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(Daily Mail)   The hippest grooviest grandmother EVAR gets her entire head tattooed with a floral design   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
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2012-12-04 05:42:43 PM
Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?
 
2012-12-04 06:29:29 PM
I assume that said grandmother is 33 years old.

/DNRTFA
 
2012-12-04 06:31:35 PM
Hey, nanna; why don't you, you know, wear a hat/scarf or something?

/ a tattoo on the top of your head has to hurt.
 
2012-12-04 06:49:14 PM
What is she going to do if her hair starts growing back?

Go granny go.
 
2012-12-04 06:49:45 PM
I just want to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

/ not really
 
2012-12-04 06:49:53 PM
With all the body mods and implants etc.. How long before you can just go in and get your head stamped with pellets of green troll hair? Like having your tires drilled for snow studs.
 
2012-12-04 06:50:34 PM
Chicks love my tribal tat.
 
2012-12-04 06:51:30 PM
I once saw a woman @ Burning Man who'd had her double mastectomy covered by a pair of Celtic Knot rosettes. What man among us could claim she was topless?
 
2012-12-04 06:52:49 PM
Slick. err... smooth.
 
2012-12-04 06:53:42 PM
Zombie Bam Bam Bigelow!
 
2012-12-04 06:55:40 PM
The hippest grooviest quirkiest, dykiest grandmother EVAR gets her entire head tattooed with a floral design.

FTFY

/she's still awesome
 
2012-12-04 06:56:47 PM

Serpoltas: Zombie Bam Bam Bigelow!


Gram Gram Bigelow?
 
2012-12-04 06:57:20 PM
She should have just gone full Bigelow
www.derok.net
 
2012-12-04 06:57:50 PM

Ed Finnerty: Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?


because a tattoo like that means your going to jail
 
2012-12-04 06:58:16 PM
Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome
 
2012-12-04 07:03:28 PM

candiru.fish: Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome


came here to make this joke
 
2012-12-04 07:04:08 PM
Isn't that Rod Steiger?
 
2012-12-04 07:07:20 PM

The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?


Only three of us will get that joke
 
2012-12-04 07:09:34 PM
Incidentally, this just became the lead story on CNN.com.
 
2012-12-04 07:10:34 PM
wow that looks amazing
 
2012-12-04 07:18:44 PM
She needs a no man in her posse.
 
2012-12-04 07:23:12 PM
Wig not an option
 
2012-12-04 07:24:35 PM

pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke


Guess I am the third...
 
2012-12-04 07:25:28 PM
I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.
 
2012-12-04 07:29:04 PM

tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.


Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....
 
2012-12-04 07:35:45 PM
Hey! she looks great.
 
2012-12-04 07:36:38 PM
She also tattooed the face of a two hundred year old woman on there.
 
2012-12-04 07:42:01 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....


Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/
 
2012-12-04 07:42:02 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....


If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.
 
2012-12-04 07:44:07 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/


That isn't peanut butter....and those aren't raisins....
 
2012-12-04 07:47:49 PM

i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?


why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!


hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

 
2012-12-04 07:48:25 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Fark Rye For Many Whores: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/

That isn't peanut butter....and those aren't raisins....
 
2012-12-04 07:48:37 PM

tonguedepressor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.


Ok $250 but now there'll be peanut butter on it.
 
2012-12-04 07:51:10 PM

pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke


I just watched that film a few months back, for the first time. I thought Rod Steiger did a good job playing the illustrated man, but overall, the film didn't really work very well. But, being that it was based on Ray Bradbury, I was still entertained.
 
2012-12-04 07:51:31 PM
The photograph illustrates what is wrong with journalism today: Tat is at least a few weeks old (it's healed), gun is dry and there is no cord attached. I realize that it is not highly important, but come on. To hell with accurate reporting. Slippery slope and all that.
 
2012-12-04 07:54:32 PM
Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(
 
2012-12-04 07:59:20 PM

TastyEloi: pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke

I just watched that film a few months back, for the first time. I thought Rod Steiger did a good job playing the illustrated man, but overall, the film didn't really work very well. But, being that it was based on Ray Bradbury, I was still entertained.


Back in the day, under the influence, you'd have thought it was a masterpiece. Unfortunately very little manages to hold up for that many years and the fact that it was Bradbury is probably the only reason anyone would watch it today.
 
2012-12-04 08:02:49 PM

brap: Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(


Congratulations, but you just creeped me out. It takes a bit, actually.
 
2012-12-04 08:03:41 PM

Indubitably: brap: Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(

Congratulations, but you just creeped me out. It takes a bit, actually.


P.S. Are we not scalping each other every day?
 
2012-12-04 08:25:58 PM
*shrug*

Looks pretty cool.
 
2012-12-04 08:28:35 PM
Tattoos are for trendy losers. Granny ought to know better by now.
 
2012-12-04 08:28:59 PM
Submitter: "floral"

Article:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-04 08:30:10 PM

lordargent: Submitter: "floral"

Article:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x449]


Also FTFA: The grandmother-of-three was inspired to get the overlapping floral design which cost a £720 after becoming fed up with having to wear wigs and hats.
 
2012-12-04 08:31:24 PM
I'm confused. For the first time in my life I'm thinking awesome when I'm seeing a tattoo. The fark.
 
2012-12-04 08:44:36 PM

tonguedepressor: tonguedepressor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.

Ok $250 but now there'll be peanut butter on it.


Ooh, if it's crunchy, then is it too late to get in on this action?
 
2012-12-04 08:45:01 PM
If she was my grandmother I'd take her out of my will.
 
2012-12-04 08:54:13 PM
Allow me to introduce you to Jinxi Boo. (SFW)
 
2012-12-04 09:04:50 PM

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


Well, sure, I guess. Tattoos used to have an aura about them, like you shouldn't fark with the person who had them. Members of the armed forces, gangs, convicts, people like that, but now they're too mainstream, like teenagers get them because just getting a piercing won't piss daddy/mummy off enough on its own.
 
2012-12-04 09:10:18 PM
Hey tat guy, is it too difficult to wear some gloves? Enjoy the hepatitis granny!
 
2012-12-04 09:22:55 PM
She's gonna regret that when she gets older.
 
2012-12-04 09:23:37 PM
Good luck getting a job, granny
 
2012-12-04 09:24:21 PM
you know what... Losing the hair on their heads cause men to do things far dumber than this.

It has got to be much more traumatic for a woman to lose her hair. This is an awesome turn on a very unfortunate event.

Go granny, that's way cool.
 
2012-12-04 09:25:56 PM
To Granny
 
2012-12-04 09:32:48 PM
I like tattoos. Some are better than others. What I can't stand are the freakin plugs in people's ears, or the labrettes and studs of metal. One is art, the other is... what? Junk? I'm collecting trash on my face. Okayyyyy...
 
2012-12-04 09:33:25 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Chicks love my tribal tat.


There's so much fail in this that I don't even know where to start
 
2012-12-04 09:36:22 PM

dofus: AverageAmericanGuy: Chicks love my tribal tat.

There's so much fail in this that I don't even know where to start

To judge


P.S. When the world as you know it ends, how will you judge the judgers?
 
2012-12-04 09:36:58 PM

Indubitably: dofus: AverageAmericanGuy: Chicks love my tribal tat.

There's so much fail in this that I don't even know where to start

To judge

P.S. When the world as you know it ends, how will you judge the judgers?


P.P.S. Online?
 
2012-12-04 09:44:52 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Ed Finnerty: Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?

because a tattoo like that means your going to jail


HAHAHAHA!! That was my mum said about tattoos for years. She lost all her hair to chemo and had actually joked about doing this if it didn't come back.

Mad props to Ann McDonald!! That had to hurt. Mine took 9 hours, and I whimpered and almost went into shock getting it done.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:39 PM
Wouldn't it have been easier to buy this:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 10:53:46 PM

cherryl taggart: What is she going to do if her hair starts growing back?

Go granny go.


If it grows back, ther'll be a pure undercanopy. My wife's second crop after chemo left her a stripe of thin hair and a bald spot after six years of growing. If'n I woulda had the money, an undercanopy in an expected hair color would beat the spray paint they try to sell ya (and she says she'll get every time she gets frustrated over the white stripe). Maybe insurance shoulda covered it (they covered the novacaine lolipops).
 
2012-12-04 11:27:09 PM

swingbozo: Hey tat guy, is it too difficult to wear some gloves? Enjoy the hepatitis granny!


That tattoo is clearly healed and it doesn't even look like the gun is plugged in. I smell a photo setup.
 
2012-12-04 11:47:24 PM
Now she's going to haul ass to Lollapalooza!

Yee Haw!
 
2012-12-05 12:01:00 AM

dofus: AverageAmericanGuy: Chicks love my tribal tat.

There's so much fail in this that I don't even know where to start


I misread it as being "tribal fat" and thought he was Maori ....
 
2012-12-05 12:20:35 AM

swingbozo: Hey tat guy, is it too difficult to wear some gloves? Enjoy the hepatitis granny!


Came to say this. It was a great article, but if anyone came near me with a tattoo gun and no gloves I would freak out. They also don't have the little plastic bag around the gun (I have no idea what that thing is called) to keep the tools sanitary. Eww.

But go granny, nonetheless.
 
2012-12-05 01:28:33 AM
That's actually pretty awesome. If it were me, I'd have made the tattoos more snake-like for that Medusa look.
 
2012-12-05 03:32:38 AM

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


You write like a crazy person. I'm scared.
 
2012-12-05 06:41:56 AM

StoPPeRmobile: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

You write like a crazy person. I'm scared.


That's what you call "prime" bait.

/well done bait, so good for skinink
 
2012-12-05 08:44:31 AM
Hey Subby, you spelled stupidest dumbest wrong.
 
2012-12-05 09:37:53 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: StoPPeRmobile: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

You write like a crazy person. I'm scared.

That's what you call "prime" bait.

/well done bait, so good for skinink


Not really... did anyone fall for it?
 
2012-12-05 10:33:20 AM
So, if I understand the U.K. health system, the taxpayers take care of treatments, and she spends 720 pounds on a stupid, ugly tattoo. Seems wrong to me.
 
2012-12-05 11:10:41 AM

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


Yes. This times eleventy-billion.
I am tattoo free. It defines who I am personally. 
These days I am part of the edgy minority without tats!
 
2012-12-05 02:28:04 PM

RaymondR: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

Yes. This times eleventy-billion.
I am tattoo free. It defines who I am personally. 
These days I am part of the edgy minority without tats!


I have had no tatts since before having no tatts was cool.
 
2012-12-06 02:53:18 AM

RaymondR: skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.

Yes. This times eleventy-billion.
I am tattoo free. It defines who I am personally. 
These days I am part of the edgy minority without tats!


Is it really getting to that point? You are edgy when you do not have a tattoo? I know it was said as a joke but it is getting there....

/no tats
//edgy!!!!
 
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