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(Huffington Post)   At 47, Shania Twain rocks a sequined catsuit 293 times as hard as any woman who has ever looked at you twice. This has been confirmed by science   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2012-12-04 11:01:14 PM

jaytkay: WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

'[Auto tune is] not an effect like people try to say, it's for people like Shania Twain who can't sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It's a horrible sound and it's like, "Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you'll hit the note and it'll sound fine. Just work on it, it's not like making a burger!" ' - Neko Case


Neko rules.
 
2012-12-04 11:03:40 PM

WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Earle was no fan of the midriff-baring Twain's popularity. In 2001, he had a poster of the star on his office door with the word "talent" handwritten next to an arrow pointing at her bellybutton.

Link


I think your use of the word "star" is a little too liberal, I like Earle but he decided to drop off with his drug arrests and divorces then never came back, his political positions dont support his political affiliations either so that turns people off. You dont have to go full republican but you do have to be more freedom and rights oriented to not lose a crowd, he seems content to keep his crowds small but if you cant sell out larger venues then its not star territory.

What is really sad is that garth and shania are referred to as the good country music compared to the shiat thats out there now, people like earle ignore that it has been commercialized since the late 60s when people found out they could make a buck off of it.
 
2012-12-04 11:07:46 PM

steamingpile: WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Earle was no fan of the midriff-baring Twain's popularity. In 2001, he had a poster of the star on his office door with the word "talent" handwritten next to an arrow pointing at her bellybutton.

Link

I think your use of the word "star" is a little too liberal, I like Earle but he decided to drop off with his drug arrests and divorces then never came back, his political positions dont support his political affiliations either so that turns people off. You dont have to go full republican but you do have to be more freedom and rights oriented to not lose a crowd, he seems content to keep his crowds small but if you cant sell out larger venues then its not star territory.

What is really sad is that garth and shania are referred to as the good country music compared to the shiat thats out there now, people like earle ignore that it has been commercialized since the late 60s when people found out they could make a buck off of it.


Garth was the last of good 90's country. He was very pop, but still had some country roots. After the 90's stars faded, the end was nigh and pop took over.
 
2012-12-04 11:11:03 PM

cmunic8r99: I wanna lick her where she pees.


I wanna lick her where she pees and poos
 
2012-12-04 11:14:58 PM
A: She's crazy as fark
B: She can't sing at all
C: She is hot

Not saying I wouldn't hit it. Just saying I'd put tape on her mouth first and give her Drew's name.
 
2012-12-04 11:18:03 PM

Brick-House: cmunic8r99: I wanna lick her where she pees.

I wanna lick her where she pees and poos


you wanna lick her toilet?
 
2012-12-04 11:20:33 PM

soupbone: Garth was the last of good 90's country. He was very pop, but still had some country roots. After the 90's stars faded, the end was nigh and pop took over.


People said the same thing about him and the 80s, others lamented the 80s pop country(my father hated that crap), and those in the 70s took shiat for selling out and not just recording music.

Its a cycle that has been going on since people could make a buck.

/for the record I dont disagree with you
//just saying people have been biatching about this for a long time
///there is no decent country music on the radio now though
 
2012-12-04 11:21:08 PM
so what's the difference between a catsuit and a leotard?
 
2012-12-04 11:25:50 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: [images.cryhavok.org image 425x590]
[profile.ultimate-guitar.com image 400x500]


profile.ultimate-guitar.com

Do you have the original of this pic?
 
2012-12-04 11:27:01 PM

Earguy: MFAWG: Anybody watching Nashville?

Me and Mrs. Earguy are. Entertaining enough. I have some respect that they're actually letting the songs play out in a longer form than 30 seconds.


I'm actually enjoying that as well. Clearly, one of the leads is based on Twain, and the other is a fairly awesome 'What if Taylor Swift was more like Paris Hilton' person who had the greatest character entrance since Charlene Tilton.
 
2012-12-04 11:33:16 PM

soupbone: Incorrigible Astronaut: [images.cryhavok.org image 425x590]
[profile.ultimate-guitar.com image 400x500]



Do you have the original of this pic?


altomusic.com
 
2012-12-04 11:36:05 PM
I never liked her simply for the strained and annoying tones in her "singing".

Then she let stand the implication she was part First Nation for her early marketing, or whatever they call Indians in Canada, only to scream indignantly about "I consider my adoptive dad my real dad" when some reporter blew her cover.

Then she moved to Europe after she hoovered up as much money as she could from American country fans.

And now she's back for round two of extracting as much money as possible from music fans with tin ears. I'll lay a bet out there she moves away again when the contract is up.

/All that said, she is insanely hot and much prettier than anyone I've ever dated, so no "sharp knees" pics for me.
 
2012-12-04 11:37:01 PM

bulldg4life: With reckless disregard for humanity

KITTENS

FIFY

Although I have done a better 47 I would and I'm not ashamed.
 
2012-12-04 11:46:40 PM
I would wreck her so bad even she would not be able to afford the increase in her insurance premiums.
 
2012-12-05 12:08:18 AM
The first half of this thread? One of my all time faves.

The second half? Blah blah blah

Man the things I wish I could (even still) do to her. Granted it would be her taking her top off and me blowing my load. Then I would cry a bit while she laughs and then leaves. But damn would that be a great memory.
 
2012-12-05 12:24:11 AM
Looks good, but since the Dark Knight Rises came out today, I'd say that Ann Hathaway's catsuit was MUCH better!
 
2012-12-05 12:56:05 AM
Shania...Dat Ass...enough said....

One of the smartest people in show biz. Only records songs she and her ex wrote (which is the real reason Nashville is POed about her). She has so much $$$ she can hire people to fart for her
 
2012-12-05 01:57:25 AM
Was there any statement from Shania's tuna-fish sandwiches?

When 47 you become, look as good you will not.
 
2012-12-05 02:01:22 AM
Damn. One word- WOW.
 
2012-12-05 02:46:24 AM

fickenchucker: Then she moved to Europe after she hoovered up as much money as she could from American country fans.


Yeah she moved over there because the guy who is one of the biggest producers of all time asked her why she didnt sing more of her own songs so she married him, now that he farked old prune face she left him and moved back, thats not so hard......
 
2012-12-05 03:09:38 AM
15 years after first hearing about her, and I'd still motorboat that like a motorboat enthusiast who just got a fancy new motorboat.
 
2012-12-05 04:04:13 AM

Big John's Breakfast Log: As a fellow Canadian, I love me some Shania. But if she isn't careful with the surgery (judging by her cheekbones and obvious lift work) she will soon be entering Bride of Wildenstein territory.

 
2012-12-05 05:19:16 AM
I've always had a thing for her. And by thing I mean penis.
 
2012-12-05 07:29:48 AM
She's hot but that's the most unflattering thing ever.
 
2012-12-05 07:45:52 AM
She's drop-dead gorgeous, yet for some reason HATES to be photographed with her bare legs showing. I challenge you to find those photos!
 
2012-12-05 07:59:02 AM

IlGreven: Remarkable_Anus: jaytkay: She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.

You must've met GAY somewhere in your life....

Dude, I know beggars buggers can't be choosers, but you still have to have some standar|


FTFY
 
2012-12-05 08:02:54 AM
Earguy: "And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this..."

Now obviously, I don't know Shania, but it's been written that she's frigid, and hates being touched, or even hugged. Can you imagine what it would be like to be married to a woman who looked like that and denied you any physical contact? Regardless... there has to be some reason Mutt cheated on her.

WGJ: "Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Steve Earle is A-OK in my book.
 
2012-12-05 08:27:41 AM

GibbyTheMole: "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."


She could dance on my lap.
 
2012-12-05 08:46:47 AM
Whether you like her music or not, hard to deny that she's a beautiful woman.
 
2012-12-05 08:58:58 AM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Like fine wine.


How does her neck look that young? That isn't physically possible at her age.

She hasn't had plastic surgery, she's had genetic modification.
 
2012-12-05 09:03:57 AM

GibbyTheMole: Earguy: "And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this..."

Now obviously, I don't know Shania, but it's been written that she's frigid, and hates being touched, or even hugged. Can you imagine what it would be like to be married to a woman who looked like that and denied you any physical contact? Regardless... there has to be some reason Mutt cheated on her.



Most people wouldn't marry a woman who is frigid and hates being touched or hugged.

But yeah, behind closed doors, etc.
 
2012-12-05 09:09:16 AM
i.huffpost.com
"THERE'S A SEQUIN IN MY TWAT!!!"
 
2012-12-05 09:11:10 AM

knbwhite: There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.


I've seen it. It is an old video from the early internet days. If it is not her the resemblance is striking.
 
2012-12-05 09:31:25 AM

jaytkay: WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

'[Auto tune is] not an effect like people try to say, it's for people like Shania Twain who can't sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It's a horrible sound and it's like, "Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you'll hit the note and it'll sound fine. Just work on it, it's not like making a burger!" ' - Neko Case


As much as I love Neko Case, the woman desperately needs better songwriters and session musicians in her band. She can sing her ass off but her songs all sound like a mopey emo chick trying to avoid writing a catchy hook in her songs, and her band sound like just some friends of hers who can repeat few country sounding riffs they heard once or twice but not much else.
 
2012-12-05 10:16:29 AM

WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Earle was no fan of the midriff-baring Twain's popularity. In 2001, he had a poster of the star on his office door with the word "talent" handwritten next to an arrow pointing at her bellybutton.

Link


Don't ya just love Nashville's utter hypocrisy? I mean, it's not like the music industry doesn't have it but it's like they're proud of their ignorance and hypocrisy in Nashville.

No wonder Johnny flipped the bird at 'em.
 
2012-12-05 10:18:03 AM

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x422]


I know right? Unless she wasn't putting out then...sorry Mutt you done farked that gig up but good!
 
2012-12-05 10:48:10 AM
I saw was claimed to be a porn of her (sex tape). I prefer to believe it was legit.

Lie to me, Farkers
 
2012-12-05 11:23:43 AM
Wait, wait, wait, waitwaitwait.

...

So some of you are telling me that this:

ll-media.tmz.com

i.dailymail.co.uk

is UNattractive?

img2.joyreactor.com
 
2012-12-05 11:29:56 AM
I always thought she was lame.
 
2012-12-05 11:36:08 AM
Dear Lord, DAT ASS. Like a fine wine...
 
2012-12-05 11:38:46 AM

alienated: Damn. One word- WOW.


My very first thought. My second was "Stunning!"
I'll just say "farking Wow!"
 
2012-12-05 12:17:43 PM
so would so would so would.....
Ex g/f was about her size, somewhat nuts and loads of fun.
 
2012-12-05 01:05:50 PM

GibbyTheMole: Now obviously, I don't know Shania, but it's been written that she's frigid, and hates being touched, or even hugged.


If a man hates being touched or even hugged he's "autistic". If a woman hates being touched or even hugged she's "frigid". That's interesting to know.
 
2012-12-05 01:10:31 PM

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:


"Because, for one thing, despite all the bare midriffs and push-up bras and coy lyrics, Shania Twain is not a sexual person. She says as much in a recent terse Rolling Stone interview. She is not sexual or even convivial or sociable or even all that friendly. She is a workaholic, she and her superstar-producer husband focus on her pop career with a laser-beam intensity, hell-bent on pop megastardom at all costs, on propagating the image of a fiery fun-loving sexually perky independent babe, even though it has absolutely nothing to do with who she actually is." Link

Not saying that cheating is justified (just man up and either work out the issues or get a divorce).
 
2012-12-05 01:37:53 PM

czetie: GibbyTheMole: Now obviously, I don't know Shania, but it's been written that she's frigid, and hates being touched, or even hugged.

If a man hates being touched or even hugged he's "autistic". If a woman hates being touched or even hugged she's "frigid". That's interesting to know.


Hugging and touching are awesome. Too bad most of the public huggers are creepy and want to get their stank breath in your face.
 
2012-12-05 01:55:14 PM

StoPPeRmobile: czetie: GibbyTheMole: Now obviously, I don't know Shania, but it's been written that she's frigid, and hates being touched, or even hugged.

If a man hates being touched or even hugged he's "autistic". If a woman hates being touched or even hugged she's "frigid". That's interesting to know.

Hugging and touching are awesome. Too bad most of the public huggers are creepy and want to get their stank breath in your face.


Doesn't need to be public. What I read is that's in private too (to a point).

Makes cuddlers like myself sad.

I like to cuddle.

:(
 
2012-12-05 01:55:52 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Wait, wait, wait, waitwaitwait.

...

So some of you are telling me that this:

[ll-media.tmz.com image 610x620]

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x784]

is UNattractive?

[img2.joyreactor.com image 460x609]


Yup, the dress really is ug-lay. She just should get out of it.
/You know, for fashion's sake.
//drools.
 
2012-12-05 02:03:25 PM

chechcal: Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

"Because, for one thing, despite all the bare midriffs and push-up bras and coy lyrics, Shania Twain is not a sexual person. She says as much in a recent terse Rolling Stone interview. She is not sexual or even convivial or sociable or even all that friendly. She is a workaholic, she and her superstar-producer husband focus on her pop career with a laser-beam intensity, hell-bent on pop megastardom at all costs...".


Not that I have to choose between the two, but I'll take steamy, sweaty, fark-like-a-monkey sessions and obscurity over fame and sex with my ex.
 
2012-12-05 02:53:47 PM

MBA Whore: Would a FARK boob expert look at her recent pictures and render a professional judgement:

1) real or enhanced?
2) if she let you motorboat, then would you?


Well, as someone who hates implants with a passion they seem to be aging naturally.

/'dat ass
//motorboat both
 
2012-12-05 03:02:59 PM
I'm pretty sure they're fake.

/Expert right here.

//...not really.
 
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