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(Click2Houston)   Home invader: "I want all your money." Homeowner: "You want KARATE?"   (click2houston.com) divider line 100
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2012-12-04 08:46:19 PM  
Always good to hear when this works out for someone. Bonus on kicking the ass of someone half his age.
 
2012-12-04 09:01:58 PM  
Bath salts strike again.

You never hear about home invasions because someone was high on marijuana.
 
2012-12-04 09:02:24 PM  
mkw.st

/ oblig
 
2012-12-04 09:02:26 PM  
Giant brass balls. Good on him. Perhaps foolish but it worked out.
 
2012-12-04 09:02:55 PM  
1,000 79 years of power
 
2012-12-04 09:03:19 PM  
jimpoz.com

What? You don't know karate.

/ow! 
//shortarse
 
2012-12-04 09:03:22 PM  
wait wait...it's possible to defend yourself without a gun?
 
2012-12-04 09:03:49 PM  
Shoulda judo-chopped him instead. Judo chop is way better than karate chop.
 
2012-12-04 09:04:19 PM  
If it weren't for bath salts this website would be much more boring.

Well, bath salts and Florida.

And boobies.
 
2012-12-04 09:05:01 PM  
Well this article is an obvious lie. How did he defend himself without a gun?
 
2012-12-04 09:05:08 PM  

ghare: wait wait...it's possible to defend yourself without a gun?


Obviously not. That's why he took the intruder's gun - so he could defend himself from the intruder.
 
2012-12-04 09:05:23 PM  
This source & tag combo make me think of this: Link
 
2012-12-04 09:05:31 PM  
 
2012-12-04 09:06:28 PM  
Come on, jujutsu is the root of judo and both TOTALLY DESTROY karate. Plus, ninjas.
 
2012-12-04 09:09:08 PM  
That's what you get for opening the supply closet.
 
2012-12-04 09:10:30 PM  
We're still having a bit of trouble connecting with the ordinary voter.
 
2012-12-04 09:14:56 PM  

Counter_Intelligent: That's what you get for opening the supply closet.


dennisjudd.com
 
2012-12-04 09:19:27 PM  
Literally every comment at TFA's comment section basically says "after he karate chopped him in the throat and rendered him unconscious, he should have taken the gun and shot him multiple times." If you click on any of their profiles, basically all the other comments they make on the site are saying exactly the same thing except in different articles, even when it doesn't even really make sense. I'm not even exaggerating. I'm guessing they're all pro-life too
 
2012-12-04 09:19:37 PM  

vodka: Come on, jujutsu is the root of judo and both TOTALLY DESTROY karate. Plus, ninjas.


Sinanju is the Sun Source of all martial arts.
 
2012-12-04 09:20:11 PM  
The guys lucky he didnt shoot him after taking his rifle away.
 
2012-12-04 09:21:02 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 09:22:40 PM  
The pic, the bath salts, League City, the old man with a colorful, tough guy personality, the justice served. What a perfect Texas story.
 
2012-12-04 09:23:05 PM  
You mean "Karate", the Dane Cook of martial arts?
 
2012-12-04 09:24:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: vodka: Come on, jujutsu is the root of judo and both TOTALLY DESTROY karate. Plus, ninjas.

Sinanju is the Sun Source of all martial arts.


And since the Sun is the Sun Source of all, the Sun is the Sun Source of Sinanju.

/One cannot sew a silk purse from a sow's ear.
 
2012-12-04 09:29:21 PM  

ghare: wait wait...it's possible to defend yourself without a gun?



I once got a flat tire in the woods in the middle of nowhere, and found that I had no jack.

Luckily, I did have a chainsaw.

Sometimes you make do with what you have.
 
2012-12-04 09:30:12 PM  
I think I kinda want to try me some of them bath salts.
 
2012-12-04 09:31:58 PM  
Isn't it ironic that all these bath salts people are filthy?
 
2012-12-04 09:31:59 PM  
2hourjobsearch.com
 
2012-12-04 09:32:14 PM  
FTFComments: Anyone breaking into my home, or stealing from my yard, car, etc, will leave my property...but not via a police car. More like the coroner's van. Cheaper that way and ZERO chance of relapse, or repeat offending.

I love how the coroner has a van. An ambulance is too much for these thugs. The coroner's van, which he tricked out with a mural of WWF's Undertaker, is the only transport method suitable for burglars.
 
2012-12-04 09:33:54 PM  
the homeowner then karate-chopped Smith in the throat, took the rifle and closed the door while he waited for officers to arrive.

Good enough
 
2012-12-04 09:34:06 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-12-04 09:35:09 PM  
I would have found "you want a mouth full of chicklets?" equally amusing.
 
2012-12-04 09:38:24 PM  
Old people rock when they're not driving! Some tweaker with a rifle tries to break into his house WAY too early in the morning. This guy slaps him and takes his gun away; probably went to make a pot of coffee while waiting for the cops to come book the dazed tweaker.
 
2012-12-04 09:39:51 PM  

moothemagiccow: FTFComments: Anyone breaking into my home, or stealing from my yard, car, etc, will leave my property...but not via a police car. More like the coroner's van. Cheaper that way and ZERO chance of relapse, or repeat offending.


How does he know the burglar stole a coroner's van?
 
2012-12-04 09:40:48 PM  
To defend

P.S. No weapon required.
 
2012-12-04 09:41:05 PM  

moothemagiccow: FTFComments: Anyone breaking into my home, or stealing from my yard, car, etc, will leave my property...but not via a police car. More like the coroner's van. Cheaper that way and ZERO chance of relapse, or repeat offending.

I love how the coroner has a van. An ambulance is too much for these thugs. The coroner's van, which he tricked out with a mural of WWF's Undertaker, is the only transport method suitable for burglars.


This old guy was smart. Had he shot the man after disarming him, he'd be facing manslaughter charges.
That said, I'd have the guy on the floor and face down with a warning, 'you move and I'll perceive that as a threat to my well being which will get you shot."
 
2012-12-04 09:41:30 PM  

Rambino: Shoulda judo-chopped him instead. Judo chop is way better than karate chop.


Hassan chop!
 
2012-12-04 09:43:28 PM  
Detectives said Smith exhibited signs that he may have been on bath salts when he was arrested.

Was the intruder naked? Did the intruder try to bite anyone? No? Than I call BS on the bath salts
 
2012-12-04 09:43:30 PM  
Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.
 
2012-12-04 09:44:48 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.


I defend peeps only.
 
2012-12-04 09:45:08 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Homeowner was obviously wearing his cologne
 
2012-12-04 09:45:28 PM  

Ass Exploder: I think I kinda want to try me some of them bath salts.



Ask for the kind that make bubbles.

More entertaining.
 
2012-12-04 09:45:38 PM  

Indubitably: TofuTheAlmighty: Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.

I defend peeps only.


P.S. And then bitterly.
 
2012-12-04 09:46:58 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.



Even "heroism" is self-serving.

Think about it.
 
2012-12-04 09:49:02 PM  
Can we stop calling them "bath salts" yet?
 
2012-12-04 09:49:45 PM  

Indubitably: TofuTheAlmighty: Saving yourself or your possessions is never heroic.

I defend peeps only.



There is no defense.


ruggerjay.typepad.com
 
2012-12-04 09:50:55 PM  
They didn't show the homeowner, so I am going to imagine he looked like the bad guy in Fist of the White Lotus
 
2012-12-04 09:51:52 PM  
I know if you don't get the first lick in, you're pretty far behind.

This is how you live to be 80.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:54 PM  
This dirtbag is going to have to embellish telling the story of how he got caught. "An unarmed near-octogenarian disarmed me, took my rifle, and held me at gunpoint" probably doesn't carry a lot of street cred.
 
2012-12-04 09:53:04 PM  

Ficoce: I know if you don't get the first lick in, you're pretty far behind.

This is how you live to be 80.


works for me
 
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