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(Gothamist)   Guy shoots his girlfriend in the back after arguing about how to survive a zombie outbreak while watching "The Walking Dead." Well you don't shoot them in the back, for starters   (gothamist.com ) divider line
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5744 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 10:20 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-05 05:40:46 AM  
2 votes:

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.


So like, feminism with guns.
2012-12-04 11:23:11 PM  
2 votes:

skullkrusher: MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.


Jay Leno has a Fark tab?
2012-12-05 10:34:35 AM  
1 vote:
Zombies eat brains, right? What was this guy so worried about? He's obviously of no interest to zombies.
2012-12-05 07:31:28 AM  
1 vote:

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.


For me it's more fun to debate strategies.

Especially when someone jumps in to say how stupid the conversation is, then starts laying out what he thinks would be a better plan.
2012-12-04 11:59:32 PM  
1 vote:

Trafficguy2000: wat?! my wife and I watch the talking dead all the time but we don't shoot each other over it! This is ridiculous
F you talking dead


"Why can't Chris Hardwick get a suit that fits??"

"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU B*TCH!!!"
2012-12-04 11:20:07 PM  
1 vote:

TastyEloi: So now I suppose women have a new question to add to their list of "Questions to automatically eliminate unsuitable romantic partners":

"Do you really believe a zombie outbreak is possible?"



Yeah well, those biatches will be the first to go because their metrosexual boyfriends haven't practiced swinging a machete.
2012-12-04 11:05:22 PM  
1 vote:

MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.


I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.
2012-12-04 10:59:00 PM  
1 vote:
Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.
2012-12-04 10:34:37 PM  
1 vote:
Carl, get in the house
2012-12-04 10:31:57 PM  
1 vote:
Everybody knows you shoot lady zombies in the cooter and then stick it up her butt.
2012-12-04 10:26:00 PM  
1 vote:

The One True TheDavid: EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?


That's a hard 26.
2012-12-04 08:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.
 
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