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2012-12-04 11:56:21 PM
Oh shiat.

Herbal supplements for MY children?

NO WAI!


Gimmie some good ol' Ritalin or Adderall - then some Valium + Ambien for bedtime, and antidepressants 24/7.

FDA FTW!
 
2012-12-05 12:07:34 AM
Stirred, not shaken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3UqvWk8-uw
 
2012-12-05 12:10:08 AM
i.imgur.com

Sucks for them.
 
2012-12-05 12:10:19 AM
Oh shiat.

Ritalin or Adderall for MY children?

NO WAI!

Gimme some good ol' herbal supplements or homeopathic remedies - then some kinoki footpads for bedtime.

NCCAM FTW!
 
2012-12-05 12:14:42 AM
they should have stuck with the red red wine
 
2012-12-05 12:17:59 AM
FTA : Marley's Mellow Mood, promoted to reduce stress, states in its nutritional facts that it may cause drowsiness

That's Marley all right. 

/musics ditch-weed
 
2012-12-05 12:18:57 AM
Oh shiat.

Ritalin or Adderall or herbal supplements for MY children?

NO WAI!

Gimmie some good ol' bicycle rides or football - then a glass of water for bedtime.

Responsible and attentive parenting FTW!
 
2012-12-05 12:21:27 AM
No woman, no cry.
 
2012-12-05 12:22:51 AM
Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Bob Marley taught me how to off it
Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it 
 
2012-12-05 12:25:59 AM
Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?
 
2012-12-05 12:29:48 AM
I and I thought that stuff was okay, we used to stock that where I worked. Of course, I was always high, so Im not sure a pinch of valerian did anything "mood altering" to me, tasted alright though. When cannabis is legal nationwide, there are going to be a TON of these things.

/They sell "Kush" soda at the pot shops, but meh
//Rather rip some hash or weed, if I could
 
2012-12-05 12:29:58 AM
Link. Obviously it wasn't as relaxing as something patented by a major sponsor of the athletic programs.
 
2012-12-05 12:30:24 AM

Amos Quito: Oh shiat.

Herbal supplements for MY children?

NO WAI!

Just because they're herbal doesn't mean they are without any risk

Gimmie some good ol' Ritalin or Adderall - then some Valium + Ambien for bedtime, and antidepressants 24/7.

FDA FTW!


All of which are controlled and require a prescription.
 
2012-12-05 12:31:34 AM
I wouldn't say one of these puts me to sleep, but I will say that it seems like I fall asleep easier, and sleep deeper if I drink one.

/used them to help pass out when switching off of third shift.
 
2012-12-05 12:32:19 AM
drtfa

/prefers toots and the maytals
 
2012-12-05 12:34:10 AM

hbk72777: Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Bob Marley taught me how to off it
Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it 


I'll bet the kids would be less drowsy if they put more chili peppers in the drink.
 
2012-12-05 12:36:07 AM

Kittypie070: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?



'Publicans knows they needs the LATINO vote!


/Not that Marley was Latino
//Dread locks the dreadlocks

synthesis.net

///Estoy leyendo Fox News, HA HA HA HA!
 
2012-12-05 12:38:00 AM

Happy Hours: Amos Quito: Oh shiat.

Herbal supplements for MY children?

NO WAI!

Just because they're herbal doesn't mean they are without any risk

Gimmie some good ol' Ritalin or Adderall - then some Valium + Ambien for bedtime, and antidepressants 24/7.

FDA FTW!

All of which are controlled and require a prescription.



And which, unlike the herbs in the Marley drink, are known to carry serious risks.

/HA HA HA HA!
 
2012-12-05 12:39:58 AM

carnifex2005: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Sucks for them.



How the hell are you going to have 2 obviously sober people selling "rasta" products? Kids were probably drug tested before they could sell that "rasta" nonsense.
 
2012-12-05 12:43:45 AM
I love you subby
 
2012-12-05 12:43:51 AM
Geez, kids these days. Nobody tells them that the best way to relax is to take a hot bath and rub one out?
 
2012-12-05 12:44:52 AM
fn;dr
 
2012-12-05 12:45:53 AM

Kittypie070: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?


I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.
 
2012-12-05 12:46:10 AM
I've drank these a few times. Taste good, help me relax, and certainly have never made me sick.
 
2012-12-05 12:48:31 AM
...and I hope you like jammin' too!
 
2012-12-05 12:49:26 AM

Doctor Jellyfinger: Kittypie070: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?

I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.



Well, arent we a butthurt little Magic Mormon Underwear disapointee?

Isnt it awesome when you wake up every morning and have to see a black president? Doesnt it just put that extra cream in your coffee?

/Dont worry, you only have to biatch and moan and despair for 4 more years!
 
2012-12-05 12:57:04 AM
Still couldn't have been worse than Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt.
 
2012-12-05 12:58:40 AM

Happy Hours: Amos Quito: Oh shiat.

Herbal supplements for MY children?

NO WAI!

Just because they're herbal doesn't mean they are without any risk

Gimmie some good ol' Ritalin or Adderall - then some Valium + Ambien for bedtime, and antidepressants 24/7.

FDA FTW!

All of which are controlled and require a prescription.


Try some melatonin

/I take 150mg Seroquel and night and pass the fark out
//50mg in the day to take the edge off of dealing with people
 
2012-12-05 01:01:46 AM

neongoats: I wouldn't say one of these puts me to sleep, but I will say that it seems like I fall asleep easier, and sleep deeper if I drink one.

/used them to help pass out when switching off of third shift.


You can buy Valerian Root (the active ingredient in this stuff) capsules at any pharmacy, I use it if I am having insomnia ( which is usually once-twice a week). Diazepam (Valium) is more or less synthetic Valerian Root in it's chemical structure. You can also buy Valerian Root herbal tea.
 
2012-12-05 01:04:47 AM

D_Evans45: Doctor Jellyfinger: Kittypie070: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

Isn't that contradictory?

I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.


Well, arent we a butthurt little Magic Mormon Underwear disapointee?

Isnt it awesome when you wake up every morning and have to see a black president? Doesnt it just put that extra cream in your coffee?

/Dont worry, you only have to biatch and moan and despair for 4 more years!


Actually I'm no fan of the man, but I do find the reactionary behavior of some of his opponents amusing. Politics a game, and a boring one at that.
 
2012-12-05 01:09:00 AM
I stocked this stuff when I worked at Kroger. I always wondered who would buy something like that.

/getting a kick.
 
2012-12-05 01:12:59 AM

Doctor Jellyfinger: Why is there a Latino Fox Fluffy News?

I came here just to see who would be the first to yell "OMG FOX NEWS! THE ENEMY!!1!!!!"
Thanks for not disappointing.



Fox is an extremely conservative news network. Extreme conservatives despise Mexicans. It's a contradiction.

It's like the Nazi party opened a "Jew Playground" in hopes of attracting enemy voters, even though they would evict them ALL if it came to it.

It isn't uncommon for people to point out other people's contradictions.
 
2012-12-05 01:13:37 AM

Jadedgrl: I've drank these a few times. Taste good, help me relax, and certainly have never made me sick.


I've never had those but I drank valerian tea once and it made me puke. I don't understand the appeal of all these medicinal drinks on the market these days.
 
2012-12-05 01:14:29 AM
Addendum to that one. I know its a stretch on the Nazi nit, but even a pedantic conservative should see what I mean there.
 
2012-12-05 01:14:32 AM

speedycat: I stocked this stuff when I worked at Kroger. I always wondered who would buy something like that.

/getting a kick.


I tried a can of Purple Stuff when I saw it as a new product as a gas station. It didn't do anything for me but I didn't buy it with the intention of it actually relaxing me, the curiosity got me.

www.mypurplestuff.com
 
2012-12-05 01:15:11 AM
errr at a gas station*
 
2012-12-05 01:15:19 AM

speedycat: I stocked this stuff when I worked at Kroger. I always wondered who would buy something like that.

/getting a kick.


It's just the other end of the energy drink idiocy. Guys with barbed wire tattoos who chug monster all day have to pound a few of these to get an hour of shut eye.
 
2012-12-05 01:19:03 AM
Energy drink story Godwin'd!! YES!
 
2012-12-05 01:22:48 AM
The can's label clearly states that you have to stir it up first to avoid averse reactions.
 
2012-12-05 01:28:24 AM

Abacus9: I'll bet the kids would be less drowsy if they put more chili peppers in the drink.


Cocaine Spicy Hot
miamicocaine.homestead.com

/Picked up a couple at a gas station during an all night drive
//I'd buy it if it was sold around here
 
2012-12-05 01:31:52 AM
In the '80's, the FDA abdicated it's responsibility for regulating anything that was not an approved medication (read "nutritional supplements") Wonder why all the scammers (other then regulated pharmaceutical companies) are3 the biggest source of television advertising revenue?

/17 years dealing with FDA
/ retired. fark the gov't - they're useless..
 
2012-12-05 01:39:08 AM
Bob Marley was Rastafarian and they don't drink Alcohol.

// Uncle was Rastafarian, dreads to his knees, weed plants in the backyard taller than he was.

// Born in the Caribbean
 
2012-12-05 01:41:10 AM
Ohh wait, this isn't alcoholic?

// must be time for me to sip some sambuca.
 
2012-12-05 01:42:33 AM

lordargent: Bob Marley was Rastafarian and they don't drink Alcohol.

// Uncle was Rastafarian, dreads to his knees, weed plants in the backyard taller than he was.

// Born in the Caribbean


Driven from the mainland?
/sorry (love Bob Marley)
 
2012-12-05 01:49:54 AM
Ritalin and other drugs are regulated by the FDA, require a prescription, are given by doctors who are at least aware of their patients' physical problems, and come with black-box labels warning of the risks attendant on giving them to children under 18. That doesn't eliminate the dangers, or obviate the effects, but at least someone is aware of them.

Herbal supplements are unregulated except voluntarily by their manufacturers, are often "prescribed" by naturopaths or holistic healers who don't really know all the side effects of what they're giving, but who at least have their patients' best interests at heart, appreciate that they're giving out herbs and minerals with medical effects, and usually try to inform their patients of possible ill effects.

Energy drinks are unregulated by anyone, anywhere, any time. The public perception is that they are little more than soda/water drinks with an extra shot of caffeine or some kind of funny-sounding alternative--guarine? taurine? kola nut? They're usually marketed by the same soft drink companies that make regular soda, so why wouldn't someone think that Monster is just as safe as Coke or Gatorade? And since the marketing is directed at kids, who think danger is something that happens to someone else and usually in the movies, it's not like they're going to pay attention to tiny little type on the bottom of the can that says "should not be consumed by those under 18."

Maybe eventually someone will pay attention after a few more kids die; but probably not. Coca-Cola is a pretty powerful company.
 
2012-12-05 01:50:46 AM
Thanks for nothing ,Subby. I have 3 cases of this stuff and now... damn. Guess that I am stuck with them.

Tenatra: I'd buy it if it was sold around here


If you are ever near eastern ventura county- I have a case and a half that I will gladly sell ( it is a slow mover )
 
2012-12-05 02:00:11 AM

crabsno termites: In the '80's, the FDA abdicated it's responsibility for regulating anything that was not an approved medication (read "nutritional supplements") Wonder why all the scammers (other then regulated pharmaceutical companies) are3 the biggest source of television advertising revenue?

/17 years dealing with FDA
/ retired. fark the gov't - they're useless..


They didn't abdicate in the 80's; lobbyists wrote an exemption into federal law in 1994 to keep them out of an area they'd been sniffing around and prosecuting in for a while.

katerbug72: I've never had those but I drank valerian tea once and it made me puke. I don't understand the appeal of all these medicinal drinks on the market these days.


Most teas make you puke on an empty stomach, and many will make you nauseous even on a full one if you're not used to them. Teas can be very strong, much stronger than coffee or energy drinks, although the tannins that make them so don't really have any medicinal properties beyond tasting more bitter. Once steeped for ~3-5 minutes, you've extracted as much caffeine and other oils as you ever will, the rest is just going to be tannins. You can definitely come to appreciate the taste, though.

/Loves tannins and steeps for 20-30 minutes.
 
2012-12-05 02:02:19 AM
Also, why is the entire article about energy drinks when the drink in question was a sleep-inducing drink? Did the reporter figure there was no possible other angle on the story than to shoehorn energy drinks in, because they both come in cans?

Hey, reporter, how about you tell us how schools and governors are getting concerned about the sugar in Pepsi sold on campus, too?
 
2012-12-05 02:03:39 AM

Gyrfalcon: And since the marketing is directed at kids


See back in the 1997 I went to an air show and there was a Red Bull promo booth. A free can of red bull but you had to show your ID, they refused to give it to anyone under 16.

alienated: If you are ever near eastern ventura county- I have a case and a half that I will gladly sell ( it is a slow mover )


Yea I'm all the way in Central Missouri. :(
/They probably sell it if I go to Kansas City but that is an hour and a half drive.
 
2012-12-05 02:05:26 AM

alienated: Thanks for nothing ,Subby. I have 3 cases of this stuff and now... damn. Guess that I am stuck with them.

Tenatra: I'd buy it if it was sold around here

If you are ever near eastern ventura county- I have a case and a half that I will gladly sell ( it is a slow mover )


Are we talking Fillmore or Simi Valley here? The latter I visit regularly, the former only once every other year or so, but for a good deal it might be worth it....
 
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