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(Daily Mail)   What the hell is the world coming to if you can't break a burglars back for trying to steal your quad bikes   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
    More: Obvious, Melton Mowbray, Judge George Moorhouse, acceptance of responsibility, post-traumatic stress disorders, habitual offender, burglary, traumatic experience, Andrew Pugh  
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2012-12-05 09:36:06 AM

Mock26: Yes, your honor. I shouted, "Stop or I'll call a bobby who will say, "Stop or I shall say stop, again."" I must have startled the three criminals because the one guy fell over backwards and broke his back and neck on my grass and the other guy screamed and stabbed himself in the throat with my rake, which he was holding for some unknown reason. The third criminal fell on his knife 7 times, then flopped over and fell on it another two times. I was truly shocked at this horrific, tragic accident.


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Feels your pain.
 
2012-12-05 11:25:30 AM
Criminals deserve whatever misery they get from their intended victims. Don't wanna wind up getting your ass beat or dead? Don't do bad things. Simple.
 
2012-12-05 12:43:04 PM

GibbyTheMole: Criminals deserve whatever misery they get from their intended victims. Don't wanna wind up getting your ass beat or dead? Don't do bad things. Simple.


Just criminals, right? Not the people that do bad things and don't get caught, right?
 
2012-12-05 01:10:50 PM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: I heard this once.

Question : Do you really think it's worth taking a man's (thief ) life a over a TV set ?
Answer: I think that up to the thief decide.

The thief has some responsibility here too.


My answer.

*A* TV set? No. *My* TV set? Yes.
 
2012-12-05 02:13:16 PM

skinink: Poor burglar, he was attacked by Bane.

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