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(Huffington Post)   At 47, Shania Twain rocks a sequined catsuit 293 times as hard as any woman who has ever looked at you twice. This has been confirmed by science   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 106
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2012-12-04 08:50:50 PM  
Hi there.
 
2012-12-04 09:13:48 PM  
Article eeds more Shania pics and less video blog.
 
2012-12-04 09:14:23 PM  
That impresses me much
 
2012-12-04 09:15:17 PM  
Her music is meh, but she's stunning and will probably stay stunning for a long time.
 
2012-12-04 09:20:15 PM  
Like fine wine.

blogs.houstonpress.com
antonsina.bloglyric.com

www.shaniasplace.com
3.bp.blogspot.com 
www.veyya.com
 
2012-12-04 09:22:15 PM  
With reckless disregard for humanity
 
2012-12-04 09:26:35 PM  
Oh, and a couple more...

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i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 09:30:28 PM  
I'd pee in her butt twice and then in her best friends butt.
 
2012-12-04 09:31:12 PM  
images.cryhavok.org
profile.ultimate-guitar.com
 
2012-12-04 09:31:18 PM  
And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 09:35:15 PM  
Isn't the word that its all an act and she is a real cold fish in bed?

/pretty girl, though
 
2012-12-04 09:37:42 PM  
Went to watch the "Any Man of Mine" video for old times sake (millions of potential offspring were sacrificed to that video). Someone made a comment about missing that kind of country, which is hilarious because I remember everyone screaming bloody murder when that video came out because she showed her belly button.
 
ecl
2012-12-04 09:37:54 PM  
I enjoy her body.
 
2012-12-04 09:37:59 PM  
I remember some study that claimed that she had a close to mathematically perfect face (along with Liz Hurley). Judging from how little she has aged, seems about right.
 
2012-12-04 09:39:11 PM  

the opposite of charity is justice: Isn't the word that its all an act and she is a real cold fish in bed?

/pretty girl, though


I dunno, but I'd be willing to find out. Even if she was a dead fish, I'd get mine at least once. Of course that's about as likely to happen as politicians, lawyers and salespeople becoming honest citizens.

/ol' girl is aging pretty well
 
2012-12-04 09:39:47 PM  
 
2012-12-04 09:39:53 PM  
As a fellow Canadian, I love me some Shania. But if she isn't careful with the surgery (judging by her cheekbones and obvious lift work) she will soon be entering Bride of Wildenstein territory.
 
2012-12-04 09:40:09 PM  
Anybody watching Nashville?
 
2012-12-04 09:40:41 PM  
If I had to make a sandwich with women who are older than me then Shania and Catherine Zeta-Jones would be the bread. The tasty, tasty bread.
 
2012-12-04 09:41:06 PM  
I think that "Don't Impress Me Much Song" makes my ears bleed.
 
2012-12-04 09:41:49 PM  

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x422]


There might be a reason for that...
 
2012-12-04 09:43:15 PM  
Would a FARK boob expert look at her recent pictures and render a professional judgement:

1) real or enhanced?
2) if she let you motorboat, then would you?
 
2012-12-04 09:43:34 PM  

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x422]


In other news, looks aren't everything, it turns out.
 
2012-12-04 09:44:41 PM  

Marisyana: Her music is meh, but she's stunning and will probably stay stunning for a long time.


This. She makes my pants fit funny but my ears unhappy.

She makes me happy in both places
i808.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-04 09:44:42 PM  
I wanna lick her where she pees.
 
2012-12-04 09:49:52 PM  
I want to see her brown eye.
 
2012-12-04 09:50:47 PM  

MBA Whore: Would a FARK boob expert look at her recent pictures and render a professional judgement:

1) real or enhanced?
2) if she let you motorboat, then would you?


If I can touch 'em, they're real enough for me, and damned right I would.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:33 PM  
"She's Garth Brooks with cans."
-Howard Stern
 
2012-12-04 10:04:21 PM  
Why did you have to be a Habs fan Shania? Do you know how odd it makes me feel rubbing one out knowing that?
 
2012-12-04 10:05:54 PM  
I'll let her get me good.
 
2012-12-04 10:07:45 PM  
She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.
 
2012-12-04 10:08:05 PM  
Yes. Yes I would.
 
2012-12-04 10:08:50 PM  
Those kinds of outfits where it seems to be sheer but actually is opaque, at least in the crotch, always bother me.

WHERE IS YOUR VAGINA?!?
 
2012-12-04 10:09:19 PM  

Rhett Khan: I wanna wide, wide, wide, wide, wide on Shania's Twain!


Holy shiat! It's a white Wesley Willis!
 
WGJ
2012-12-04 10:10:40 PM  
Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."

Earle was no fan of the midriff-baring Twain's popularity. In 2001, he had a poster of the star on his office door with the word "talent" handwritten next to an arrow pointing at her bellybutton.

Link
 
2012-12-04 10:12:30 PM  

jaytkay: She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.


You must've met GAY somewhere in your life....
 
2012-12-04 10:13:51 PM  
There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.
 
2012-12-04 10:16:13 PM  
Don't much care for her music, but I would enjoy engaging in carnal activities if you know what I mean
 
2012-12-04 10:17:14 PM  
She has a very symmetrical face.
 
2012-12-04 10:21:52 PM  

Earguy: And to think that her husband, AC/DC producer Mutt Lange, cheater on her with her best friend, who looks like this:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x422]


Of course, Shania (on the left) looks like the woman on the right without all the makeup.
 
2012-12-04 10:22:31 PM  

knbwhite: There is a video out there that is supposedly her being plowed doggie style with a big smile on her face. Probably someone else, but It's close enough I can pretend.


I'm intrigued and I'd like to see this video.
 
2012-12-04 10:24:50 PM  

Remarkable_Anus: jaytkay: She doesn't look good in that catsuit. Very unfortunate wardrobe choice.

You must've met GAY somewhere in your life....


Dude, I know beggars can't be choosers, but you still have to have some standar|
 
2012-12-04 10:28:02 PM  

MFAWG: Anybody watching Nashville?


Me and Mrs. Earguy are. Entertaining enough. I have some respect that they're actually letting the songs play out in a longer form than 30 seconds.
 
2012-12-04 10:34:14 PM  

WGJ: Typically, stars will keep their comments about other stars to themselves. Steve Earle wasn't issued the Nashville handbook of political correctness, however. After calling Garth Brooks "the Anti-Hank," Earle said Shania Twain was "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville."


'[Auto tune is] not an effect like people try to say, it's for people like Shania Twain who can't sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It's a horrible sound and it's like, "Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you'll hit the note and it'll sound fine. Just work on it, it's not like making a burger!" ' - Neko Case
 
2012-12-04 10:35:48 PM  
Like
 
2012-12-04 10:42:28 PM  
Why did she fall off the face of the earth but we can't get rid of people like Britney and Lindsay?
 
2012-12-04 10:45:18 PM  
I know someone who is a big country fan in the worst possible way. She said she didn't care for Shania because she wasn't a very patriotic American. When I pointed out that Twain is Canadian, she said she didn't care. "You shouldn't be a country singer if you don't love America."
 
2012-12-04 10:54:22 PM  
At 47, Shania Twain rocks a sequined catsui--*click*
 
2012-12-04 10:58:18 PM  
Now don't get me wrong now
I think she's kinda cute
But when I watch her videos
I always hit MUTE
 
2012-12-04 10:58:19 PM  
She's still smoking hot, but that outfit is awful, to be honest I don't think anybody could make that dress look good.

She should have just stuck with the boots, boy shorts and the bra she was wearing under that thing.
 
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