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(Washington Times)   Ted Nugent's plan to save us from "Fedzillacrats"? Kill SS, Medicare and Medicaid, raise taxes on the poorest 50%, and revoke the right to vote for anyone on welfare. In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 44
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2012-12-04 05:38:48 PM  
10 votes:

FlashHarry: what does he suggest we do with the corpses of the poor and elderly?


He is an advocate of eating what you kill.
2012-12-04 05:01:42 PM  
8 votes:
Hey Ted... is that a load in your pants, or is it just a day ending in Y?
2012-12-04 05:22:56 PM  
7 votes:
We are more than $16 trillion in debt today, and estimates are that America will be $22 trillion in debt at the end of this president's second term. If that's not a certifiable, titanic financial disaster, someone please tell the American public what is.


upload.wikimedia.org
Here ya go.
2012-12-04 05:44:08 PM  
6 votes:
FEDZILLA EXISTS

TIME TO CRAP MY PANTS AGAIN
2012-12-04 06:12:28 PM  
5 votes:
Still waiting for Fark mods to greenlight an equally relevant political opinion from the drummer of Grand Funk Railroad.
2012-12-04 04:54:21 PM  
5 votes:
When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.
2012-12-04 07:52:58 PM  
4 votes:
Every time Ted Nugent opens his pie-hole, I'm compelled to illegally download every one of his songs from Pirate Bay, just so that I can erase the whole folder.
2012-12-04 07:46:03 PM  
4 votes:

CorporatePerson: Isitoveryet: can't take him seriously until he lives up to his words, until then he's just another mouth in the crowd yelling at clouds.

don't say you will do x if y happens and then don't do x, it totally destroys your credit (if you ever were credible).

I agree. Until Ted Nugent kills himself he is no longer credible.


if he strikes himself down, he shall become more credible than we can possibly imagine.
2012-12-04 07:54:23 PM  
3 votes:
That's great and all Ted, but I think I'll wait to hear how David Lee Roth and Eddie Money weigh in before I form an opinion.
2012-12-04 07:08:05 PM  
3 votes:
In his defense, his misanthropic, hateful, economy-collapsing proposal is among the sounder financial plans I've heard from anyone on the right this year.

It would certainly reduce the size of the federal government, and the boom in the street-corpse-removal industry would probably knock a point or two off the unemployment numbers.
2012-12-04 05:49:09 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.
2012-12-04 05:40:04 PM  
3 votes:
Did he say this from jail or beyond the grave?
2012-12-04 08:15:52 PM  
2 votes:
I want to know what Whitesnake thinks about medical tort reform.
2012-12-04 07:19:57 PM  
2 votes:
"Fedzillacrats"

3.bp.blogspot.com

Commandment #1: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Godzilla in vain.
2012-12-04 06:12:34 PM  
2 votes:

Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


Except, you know, in the last election, when Prop 30 was approved. I can see how that might be forgotten, though, since it was damn near a month ago.
2012-12-04 05:55:25 PM  
2 votes:
he forgot deporting the irish
2012-12-04 05:52:34 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


And then fries it for dinner

/original recipe
2012-12-04 05:22:10 PM  
2 votes:
This is bad news...for anyone living in the red states.
2012-12-06 06:08:05 PM  
1 votes:
I thought that dumb SOB was supposed to die if Obama won ... well I'm waiting.
2012-12-05 04:27:42 AM  
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: beta_plus: [derp]

LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS!

Try looking at the world with your own eyes, listening with your own ears, and thinking with your own brain once in a while.


Objection, Your Honor. Assumes organs not in evidence.
2012-12-05 03:59:27 AM  
1 votes:

whidbey: In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things

Yes, the Brothers of Cock.


That would be funnier if you didn't know that Nugent probably thinks the name is pronounced "co-ch".
2012-12-04 10:03:40 PM  
1 votes:
So he purposes that the working class are the ones who gets to vote, this seems fair, I mean if the workers are the ones that are paying the taxes and basically keeps the government working, you could say it's the workers who control the government since they are the ones casting the votes at that point. Maybe workers of a certain field could ban together, like say farmers or steelworkers, perhaps they can form some sort of "workers council" where these workers vote for a group of individuals directly to the government to ensure their voice is heard. Of course the term workers council is kinda sloppy, we should find a simpler term that fits in to a nice sound bite for the digital age, maybe we can use the Russian term...soviet.
2012-12-04 09:26:56 PM  
1 votes:

x23: tick tock ted.

only have 4 months before you have to keep your promise to us all. don't pussy out on us.


Motherf**ker's going to shiat his pants.
2012-12-04 08:39:05 PM  
1 votes:
Only in Right Wing America would a man who dipped himself in sh*t to avoid military service be considered a patriot, and only a man advocating for taxation without representation be considered anything but a traitor.
2012-12-04 08:32:49 PM  
1 votes:

mittromneysdog: sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.

I was thinking something more along the lines of haloperidol.


F*ck that. Use arsenic.
2012-12-04 08:32:27 PM  
1 votes:

LargeCanine: Privatize Social Security for those under 55, simply buy private insurance for medicaid and medicare people like Switzerland does via block grants to states, eliminate all income taxes and introduce national sales tax so everyone pays including nonprofits and churches, consolodate all the dozens of welfare agencies into one program and require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.


And fire all cops and close all prisons, releasing the inmates. It's all just psychological welfare for sacred white people, and I can't afford the tax burden anymore. Why shouild I pay to protect your soft, pale ass? Protect your own self - that's why we got a second amendment.
2012-12-04 08:25:59 PM  
1 votes:

LargeCanine: require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.


Wait, what?!

There's a sure sign of "Smaller Government".
2012-12-04 07:41:59 PM  
1 votes:
So if you're poor and on welfare according to Ted you should be taxed more and lose your vote.

I wonder where the founding fathers stood on taxation without an ability to vote.
2012-12-04 07:39:14 PM  
1 votes:
I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna ask me to oversee the office gift exchange this year. Better start crapping in my pants now.
2012-12-04 07:35:00 PM  
1 votes:
img1-cdn.newser.com

Well, you're not in jail, Ted.

We're waiting.
2012-12-04 07:27:32 PM  
1 votes:

Trainspotr: In his defense, his misanthropic, hateful, economy-collapsing proposal is among the sounder financial plans I've heard from anyone on the right this year.

It would certainly reduce the size of the federal government, and the boom in the street-corpse-removal industry would probably knock a point or two off the unemployment numbers.


Not to mention that it would allow rapid expansion of the pet food and leather goods industries. We could even export low-cost meat products to developing countries for an extra profit.
2012-12-04 07:24:51 PM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: How does anyone think they can "tax the poor"? Tax WHAT?


TAX THE REFRIGERATORS!


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-04 07:19:02 PM  
1 votes:

jigger: There is not an adult alive in this country that does not pay any taxes whatsoever.


i.imgur.com
2012-12-04 07:02:08 PM  
1 votes:
Taxation without representation, the founding fathers would be so proud Ted.
2012-12-04 06:53:16 PM  
1 votes:
Rockstardom is one of the purest forms of welfare so he can suck it, IMO
2012-12-04 06:49:07 PM  
1 votes:
img545.imageshack.us
2012-12-04 06:25:25 PM  
1 votes:

beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]


I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.
2012-12-04 06:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.


No, that's Nixon Gene Simmons, you dolt.
2012-12-04 06:05:36 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Ted,

You promised if Obama was re-elected you would either be dead or in jail.

We're waiting, buddy.

Love,

chuggernaught.
2012-12-04 06:03:17 PM  
1 votes:

meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...


His tinfoil hat protects him from the government brain scanners.
2012-12-04 05:58:05 PM  
1 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Would be more amusing if it wasn't an onion article.
2012-12-04 05:47:42 PM  
1 votes:
Exactly. They want less people involved in the system. And since, to them, poor == minorities, this is perfect. Less minorities who can vote and more of the right kind of person running the show.

What a joke.
2012-12-04 05:19:37 PM  
1 votes:
I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.
2012-12-04 05:00:45 PM  
1 votes:
He's a secret democrat, isn't he?
 
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