and chili, and some of that stuff on Man vs. Food is simply beyond my understanding), that burger actually looks pretty good. I'd give it a try.


While Man vs. Food has some nasty crap on it, the habenero fritters feature on the Portland episode are awesome.
 
2012-12-04 10:19:25 PM  
Cue the Nanny State to seek its ban, or its prohibitive regulation...

/"this sort of gluttony and masochism should not be tolerated"
//or some such claptrap
 
2012-12-04 10:19:30 PM  

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Those "meals" aren't delicacies or nourishment, they're conquests.
 
2012-12-04 10:20:30 PM  
War. War never changes.
 
2012-12-04 10:21:32 PM  
Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.
 
2012-12-04 10:21:54 PM  

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


Because it can be. If you're going to be a food masochist, go all the way-stuff that gut not only full of fire, but enough salt and fat to make sure you loosen those pipes.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:03 PM  
"Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!"
 
2012-12-04 10:25:48 PM  
What's the point of the Jalapenos? It's like having a tambourine played during a Gwar song.
 
2012-12-04 10:25:59 PM  

skinink: Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.


Maybe, but you'll wish you had a stomach as indestructible as this guy Fawkes.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-04 10:26:24 PM  

Ishidan: make sure you loosen those pipes.


Come on, ice cream! Come on, ice cream!
 
2012-12-04 10:26:47 PM  
FTFA "It's a constant burn, the heat intensifies with every mouthful, each bite is like an inferno in your mouth. It's still tasty though, the heat doesn't spoil the taste."

Bullshiat. There is a point of heat in which your mouth goes numb and your tongue can't taste anything at all because it's burning out of your head. This burger looks like its passed that point AND collected $200
 
2012-12-04 10:26:50 PM  
You know what's boring? Stories about giant hamburgers.
 
2012-12-04 10:29:46 PM  

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


This.

Plus cheese and deep fried pizza slices instead of buns?
 
2012-12-04 10:30:49 PM  

schrepjm: C'mon America, we can top this.


We already have!

www.scottrobertsweb.com

Ghost chili laughs at their wimpy hot sauce.
 
2012-12-04 10:32:48 PM  
Odd, the image worked in preview. It's a picture of a four horseman burger.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:00 PM  

nucular bum: Cue the Nanny State to seek its ban, or its prohibitive regulation...

/"this sort of gluttony and masochism should not be tolerated"
//or some such claptrap


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, their opinion, man.
 
2012-12-04 10:39:48 PM  

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


This is my response as well. Take off two of those patties, and I'd be happy to try one.

On a different note... I don't understand the glove requirement, if it's not just PR. One should certainly should wear gloves while preparing it, but brief contact isn't a big deal, and you'll mostly only touch the bun. I'd be careful and all, but I'd much rather eat gloveless.
 
2012-12-04 10:39:48 PM  

TheTurtle: British: it's spelled C-H-I-L-I, and not all farking peppers are chilis.


What are you going on about? They used it correctly.
 
2012-12-04 10:40:08 PM  
Habaneros are hot enough for me. If you can't taste the flavor of the pepper, you're just masturbating.
 
2012-12-04 10:42:50 PM  
Deep fried pizza buns. I think I found the name for my new indie nuwave band.

Also, if they just used those on a regular burgar without all the chillies, that'd be awesome.
 
2012-12-04 10:43:40 PM  
Just won the office Annual Chili Cook-Off for the 5 Alarm category for using a sauce 5 times stronger than US Military grade Mace/Pepper Spray, so getting a kick... in the mouth... from Chuck Norris... wearing Walker Texas Ranger cowboy boots...


/loves "The Source"
//Scoffs at ghost chilies
///Link
 
2012-12-04 10:44:39 PM  
Those aren't the hottest peppers anymore, that trinidad butch t scorpion took that title.
 
2012-12-04 10:49:56 PM  

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


That's why you have to go above and beyond... after a certain point, it stops being "hot and spicy" and goes into inducing localized shock, essentially snapping the pain receptors shut, then as the substance makes its way down to your stomach, the hairs on your back and neck raise, your face and fingers tingle as your body produces both adrenaline and endorphins in reaction to the substance...

And the output of adrenaline is constant, so your mind races, your heart races, and you don't sleep...
 
2012-12-04 10:50:18 PM  
Still better than a 200-year-old salisbury steak.
 
2012-12-04 10:53:15 PM  
I've had ghost pepper jerky. Hot as hell, but delicious ... if I was in the UK, I'd give it a shot.
 
2012-12-04 10:59:32 PM  
Why would I want to eat something so hot it's painful, the shiat out LAVA the next day? I like spicy food but when that's the only taste it's not worth it.
/fratboy food?
 
2012-12-04 11:07:14 PM  

Ed Finnerty: [guidesmedia.ign.com image 590x335]


You know... I'm normally a very heroic character in my playthroughs, but I had to try the evil route on that mission and it was damn fun.
 
Displayed 50 of 94 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


Report