That impresses me much

With reckless disregard for humanity

I'd pee in her butt twice and then in her best friends butt.

Isn't the word that its all an act and she is a real cold fish in bed?

/pretty girl, though

I enjoy her body.

I remember some study that claimed that she had a close to mathematically perfect face (along with Liz Hurley). Judging from how little she has aged, seems about right.

the opposite of charity is justice: Isn't the word that its all an act and she is a real cold fish in bed?

/pretty girl, though

I dunno, but I'd be willing to find out. Even if she was a dead fish, I'd get mine at least once. Of course that's about as likely to happen as politicians, lawyers and salespeople becoming honest citizens.

/ol' girl is aging pretty well

As a fellow Canadian, I love me some Shania. But if she isn't careful with the surgery (judging by her cheekbones and obvious lift work) she will soon be entering Bride of Wildenstein territory.

Anybody watching Nashville?

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

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There might be a reason for that...

Would a FARK boob expert look at her recent pictures and render a professional judgement:

1) real or enhanced?
2) if she let you motorboat, then would you?

I want to see her brown eye.

MBA Whore: Would a FARK boob expert look at her recent pictures and render a professional judgement:

1) real or enhanced?
2) if she let you motorboat, then would you?

If I can touch 'em, they're real enough for me, and damned right I would.

"She's Garth Brooks with cans."
-Howard Stern

Why did you have to be a Habs fan Shania? Do you know how odd it makes me feel rubbing one out knowing that?

I'll let her get me good.

She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.

Those kinds of outfits where it seems to be sheer but actually is opaque, at least in the crotch, always bother me.

WHERE IS YOUR VAGINA?!?

Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Earle was no fan of the midriff-baring Twain's popularity. In 2001, he had a poster of the star on his office door with the word "talent" handwritten next to an arrow pointing at her bellybutton.

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jaytkay: She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.

You must've met GAY somewhere in your life....

There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.

Don't much care for her music, but I would enjoy engaging in carnal activities if you know what I mean

She has a very symmetrical face.

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

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Of course, Shania (on the left) looks like the woman on the right without all the makeup.

knbwhite: There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.

I'm intrigued and I'd like to see this video.

Remarkable_Anus: jaytkay: She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.

You must've met GAY somewhere in your life....

Dude, I know beggars can't be choosers, but you still have to have some standar|

WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

'[Auto tune is] not an effect like people try to say, it's for people like Shania Twain who can't sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It's a horrible sound and it's like, "Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you'll hit the note and it'll sound fine. Just work on it, it's not like making a burger!" ' - Neko Case

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Why did she fall off the face of the earth but we can't get rid of people like Britney and Lindsay?

I know someone who is a big country fan in the worst possible way. She said she didn't care for Shania because she wasn't a very patriotic American. When I pointed out that Twain is Canadian, she said she didn't care. "You shouldn't be a country singer if you don't love America."

At 47, Shania Twain rocks a sequined catsui--*click*

She's still smoking hot, but that outfit is awful, to be honest I don't think anybody could make that dress look good.

She should have just stuck with the boots, boy shorts and the bra she was wearing under that thing.