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(Daily Mail)   The hippest grooviest grandmother EVAR gets her entire head tattooed with a floral design   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, EVAR, veils, floral design, tattoo shop, grandmother  
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17176 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 6:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 06:49:45 PM  
7 votes:
I just want to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

/ not really
2012-12-04 06:57:20 PM  
5 votes:
She should have just gone full Bigelow
2012-12-04 06:58:16 PM  
3 votes:
Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome
2012-12-04 09:23:37 PM  
2 votes:
Good luck getting a job, granny
2012-12-04 07:04:08 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't that Rod Steiger?
2012-12-04 06:57:50 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?

because a tattoo like that means your going to jail
2012-12-04 06:56:47 PM  
2 votes:

Serpoltas: Zombie Bam Bam Bigelow!

Gram Gram Bigelow?
2012-12-04 06:49:14 PM  
2 votes:
What is she going to do if her hair starts growing back?

Go granny go.
2012-12-04 09:22:55 PM  
1 vote:
She's gonna regret that when she gets older.
2012-12-04 09:10:18 PM  
1 vote:
Hey tat guy, is it too difficult to wear some gloves? Enjoy the hepatitis granny!
2012-12-04 08:30:10 PM  
1 vote:

lordargent: Submitter: "floral"

[ image 308x449]

Also FTFA: The grandmother-of-three was inspired to get the overlapping floral design which cost a £720 after becoming fed up with having to wear wigs and hats.
2012-12-04 07:42:01 PM  
1 vote:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/
2012-12-04 07:09:34 PM  
1 vote:
Incidentally, this just became the lead story on
2012-12-04 07:07:20 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke
2012-12-04 07:03:28 PM  
1 vote: Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome

came here to make this joke
2012-12-04 06:51:30 PM  
1 vote:
I once saw a woman @ Burning Man who'd had her double mastectomy covered by a pair of Celtic Knot rosettes. What man among us could claim she was topless?
2012-12-04 06:50:34 PM  
1 vote:
Chicks love my tribal tat.
2012-12-04 06:49:53 PM  
1 vote:
With all the body mods and implants etc.. How long before you can just go in and get your head stamped with pellets of green troll hair? Like having your tires drilled for snow studs.
2012-12-04 06:29:29 PM  
1 vote:
I assume that said grandmother is 33 years old.

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