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(Daily Mail)   What the hell is the world coming to if you can't break a burglars back for trying to steal your quad bikes   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Melton Mowbray, Judge George Moorhouse, acceptance of responsibility, post-traumatic stress disorders, habitual offender, burglary, traumatic experience, Andrew Pugh  
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7277 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 9:58 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 10:12:43 PM  
2 votes:
Doctors say he needs a backiotomy.
2012-12-05 04:23:32 AM  
1 vote:

diaphoresis: sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

Always kill.. that way the victim doesn't get to tell their side of the story

Yes, your honor. I shouted, "Stop or I'll call a bobby who will say, "Stop or I shall say stop, again."" I must have startled the three criminals because the one guy fell over backwards and broke his back and neck on my grass and the other guy screamed and stabbed himself in the throat with my rake, which he was holding for some unknown reason. The third criminal fell on his knife 7 times, then flopped over and fell on it another two times. I was truly shocked at this horrific, tragic accident.
2012-12-04 11:35:03 PM  
1 vote:
If I ever decide to turn to a life of crime, I'm moving to England.
2012-12-04 11:00:48 PM  
1 vote:

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

If you are gonna go at them... kill them and do it fast.
Avoids the nasty lawsuit afterwards.

People in south america picked up on that one fast. When they had people starting to throw themselves in front of cars to get lawsuits they began backing their cars over the victims.
2012-12-04 10:26:42 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody say something about quads?

/headed to the gym in 26 minutes
2012-12-04 10:09:16 PM  
1 vote:
When I steal someone's stuff, I always make sure to negotiate a mutually beneficial financial agreement to acquire such goods before I come into the person's home. What are these thieves thinking?
2012-12-04 10:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.
2012-12-04 10:07:32 PM  
1 vote:
Aren't all bikes "quad bikes"?? It would be pretty hard to pedal with your bicep!
2012-12-04 10:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
I just unloaded my quads so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
2012-12-04 08:30:19 PM  
1 vote:
You know, before my back was broken,  I had no use for these quad bikes.  
While you're at it, could you hook a brother up and make toast out of me so I can use this stolen panini press?
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