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(Gothamist)   Guy shoots his girlfriend in the back after arguing about how to survive a zombie outbreak while watching "The Walking Dead." Well you don't shoot them in the back, for starters   (gothamist.com) divider line 80
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2012-12-04 11:59:32 PM  

Trafficguy2000: wat?! my wife and I watch the talking dead all the time but we don't shoot each other over it! This is ridiculous
F you talking dead


"Why can't Chris Hardwick get a suit that fits??"

"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU B*TCH!!!"
 
2012-12-05 12:08:44 AM  

Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.


How about Jesus H. Christ?
 
2012-12-05 12:30:51 AM  
At least he didn't shoot her in the front. I mean, the back is nice and all, but it's no front.
 
2012-12-05 12:31:28 AM  

ladyfortuna: Digitalstrange: Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?

I ask myself that question pretty much every day, for a variety of reasons.


That's because you come to fark, well not really I've met just as many idiots in the real world. : ?
/ I am sorta curious about what the argument was about.
 
2012-12-05 12:34:05 AM  

fusillade762: Trafficguy2000: wat?! my wife and I watch the talking dead all the time but we don't shoot each other over it! This is ridiculous
F you talking dead

"Why can't Chris Hardwick get a suit that fits??"

"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU B*TCH!!!"


Okay I hate that guy but I like the talking dead show it's fun.
 
2012-12-05 12:45:04 AM  
When the apocalypse comes, I'm with Team Zombie.

This is why.
 
2012-12-05 12:46:47 AM  

MrEricSir: skullkrusher: MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.

Jay Leno has a Fark tab?


well played
 
2012-12-05 01:01:06 AM  

duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


I guess they would need to watch it so to come in threads and whine about it like a little girl?
 
2012-12-05 01:06:33 AM  

imfallen_angel: duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.

I guess they would need to watch it so to come in threads and whine about it like a little girl?


Heh, so true : )
 
2012-12-05 01:36:42 AM  
Looking at the way my city's laid out, there's no way in hell I'm getting out of here. So I'd probably spend my last day alive leading some zombies into the State Capitol and watching the fun. Hey, it beats getting shot at over at the Hy-Vee for the last box of Hamburger Helper.
 
2012-12-05 01:53:43 AM  

Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.


Ever seen "Doomsday Preppers"? Those crazy f*ckers believe stuff only slightly more "real." If you can believe that we're headed for a biowarfare scenario that's going to kill everyone except you and your family, it's just one smaller step to believing that the virus would turn the victims into some kind of rabid "living dead".

However, THIS fool probably wasn't one of those. He just wanted his girlfriend to agree he was right. If it hadn't been this, it would have been that McDonald's "secret sauce" is really made of squid eyeballs.
 
2012-12-05 02:03:46 AM  

Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.


I dare you to say that to my face, and then turnaround and walk away.
 
2012-12-05 02:08:13 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

Ever seen "Doomsday Preppers"? Those crazy f*ckers believe stuff only slightly more "real." If you can believe that we're headed for a biowarfare scenario that's going to kill everyone except you and your family, it's just one smaller step to believing that the virus would turn the victims into some kind of rabid "living dead".

However, THIS fool probably wasn't one of those. He just wanted his girlfriend to agree he was right. If it hadn't been this, it would have been that McDonald's "secret sauce" is really made of squid eyeballs.


McDonald's secret sauce is made from squid eyeballs? Wow, I know they were messed up but....
; )
/I'm a survivor, then I get the hell away from crazy.
 
2012-12-05 02:17:53 AM  
Quarter pounder with cheese, probably for dinner tomorrow, thanks to the mention of McDs. Damn anyone who brought it up.
 
2012-12-05 02:36:25 AM  

ladyfortuna: Quarter pounder with cheese, probably for dinner tomorrow, thanks to the mention of McDs. Damn anyone who brought it up.


I wouldn't set foot in that pig trough if I were you.

/slightly kidding
//have you seen Super Size Me?
 
2012-12-05 03:36:09 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

Ever seen "Doomsday Preppers"? Those crazy f*ckers believe stuff only slightly more "real." If you can believe that we're headed for a biowarfare scenario that's going to kill everyone except you and your family, it's just one smaller step to believing that the virus would turn the victims into some kind of rabid "living dead".

However, THIS fool probably wasn't one of those. He just wanted his girlfriend to agree he was right. If it hadn't been this, it would have been that McDonald's "secret sauce" is really made of squid eyeballs.


Wendy's uses worms in their burgers.
 
2012-12-05 03:59:09 AM  

skinink: Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of blood before an epidemic could ever take hold.


That raises a question.... can the undead drain the undead? If a zombie infects a vampire, what happens to the vampire? If a vampire drains a zombie, what happens to the zombie?
 
2012-12-05 05:30:24 AM  

Heamer: I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.


People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.

It's just care free violence fetishism. I love it.
 
2012-12-05 05:40:46 AM  

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.


So like, feminism with guns.
 
2012-12-05 06:44:12 AM  
MagicPlasticTreeFrog: People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.
Well yeah, what I'd always assumed, it's guilt free killing isn't it.
When I'm a bit angry feeling I just get on the xbox and dive into the zombie apocalypse.
 
2012-12-05 07:16:28 AM  
Sounds to me like she had it going.
 
2012-12-05 07:31:28 AM  

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: People like the zombie apocalypse idea because it allows them to fantasize about murder without any of the moral complexities of killing real humans.


For me it's more fun to debate strategies.

Especially when someone jumps in to say how stupid the conversation is, then starts laying out what he thinks would be a better plan.
 
2012-12-05 08:06:14 AM  
48 hours. that is how long it will take society to fall apart after catastrophe. Look at New Orleans after Katrina or New York after Sandy. 48 hours and people are pulling guns on each other at gas stations and getting in knife fights over dumpsters.

If we can't even argue with our girlfriends about what to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse without shooting each other in the back, what chance do we have when the real thing happens?
 
2012-12-05 08:14:02 AM  

Shadow Blasko: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 620x465]


ftfy: 'She is in stable condition.'

this is what happens when you don't double-tap.
 
2012-12-05 09:31:59 AM  
At least his prison buddies will be impressed:
www.dreadcentral.com
Not so much Rick, when he gets there.

I wonder if he will be house in "C" block. That's "C" as in "Cockmeat sammich"
 
2012-12-05 10:34:35 AM  
Zombies eat brains, right? What was this guy so worried about? He's obviously of no interest to zombies.
 
2012-12-05 11:24:02 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: The One True TheDavid: EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?

That's a hard 26.


You would prefer a flaccid 26?

/NTTAWWT
//jk
 
2012-12-05 02:00:26 PM  

skinink: Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of acting ability before an epidemic could ever take hold.


FTFY
 
2012-12-05 04:12:54 PM  

EvilEgg: Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.


He'll get endless dates.

You know how it is ... if you're stupid, ugly, got a drug or alcohol problem women can't keep their hands off them

/lament from a friend
 
2012-12-05 05:56:57 PM  

enochianwolf: ladyfortuna: Quarter pounder with cheese, probably for dinner tomorrow, thanks to the mention of McDs. Damn anyone who brought it up.

I wouldn't set foot in that pig trough if I were you.

/slightly kidding
//have you seen Super Size Me?


I go there maybe four times a year and most often that's because I'm traveling. I was starving and tipsy at the time I wrote that though - I'm actually making pork chops with apples tonight and some sort of vegetable instead.
 
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