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(Washington Times)   Ted Nugent's plan to save us from "Fedzillacrats"? Kill SS, Medicare and Medicaid, raise taxes on the poorest 50%, and revoke the right to vote for anyone on welfare. In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 247
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2012-12-04 04:54:21 PM
When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.
 
2012-12-04 05:00:45 PM
He's a secret democrat, isn't he?
 
2012-12-04 05:01:42 PM
Hey Ted... is that a load in your pants, or is it just a day ending in Y?
 
2012-12-04 05:10:43 PM

browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.


By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.
 
2012-12-04 05:13:11 PM
Fine. Kill Social Security and other entitlements. But first pay me every cent I put in to any of them, plus interest. Otherwise it's just stealing, Ted. That's against the Ten Commandments that you love so dearly, you farking tool.
 
2012-12-04 05:17:58 PM
And the GOP reverse-Robin Hood continues. Steal from the poor to give to the rich, that is the GOP economic plan.
 
2012-12-04 05:19:37 PM
I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.
 
2012-12-04 05:22:10 PM
This is bad news...for anyone living in the red states.
 
2012-12-04 05:22:56 PM
We are more than $16 trillion in debt today, and estimates are that America will be $22 trillion in debt at the end of this president's second term. If that's not a certifiable, titanic financial disaster, someone please tell the American public what is.


upload.wikimedia.org
Here ya go.
 
2012-12-04 05:25:33 PM

vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.


Wait, didn't he say something along those lines? Or am I confusing him with another coward.
 
2012-12-04 05:36:24 PM
what does he suggest we do with the corpses of the poor and elderly?
 
2012-12-04 05:38:48 PM

FlashHarry: what does he suggest we do with the corpses of the poor and elderly?


He is an advocate of eating what you kill.
 
2012-12-04 05:40:04 PM
Did he say this from jail or beyond the grave?
 
2012-12-04 05:43:59 PM

oldernell: Did he say this from jail or beyond the grave?


You didn't think a chickensh*t like that would actually follow through on any of his childish threats, did you?

/the f*cking retarded pantssh*tting crybaby
 
2012-12-04 05:44:08 PM
FEDZILLA EXISTS

TIME TO CRAP MY PANTS AGAIN
 
2012-12-04 05:46:38 PM
No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.
 
2012-12-04 05:47:42 PM
Exactly. They want less people involved in the system. And since, to them, poor == minorities, this is perfect. Less minorities who can vote and more of the right kind of person running the show.

What a joke.
 
2012-12-04 05:48:01 PM

cameroncrazy1984: vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.

Wait, didn't he say something along those lines? Or am I confusing him with another coward.


Ted Nugent Countdown Clock
 
2012-12-04 05:49:09 PM
i.imgur.com

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.
 
2012-12-04 05:49:48 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.


A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.
 
2012-12-04 05:51:02 PM

Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


I get that, but he's talking about FEDZILLA, man.
 
2012-12-04 05:52:34 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


And then fries it for dinner

/original recipe
 
2012-12-04 05:55:25 PM
he forgot deporting the irish
 
2012-12-04 05:55:30 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Fine. Kill Social Security and other entitlements. But first pay me every cent I put in to any of them, plus interest. Otherwise it's just stealing, Ted. That's against the Ten Commandments that you love so dearly, you farking tool.


How quaint. Because the current Social Security system *isn't* stealing.
 
2012-12-04 05:56:41 PM

Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.
 
2012-12-04 05:57:53 PM
I just read the first few paragraphs and then the last. I seriously think that man lost way too many brain cells in his younger days to have written that.

Shut up Ted and go make money off of the fact that you were once a great guitarist.
 
2012-12-04 05:58:05 PM

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Would be more amusing if it wasn't an onion article.
 
2012-12-04 05:59:44 PM
How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...
 
2012-12-04 05:59:54 PM
can't take him seriously until he lives up to his words, until then he's just another mouth in the crowd yelling at clouds.

don't say you will do x if y happens and then don't do x, it totally destroys your credit (if you ever were credible).
 
2012-12-04 06:01:32 PM
I like how he opens up his column by using the words insane asylum within the first sentence.
 
2012-12-04 06:01:32 PM
I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."
 
2012-12-04 06:02:22 PM
Why not?

Ten Nugent is wealthy enough to not need SS, Medicaid, Medicare, etc, and none of his friends are on welfare. and he certainly wouldn't be caught dead hanging around anyone in the bottom 50th percentile. or the bottom 98th percentile for that matter. and besides, he needs more tax cuts. they're so sweet!


welcome to the Republican Party. Where the ability to think of anyone besides yourself does not exist.
 
2012-12-04 06:03:17 PM

meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...


His tinfoil hat protects him from the government brain scanners.
 
2012-12-04 06:04:38 PM
The insane free ride needs to end.

Ha!
 
2012-12-04 06:05:36 PM
Dear Ted,

You promised if Obama was re-elected you would either be dead or in jail.

We're waiting, buddy.

Love,

chuggernaught.
 
2012-12-04 06:06:17 PM

Somacandra:
Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Got that chicken in a stranglehold, baby!


Corvus:
Would be more amusing if it wasn't an onion article.


Also, this
 
2012-12-04 06:06:35 PM
Moonies. They're wacky.
 
2012-12-04 06:07:02 PM
He does understand that trying to collect taxes from the bottom 20% or so actually costs more than what we'd collect, right?
 
2012-12-04 06:07:31 PM
Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe
 
2012-12-04 06:07:31 PM
Coming from a pants shiatting draft dodger, I'd take it with a grain of salt.
 
2012-12-04 06:08:35 PM

meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...


He has.
 
2012-12-04 06:08:36 PM
Somebody enlighten me as to why I should care what this pants-shiatting coward "thinks". Go rape another baby, Ted.
 
2012-12-04 06:09:48 PM

sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.


No, that's Nixon Gene Simmons, you dolt.
 
2012-12-04 06:10:15 PM

m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."


Yeah, that actually wouldn't do that much. You could get rid of every government department and it still wouldn't cover the deficit. all of the non-defense department added together only equal the budget for DOD.

Instead of feeling something is a good idea maybe you should research and see if it is firts.
 
2012-12-04 06:11:23 PM
Taxing the poor is not a bad idea, a small amount like 2% would bring in billions of dollars that Obama wants to desperately to spend on vacations to get the First Beast out of town so that he can eat like a man instead of the cuck she has turned him into.

Revoking voting for those on welfare is fine if they've been on gubmint checks for more than a year. Once they get off my dime they can vote again.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:13 PM

Dogpants: Somebody enlighten me as to why I should care what this pants-shiatting coward "thinks". Go rape another baby, Ted.


Ted Nugent turned into Harry Reid? I thought only Reid raped babies.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:28 PM
Still waiting for Fark mods to greenlight an equally relevant political opinion from the drummer of Grand Funk Railroad.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:34 PM

Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


Except, you know, in the last election, when Prop 30 was approved. I can see how that might be forgotten, though, since it was damn near a month ago.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:42 PM
yes -- raise taxes to 50% on everyone and revoke the right to vote on anyone that
uses any government services -- that includes new business loans and interstate highways.
 
2012-12-04 06:13:02 PM
The poor are more resourceful and responsible than Ted Nugent ever will be.
 
2012-12-04 06:13:57 PM

beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe


The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.
 
2012-12-04 06:14:07 PM

shotglasss: Dogpants: Somebody enlighten me as to why I should care what this pants-shiatting coward "thinks". Go rape another baby, Ted.

Ted Nugent turned into Harry Reid? I thought only Reid raped babies.


That happened in 1990 - it's time to move on and stop demanding questions.
 
2012-12-04 06:14:46 PM
If only poor and downtrodden had just a little bit more misery dumped on their shoulders, they will finally have the drive to become a millionaire.
 
2012-12-04 06:15:19 PM

m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."


You should because it's stupid:

www.truthfulpolitics.com

See those tiniest slivers on the right there. Those are what you are talking about. You can never get about 1.5 trillion from 500 billion. People don't understand that the things the GOP are asking to cut are the tiniest parts of the budget.
 
2012-12-04 06:15:29 PM

beta_plus: Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe


As you are an established liar, no claim issued by you is credible.
 
2012-12-04 06:16:42 PM
Gee, it's no wonder why the GOP/Teabaggers lost women... minorities... the poor... anyone that's not rural/white/male/evangelical.
 
2012-12-04 06:18:13 PM
This myth of the non-taxpayer won't go away. There is not an adult alive in this country that does not pay any taxes whatsoever. That's not a good thing, either. Trying to increase people's taxes so that they have more "skin in the game" is just lazy, yet tyrannical, thinking.
 
2012-12-04 06:18:18 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...

He has.


Ok.

I figured he'd have blabbed about it and Fark would have a link or something.
 
2012-12-04 06:18:25 PM
Wednesday, April 17 2013
Nugent promised America he would be dead or in jail by this date.
Clock is ticking.
 
2012-12-04 06:18:51 PM

Cinaed: Gee, it's no wonder why the GOP/Teabaggers lost women... minorities... the poor... anyone that's not rural/white/male/evangelical.


A lot of the rural, white, male, evangelical GOP voters are also quite poor.
 
2012-12-04 06:19:24 PM

Corvus: m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."

You should because it's stupid:

[www.truthfulpolitics.com image 596x500]

See those tiniest slivers on the right there. Those are what you are talking about. You can never get about 1.5 trillion from 500 billion. People don't understand that the things the GOP are asking to cut are the tiniest parts of the budget.


Yeah, but as soon as they can chop NPR funding, we'll be freakin GOLDEN

/just ask 'em
 
2012-12-04 06:19:40 PM

Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.


You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

blogs.reuters.com
 
2012-12-04 06:21:17 PM

beta_plus: Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe


I didn't realize Eisenhaur was French
 
2012-12-04 06:21:48 PM
So draft dodgers lose the right to vote as well?
 
2012-12-04 06:23:33 PM

Kuta: So draft dodgers lose the right to vote as well?


Don't forget retirees!
 
2012-12-04 06:24:16 PM

shotglasss: Taxing the poor is not a bad idea, a small amount like 2% would bring in billions of dollars that Obama wants to desperately to spend on vacations to get the First Beast out of town so that he can eat like a man instead of the cuck she has turned him into.

Revoking voting for those on welfare is fine if they've been on gubmint checks for more than a year. Once they get off my dime they can vote again.


Does that apply to the Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid? I'd love to see what would happen to the GOP if you strip voting rights from seniors and the Hoverround brigade.
 
2012-12-04 06:24:58 PM

jigger: Trying to increase people's taxes so that they have more "skin in the game" is just lazy, yet tyrannical, thinking.


Yeah, that 3.6% on everything over $250,000 like they used to pay is just tyranny. Opposing it with every breath is certainly worth throwing us into a recession over and taking the US credit rating into the shiatter.
 
2012-12-04 06:25:25 PM

beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]


I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.
 
2012-12-04 06:27:30 PM
That was a very well thought out opini-WANGO TANGO!!
 
2012-12-04 06:27:54 PM
How does anyone think they can "tax the poor"? Tax WHAT? If they have no income, there's no income to tax. If they're making below poverty level, the graduated income tax we all pay doesn't ALLOW them to be taxed. People on disability, unemployment and social security cannot be taxed. What exactly do these cretins want to "tax"?

And even if the tax laws were changed so everyone had to pay taxes--again, what are you going to tax? Someone who makes $24,000 a year, if you taxed them at 5%, you'd get a whopping $1200 out of him. However, that would also be $1200 he couldn't spend on the economy--you know, food, clothing, gas--so that's money out of the commerce stream. People not buying stuff is what contributes to recession, not people not paying taxes. We need poor people buying stuff, not paying crippling taxes.

I'm not much of an economist, but even I know that if poor people give all their money to the government, the government winds up having to support them.
 
2012-12-04 06:28:19 PM

max_pooper: Cinaed: Gee, it's no wonder why the GOP/Teabaggers lost women... minorities... the poor... anyone that's not rural/white/male/evangelical.

A lot of the rural, white, male, evangelical GOP voters are also quite poor.


True. But they don't realize it. Damned lotto.
 
2012-12-04 06:29:54 PM

vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.


Canada?! Come on man. Our Canadian hard line conservatives would practically be commies by the Ted Nugent standard. He would see our universal health care and handgun restrictions and bail immediately.
 
2012-12-04 06:49:07 PM
img545.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 06:51:16 PM
Listening to Ted Nugent on the economy is like listening to Bob Costas on gun control.

/only the media does it.
 
2012-12-04 06:53:16 PM
Rockstardom is one of the purest forms of welfare so he can suck it, IMO
 
2012-12-04 06:56:59 PM

Somacandra: Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Go on....
 
2012-12-04 06:57:43 PM
How fascist of him.
 
2012-12-04 06:59:40 PM

Soup4Bonnie: jigger: Trying to increase people's taxes so that they have more "skin in the game" is just lazy, yet tyrannical, thinking.

Yeah, that 3.6% on everything over $250,000 like they used to pay is just tyranny. Opposing it with every breath is certainly worth throwing us into a recession over and taking the US credit rating into the shiatter.


I think you mistook his point.
 
2012-12-04 07:02:08 PM
Taxation without representation, the founding fathers would be so proud Ted.
 
2012-12-04 07:04:50 PM

Somacandra: FEDZILLA EXISTS

TIME TO CRAP MY PANTS AGAIN

 
2012-12-04 07:08:05 PM
In his defense, his misanthropic, hateful, economy-collapsing proposal is among the sounder financial plans I've heard from anyone on the right this year.

It would certainly reduce the size of the federal government, and the boom in the street-corpse-removal industry would probably knock a point or two off the unemployment numbers.
 
2012-12-04 07:12:29 PM

Trainspotr: In his defense, his misanthropic, hateful, economy-collapsing proposal is among the sounder financial plans I've heard from anyone on the right this year.

It would certainly reduce the size of the federal government, and the boom in the street-corpse-removal industry would probably knock a point or two off the unemployment numbers.


It does have concrete information, a strong point compared to other GOP-offered plans, all of which basically come down to "nah gunna do it."
 
2012-12-04 07:15:06 PM
Well I for one couldn't wait to hear Nugent's preferred tax policies.
 
2012-12-04 07:16:11 PM

Corvus: beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]

I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.


OOOOH! Look at me! I went on a Eurail trip and saw all the historic preserved European downtowns while ignoring their poor suburbs so that makes me an expert on all of the countries that I went to because there is no way class and racial divisions in other countries could differ from America!!

But don't worry, you really are an expert on all that is "European", because we all know the Champs Ellysee is exactly like a Banlieue.

Just wondering: Are you just butt hurt that you got called out on how you don't like living among the poor or are you really that stupid? I'm invoking Poe's law here.

And BTW - So you think a racist police state is the way to run things. Well, at least you are willing to show your true liberal face - I'll give you that.
 
2012-12-04 07:16:14 PM
What's 50% of the 0% the 47% pay? I know math isn't Nuge's subject.
 
2012-12-04 07:19:02 PM

jigger: There is not an adult alive in this country that does not pay any taxes whatsoever.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-04 07:19:46 PM

InmanRoshi: Still waiting for Fark mods to greenlight an equally relevant political opinion from the drummer of Grand Funk Railroad.


Better have bong-rattling bass.
 
2012-12-04 07:19:57 PM
"Fedzillacrats"

3.bp.blogspot.com

Commandment #1: Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy Godzilla in vain.
 
2012-12-04 07:20:46 PM

Isitoveryet: can't take him seriously until he lives up to his words, until then he's just another mouth in the crowd yelling at clouds.

don't say you will do x if y happens and then don't do x, it totally destroys your credit (if you ever were credible).


I agree. Until Ted Nugent kills himself he is no longer credible.
 
2012-12-04 07:22:36 PM

InmanRoshi: Still waiting for Fark mods to greenlight an equally relevant political opinion from the drummer of Grand Funk Railroad.


He had an opinion once, but Terry Knight stole that too.
 
2012-12-04 07:24:51 PM

Gyrfalcon: How does anyone think they can "tax the poor"? Tax WHAT?


TAX THE REFRIGERATORS!


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 07:25:36 PM

shotglasss: Taxing the poor is not a bad idea, a small amount like 2% would bring in billions of dollars that Obama wants to desperately to spend on vacations to get the First Beast out of town so that he can eat like a man instead of the cuck she has turned him into.

Revoking voting for those on welfare is fine if they've been on gubmint checks for more than a year. Once they get off my dime they can vote again.


Nothing important or intelligent to say, so you attack Obama's wife, shiat all over your fellow Americans, and admit you don't know shiat about anything.
 
2012-12-04 07:27:32 PM

Trainspotr: In his defense, his misanthropic, hateful, economy-collapsing proposal is among the sounder financial plans I've heard from anyone on the right this year.

It would certainly reduce the size of the federal government, and the boom in the street-corpse-removal industry would probably knock a point or two off the unemployment numbers.


Not to mention that it would allow rapid expansion of the pet food and leather goods industries. We could even export low-cost meat products to developing countries for an extra profit.
 
2012-12-04 07:30:08 PM

beta_plus: Corvus: beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]

I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.

OOOOH! Look at me! I went on a Eurail trip and saw all the historic preserved European downtowns while ignoring their poor suburbs so that makes me an expert on all of the countries that I went to because there is no way class and racial divisions in other countries could differ from America!!

But don't worry, you really are an expert on all that is "European", because we all know the Champs Ellysee is exactly like a Banlieue.

Just wondering: Are you just butt hurt that you got called out on how you don't like living among the poor or are you really that stupid? I'm invoking Poe's law here.

And BTW - So you think a racist police state is the way to run things. Well, at least you are willing to show your true liberal face - I'll give you that.


LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS!

Try looking at the world with your own eyes, listening with your own ears, and thinking with your own brain once in a while.
 
2012-12-04 07:34:56 PM

Cyberluddite: Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

Except, you know, in the last election, when Prop 30 was approved. I can see how that might be forgotten, though, since it was damn near a month ago.


Fark if I know that. I don't live there.
 
2012-12-04 07:35:00 PM
img1-cdn.newser.com

Well, you're not in jail, Ted.

We're waiting.
 
2012-12-04 07:36:37 PM
Ted Nugent is just mad that he could never take on his greatest enemy, military service to his country.

i.qkme.me

What Ted Nugent actually is:

img150.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 07:37:34 PM

Bigdogdaddy: I just read the first few paragraphs and then the last. I seriously think that man lost way too many brain cells in his younger days to have written that.

Shut up Ted and go make money off of the fact that you were once a great pretty average guitarist who got lucky.


FTFY
 
2012-12-04 07:38:53 PM

beta_plus: Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe


There is a reason the French believe it. An American Reign of Terror wouldn't turn out well for anyone. The nation would not survive.

/King Louis XVI
 
2012-12-04 07:39:14 PM
I'm pretty sure somebody's gonna ask me to oversee the office gift exchange this year. Better start crapping in my pants now.
 
2012-12-04 07:41:59 PM
So if you're poor and on welfare according to Ted you should be taxed more and lose your vote.

I wonder where the founding fathers stood on taxation without an ability to vote.
 
2012-12-04 07:45:03 PM

Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


I vote FOR a tax when it comes up on local ballots, because I know it'll be put to good use. Then again, I'm not an uneducated moron (ie fiscal conservative).
 
2012-12-04 07:46:03 PM

CorporatePerson: Isitoveryet: can't take him seriously until he lives up to his words, until then he's just another mouth in the crowd yelling at clouds.

don't say you will do x if y happens and then don't do x, it totally destroys your credit (if you ever were credible).

I agree. Until Ted Nugent kills himself he is no longer credible.


if he strikes himself down, he shall become more credible than we can possibly imagine.
 
2012-12-04 07:46:29 PM

Zoophagous: So if you're poor and on welfare according to Ted you should be taxed more and lose your vote.

I wonder where the founding fathers stood on taxation without an ability to vote.


Ever explain that the american revolution was started because a government wanted to balance its budget*? That London just figured more people should have "skin in the game". It's like putting baking soda in a jar of vinegar.

*basically.
 
2012-12-04 07:46:29 PM
Yeah sure thing Ted. We'll get right to work on all that sh*t right away. Yer the Boss of Everything. Who needs Democracy anyway?
 
2012-12-04 07:47:06 PM
edit:

explain to a a "tea partyist"
 
2012-12-04 07:49:43 PM
Kill SS, Medicare and Medicaid, raise taxes on the poorest 50%, and revoke the right to vote for anyone on welfare.

Does that mean he's going to keep welfare? What a socialist bum!
 
2012-12-04 07:52:58 PM
Every time Ted Nugent opens his pie-hole, I'm compelled to illegally download every one of his songs from Pirate Bay, just so that I can erase the whole folder.
 
2012-12-04 07:54:23 PM
That's great and all Ted, but I think I'll wait to hear how David Lee Roth and Eddie Money weigh in before I form an opinion.
 
2012-12-04 08:05:15 PM
Privatize Social Security for those under 55, simply buy private insurance for medicaid and medicare people like Switzerland does via block grants to states, eliminate all income taxes and introduce national sales tax so everyone pays including nonprofits and churches, consolodate all the dozens of welfare agencies into one program and require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.
 
2012-12-04 08:05:24 PM
Dead or in jail. We're waiting, Ted.
 
2012-12-04 08:05:33 PM
Shut the Fark up and go play cat scratch fever again!
 
2012-12-04 08:11:34 PM

browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.


He isn't crazy. He's evil.
 
2012-12-04 08:15:35 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.


I have a feeling that if that pant shiatting coward didn't have the modest amount of talent he has that he would be living in a trailer park drawing welfare.
 
2012-12-04 08:15:52 PM
I want to know what Whitesnake thinks about medical tort reform.
 
2012-12-04 08:16:50 PM
So is The Washington Times sort of like The Onion? Otherwise, I'm confused as to why a newspaper would run an op-ed from an idiot?
 
2012-12-04 08:18:08 PM
ratherrad.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-04 08:18:32 PM
Writing from jail or posthumous publication?

/fedzillacratic party!
 
2012-12-04 08:20:32 PM

Linux_Yes: Why not?

Ten Nugent is wealthy enough to not need SS, Medicaid, Medicare, etc, and none of his friends are on welfare. and he certainly wouldn't be caught dead hanging around anyone in the bottom 50th percentile. or the bottom 98th percentile for that matter. and besides, he needs more tax cuts. they're so sweet!


welcome to the Republican Party. Where the ability to think of anyone besides yourself does not exist.


I doubt very much that he is a member of those above the 98th percentile. He would be moderately wealthy, enough so that he would never have to worry about money. But not super rich.
 
2012-12-04 08:22:47 PM

beta_plus: Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe


No it's not. If you have to resort to lies then your philosophy is void.
 
2012-12-04 08:25:59 PM

LargeCanine: require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.


Wait, what?!

There's a sure sign of "Smaller Government".
 
2012-12-04 08:26:58 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: beta_plus: Corvus: beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]

I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.

OOOOH! Look at me! I went on a Eurail trip and saw all the historic preserved European downtowns while ignoring their poor suburbs so that makes me an expert on all of the countries that I went to because there is no way class and racial divisions in other countries could differ from America!!

But don't worry, you really are an expert on all that is "European", because we all know the Champs Ellysee is exactly like a Banlieue.

Just wondering: Are you just butt hurt that you got called out on how you don't like living among the poor or are you really that stupid? I'm invoking Poe's law here.

And BTW - So you think a racist police state is the way to run things. Well, at least you are willing to show your true liberal face - I'll give you that.

LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS!

Try looking at the world with your own eyes, listening with your own ears, and thinking with your own brain once in a while.


Can't use what you don't have.
 
2012-12-04 08:27:10 PM
Also, Ted Nugent can kiss my lily white behind.
 
2012-12-04 08:27:21 PM

beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]


More misinformation from the orifice of authoritarianism.
 
2012-12-04 08:29:09 PM

sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.


I was thinking something more along the lines of haloperidol.
 
2012-12-04 08:32:27 PM

LargeCanine: Privatize Social Security for those under 55, simply buy private insurance for medicaid and medicare people like Switzerland does via block grants to states, eliminate all income taxes and introduce national sales tax so everyone pays including nonprofits and churches, consolodate all the dozens of welfare agencies into one program and require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.


And fire all cops and close all prisons, releasing the inmates. It's all just psychological welfare for sacred white people, and I can't afford the tax burden anymore. Why shouild I pay to protect your soft, pale ass? Protect your own self - that's why we got a second amendment.
 
2012-12-04 08:32:49 PM

mittromneysdog: sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.

I was thinking something more along the lines of haloperidol.


F*ck that. Use arsenic.
 
2012-12-04 08:32:55 PM

Connor5151: Shut the Fark up and go play cat scratch fever again!


I do wonder how many people who derped along with Nugent as they read this said that The Dixie Chicks should "shut up and sing" when they made a political statement.
 
2012-12-04 08:33:08 PM
Well there is that quote about how democracy lasts exactly as long as it takes for the public to figure out they can vote to get free stuff from the public treasury.

A system where no one who receives a benefit from public expenditures is allowed to vote for anything that allocates those expenditures certainly would nip that one in the bud.

It wouldn't just be welfare people though. Defense contractors. Military. Too big to fail banks. Farmers who take subsidies. Federal employees of all sorts.

It would would have interesting consequences. Starship Troopers except citizenship comes from self-sufficiency instead of service.

The practical aspects of implementing it would be impossible, though. The money would just get funneled through extra layers of shell corporations and contractors to shield the people enjoying the public money from the label of non-citizen.  What if you work in a McDonalds in the commissary of a military base? The politicians would structure the details of the law such that only the poor people can't vote and all the fascism style corporate collaborators would be immune. All the federal employees would be done though contractors.
 
2012-12-04 08:38:12 PM

beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

blogs.reuters.com


More misinformation from the orifice of the authoritarians. You implying that the picture above is typical of France is like me implying that the picture below is typical of the US.

i2.cdn.turner.com
Occupy Oakland protesters run away as the police shoot tear gas canisters near the Oakland City Hall

At least people exercising their right to peaceful protest aren't maced by the cops in France. In the US on the other hand the authoritarians are still in control. For now anyway.

www.theblaze.com 

If you attempt to defend the actions depicted in these images then you really should be ashamed of yourself.
 
2012-12-04 08:39:05 PM
Only in Right Wing America would a man who dipped himself in sh*t to avoid military service be considered a patriot, and only a man advocating for taxation without representation be considered anything but a traitor.
 
2012-12-04 08:41:08 PM

Larofeticus: Well there is that quote about how democracy lasts exactly as long as it takes for the public to figure out they can vote to get free stuff from the public treasury.


Oh, you mean that quote that some idiot writing to the editorial page of his local newspaper in the 50's completely made up and falsely attributed to some French dude he happened to have heard of?
 
2012-12-04 08:50:12 PM
To take Nugent's "argument" to its logical extreme, only billionaires should be allowed to vote, since it's totally insane for people who are not billionaires to have a say in how they get taxes.
 
2012-12-04 08:51:12 PM
Isn't there a day care somewhere for headless Ted to stalk the newbies at naptime?
 
2012-12-04 08:52:03 PM

Corvus: See those tiniest slivers on the right there. Those are what you are talking about. You can never get about 1.5 trillion from 500 billion. People don't understand that the things the GOP are asking to cut are the tiniest parts of the budget.


Every. Did you miss that?
 
2012-12-04 08:53:58 PM
Shut the fark up and play Stranglehold fool.
 
2012-12-04 09:01:47 PM

miltonbabbitt: Shut the fark up and play Stranglehold Journey To the Center Of the Mind fool.

 
2012-12-04 09:01:48 PM
Let's also stop the insanity by suspending the right to vote of any American who is on welfare. Once they get off welfare and are self-sustaining, they get their right to vote restored.

Sounds like a 'poll tax' to me asshole... Besides, what do you consider "welfare"? Is it Unemployment? I was out of work when the election occurred because my job decided to pull a bunch of shifty bullshiat. I was actively looking for work, which is a requirement, despite what the voices in your head tell you, and I am now re-employed.

So in other words, you draft dodging shiat smearing freak: Fark you and the horse you rode in on, I had every right to vote and I farking exercised that right, so eat a farking dick. You are nobody to try and take away my rights just because I can't blather and get paid for it like you.
 
2012-12-04 09:05:45 PM

kg2095: beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]

More misinformation from the orifice of the authoritarians. You implying that the picture above is typical of France is like me implying that the picture below is typical of the US.

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]
Occupy Oakland protesters run away as the police shoot tear gas canisters near the Oakland City Hall

At least people exercising their right to peaceful protest aren't maced by the cops in France. In the US on the other hand the authoritarians are still in control. For now anyway.

[www.theblaze.com image 492x346] 

If you attempt to defend the actions depicted in these images then you really should be ashamed of yourself.


He and people like him have no shame, either from lack of intelligence or over-abundance of hateful malice.
 
2012-12-04 09:08:00 PM
Needs more voodoo terror maggots.
 
2012-12-04 09:12:35 PM
Stupid tag? We need a Genius tag for this guy...
 
2012-12-04 09:13:58 PM
These damned Hollyweird liiiiiiiibs, trying to tell us Real Americans what to do. Shut up and sing, Ted!
 
2012-12-04 09:16:20 PM
Also: any states that receive more in federal dollars than they put out should lose their electoral college votes.
 
2012-12-04 09:16:47 PM
Ted Nugent as you've never seen him before: come for the long hair, stay for the ruffles.
 
2012-12-04 09:17:11 PM

LincolnLogolas: Also: any states that receive more in federal dollars than they put out should lose their electoral college votes.


There goes the east coast....
 
2012-12-04 09:20:22 PM

diaphoresis: LincolnLogolas: Also: any states that receive more in federal dollars than they put out should lose their electoral college votes.

There goes the east coast....


Umm...
 
x23
2012-12-04 09:20:44 PM
tick tock ted.

only have 4 months before you have to keep your promise to us all. don't pussy out on us.
 
2012-12-04 09:22:50 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: That's great and all Ted, but I think I'll wait to hear how David Lee Roth and Eddie Money weigh in before I form an opinion.


Those two are way higher up the pecking order than Nugent. You need to equate him with someone of similar musical influence who has also been a has-been since the 1970s.

So let's hear what Leif Garrett, Patrick Hernandez, Vicki Lawrence, Sean Cassidy and Roger Voudouris have to say. Of course anyone listed is likely to be intellectually and morally superior to diaper boy.

I don't know why but I find Ted Nugent to be even more loathsome than the likes of Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich.
 
2012-12-04 09:25:02 PM
You know, whenever I'm looking for cogent political analysis, a pants shiatting, draft dodging child molester is my first choice.

Keep up the good fight, Nuge, and remember your promise that you'll soon be either dead or living in another country you washed up piece of excrement.
 
2012-12-04 09:25:03 PM

Kevin72: Ted Nugent as you've never seen him before: come for the long hair, stay for the ruffles.


Link

I'll try again.
 
2012-12-04 09:26:56 PM

x23: tick tock ted.

only have 4 months before you have to keep your promise to us all. don't pussy out on us.


Motherf**ker's going to shiat his pants.
 
2012-12-04 09:29:57 PM

thepostess: LargeCanine: require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.

Wait, what?!

There's a sure sign of "Smaller Government".


There are some people who legitimately need help. A guardian can arrange aid, make sure bills are paid, make sure welfare is not being misused and teach life skills.

If welfare infantilizes people, perhaps its a good idea to teach them to be adults.
 
2012-12-04 09:30:38 PM

SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.


My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.
 
2012-12-04 09:31:28 PM

jso2897: LargeCanine: Privatize Social Security for those under 55, simply buy private insurance for medicaid and medicare people like Switzerland does via block grants to states, eliminate all income taxes and introduce national sales tax so everyone pays including nonprofits and churches, consolodate all the dozens of welfare agencies into one program and require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.

And fire all cops and close all prisons, releasing the inmates. It's all just psychological welfare for sacred white people, and I can't afford the tax burden anymore. Why shouild I pay to protect your soft, pale ass? Protect your own self - that's why we got a second amendment.


Agumentum ad absurdum
 
2012-12-04 09:32:17 PM

Kevin72: Kevin72: Ted Nugent as you've never seen him before: come for the long hair, stay for the ruffles.

Forget the link from me and my Android. Youtube search for Journey to the Center of the Mind for the hippie in ruffles.

 
2012-12-04 09:35:50 PM

LargeCanine: thepostess: LargeCanine: require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.

Wait, what?!

There's a sure sign of "Smaller Government".

There are some people who legitimately need help. A guardian can arrange aid, make sure bills are paid, make sure welfare is not being misused and teach life skills.

If welfare infantilizes people, perhaps its a good idea to teach them to be adults.


WHO picks the guardians? And Who pays the financial cost of this stunning example of overreaching of authority? The cost/benefit ratio doesn't seem like it would be worth it. Not everyone who receives assistance needs a farking babysitter. What a colossal waste, FFS
 
2012-12-04 09:42:32 PM

GAT_00: And the GOP reverse-Robin Hood continues. Steal from the poor to give to the rich, that is the GOP economic plan.


Oh, I'll agree with what Teddy wants. Of course then I want copyright returned to it's original term. I also think that then there will have to be inescapable war taxes that will hit the "rich" the hardest to pay for that awesome military. I could go on, but the first one would probably cause Ted to have a massive stroke.
 
2012-12-04 09:43:51 PM

LargeCanine: jso2897: LargeCanine: Privatize Social Security for those under 55, simply buy private insurance for medicaid and medicare people like Switzerland does via block grants to states, eliminate all income taxes and introduce national sales tax so everyone pays including nonprofits and churches, consolodate all the dozens of welfare agencies into one program and require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.

And fire all cops and close all prisons, releasing the inmates. It's all just psychological welfare for sacred white people, and I can't afford the tax burden anymore. Why shouild I pay to protect your soft, pale ass? Protect your own self - that's why we got a second amendment.

Agumentum ad absurdum


We were already there.
 
2012-12-04 09:44:03 PM

thepostess: LargeCanine: thepostess: LargeCanine: require those who sign up also sign a waiver of their adulthood so they can't vote and a gov't appointed parent is assigned to be their guardian.

Wait, what?!

There's a sure sign of "Smaller Government".

There are some people who legitimately need help. A guardian can arrange aid, make sure bills are paid, make sure welfare is not being misused and teach life skills.

If welfare infantilizes people, perhaps its a good idea to teach them to be adults.

WHO picks the guardians? And Who pays the financial cost of this stunning example of overreaching of authority? The cost/benefit ratio doesn't seem like it would be worth it. Not everyone who receives assistance needs a farking babysitter. What a colossal waste, FFS


There are already have social workers paid by the gov't. We spend enormous amounts of money on welfare, much of it wasted with duplicate programs and overhead, a great deal more on people who really are not in need. The point of consolidating is to save money, rationalize services and simply the effort. A Guardian would be responsible for the individual dependant, seeing to it that needs are met and working to get people off welfare. They are not babysitters.
 
2012-12-04 09:48:57 PM

DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.


I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.
 
2012-12-04 09:52:04 PM
I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.
 
2012-12-04 09:55:33 PM
As a welfare queen I want everyone to know I have a solid gold toilet that is paid for by the hard working tax payers who are complete suckers. Additionally I have 13 children by 13 different fathers and each one of them brings in 10,000 dollars an hour from those working class joes on Wall Street who are slaving away at their desks, just barely able to feed their families. Now if you will excuse me I need to be at the welfare office in 26 minutes where I will get a huge check which I will use to purchase some diamond rims for my dope ride.
 
2012-12-04 09:56:59 PM
What we need is a Ted Nugent countdown clock.
Something like this

/heh
 
2012-12-04 09:57:20 PM
I put this in the comments on the link, but it looks like the admin(s) deleted it. So, I'll just leave it here.

So, according to Ted, my mother, who worked low paying jobs for 35 years, raised 2 kids on her own, and would still be working today if she weren't disabled from severe rheumatoid arthritis should be cut off from her SSI (that she paid into for those 35 years) and welfare, left with no income whatsoever, and lose her right to vote. You know what, Ted? F*ck you. Oh, and you're a "Motown guitar slayer"? biatch, please....
 
2012-12-04 09:57:58 PM

vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.


really? and when the capital classes figure out they don't have to worry about the proles voting against them if they hold the economy(their jobs) hostage? You thought "vote for X or it will be bad for our company" was sketchy, imagine giving them not only a quasi legal way to do that, but a way to ensure their opposition can't vote at all.

what then? This idea that a person has no worth unless they have wealth, and then denying them opportunity to make it, is twisted.

Soon there will be a time when there simply is not enough human necessary labor to go around, what then? do we dig holes and fill them in everyday just to justify living?
 
2012-12-04 09:59:26 PM

LargeCanine: We spend enormous amounts of money on welfare, much of it wasted with duplicate programs and overhead, a great deal more on people who really are not in need.


Citation needed.
 
2012-12-04 10:02:01 PM

vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.


Republicans would never win an election. There's plenty of welfare the redcoats receive but don't know they receive. The big ones are in the form of Medicare and Medicaid rural and disproportionate share programs, S-CHIP, and farm subsidies. I'm fully in favor of eliminating these programs for the redcoat states temporarily. It's the only way they are going to come to the realize just how much they rely on the rest of the country for support. As it stands now, the redcoats believe they are out there on their own. Let them have a taste of being truly on their own. Let them eat cake for awhile.
 
2012-12-04 10:02:55 PM
I guess the County Fair circuit has run out so Ted has to fart out another editorial.
 
2012-12-04 10:03:23 PM

SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.


I'd say something Cincy needs is a new bridge before the Brent Spence collapses.
 
2012-12-04 10:03:40 PM
So he purposes that the working class are the ones who gets to vote, this seems fair, I mean if the workers are the ones that are paying the taxes and basically keeps the government working, you could say it's the workers who control the government since they are the ones casting the votes at that point. Maybe workers of a certain field could ban together, like say farmers or steelworkers, perhaps they can form some sort of "workers council" where these workers vote for a group of individuals directly to the government to ensure their voice is heard. Of course the term workers council is kinda sloppy, we should find a simpler term that fits in to a nice sound bite for the digital age, maybe we can use the Russian term...soviet.
 
2012-12-04 10:05:30 PM

Elmo Jones: What we need is a Ted Nugent countdown clock.
Something like this

/heh


+1
 
2012-12-04 10:10:05 PM

dennysgod: So he purposes that the working class are the ones who gets to vote, this seems fair, I mean if the workers are the ones that are paying the taxes and basically keeps the government working, you could say it's the workers who control the government since they are the ones casting the votes at that point. Maybe workers of a certain field could ban together, like say farmers or steelworkers, perhaps they can form some sort of "workers council" where these workers vote for a group of individuals directly to the government to ensure their voice is heard. Of course the term workers council is kinda sloppy, we should find a simpler term that fits in to a nice sound bite for the digital age, maybe we can use the Russian term...soviet.


I liked this until the end when it was given away. Should have dragged it out a bit more and tried to see who would catch on. If you had cut off the last sentence it would have been perfect.
 
2012-12-04 10:19:10 PM

dustman81: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I'd say something Cincy needs is a new bridge before the Brent Spence collapses.


it's not in danger of collapse, it's too narrow for the lanes they have painted on it. the shoulders are half as wide as they should be, it's just not big enough for the traffic. a new bridge is going to up, but it's a cluster fark. They want to make it a toll bridge, I heard ohio wants to get out of paying for the bulk of it (KY owns all the bridges afaik), etc. they say it won't be done until 2020 or later. fark that shiat. light rail. the answer to the bridge problem is to reduce the amount of cars that go over it.
 
2012-12-04 10:27:33 PM

SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.


I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six hours a day. I really, really hate Kasich.
 
2012-12-04 10:32:21 PM

DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six hours a day. I real ...


yea, these "tax credit" deals are farking up everything. It's like having a china in the south. And these tax deals hardly work out for the governments that offer them. it's like taxpayer funding for stadiums. It's why I have to drive all the fark way out to the suburbs for work, because warren county gave companies a bunch of nebulous "tax credits" (that they mostly sold for cash).
 
2012-12-04 10:32:56 PM

DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six hours a day. I real ...


oh, and what industry are you in? cincy is growing again.
 
2012-12-04 10:33:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.

And then fries it for dinner

/original recipe


With ONIONS.

/Onion article is parody.
 
2012-12-04 10:38:11 PM

Gyrfalcon: mittromneysdog: sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.

I was thinking something more along the lines of haloperidol.

F*ck that. Use arsenic.


I second that motion
 
2012-12-04 10:44:51 PM

IlGreven: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.

And then fries it for dinner

/original recipe

With ONIONS.

/Onion article is parody.


I know... what's your point?

/if Turd isn't bound by reality, why should I limit my insults to the merely factual?
 
2012-12-04 10:56:17 PM

SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six hours a day. ...


I'm a technical writer, editor, and training developer. I know that's a lot of hats, but I have been really thankful for all of them. I haven't really looked in Cincinnati because of I-75. Of course, most of the work is supposed to be finished by the end of 2013. I still would prefer to take a train. On a train, the time is yours. Every minute behind a wheel is stolen time to me.
 
Ab3
2012-12-04 10:57:25 PM
Ok... I am hearing from some places when Ted's name comes up that the pants crapping story was false that he was 4-f due to hearing.

Any truth to day?

I prefer to think of him as a chicken hawk but...
 
2012-12-04 11:02:39 PM

DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six hours ...


You a family man? if not, then downtown or NKY might be an option. (you can raise a family downtown, but lots of people don't want to, so I ask). Kroger's HQ is here, as is Procter and Gamble, Macy's etc. We have the new casino opening next year, and have some startups going on too.

I know being upside down on the home sucks, but your time is worth more than that. I don't have any solutions, but maybe rent it? what about those federal programs to help out mortgages in that situation?
 
2012-12-04 11:07:28 PM
So, when is this dude going to die or be in jail?

I'm anxiously awaiting results.
 
2012-12-04 11:08:37 PM

SuperT: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

really? and when the capital classes figure out they don't have to worry about the proles voting against them if they hold the economy(their jobs) hostage? You thought "vote for X or it will be bad for our company" was sketchy, imagine giving them not only a quasi legal way to do that, but a way to ensure their opposition can't vote at all.

what then? This idea that a person has no worth unless they have wealth, and then denying them opportunity to make it, is twisted.

Soon there will be a time when there simply is not enough human necessary labor to go around, what then? do we dig holes and fill them in everyday just to justify living?


and that is any better than people voting for those that give the poor more entitlements & welfare how?

Doc Lee: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

Republicans would never win an election. There's plenty of welfare the redcoats receive but don't know they receive. The big ones are in the form of Medicare and Medicaid rural and disproportionate share programs, S-CHIP, and farm subsidies. I'm fully in favor of eliminating these programs for the redcoat states temporarily. It's the only way they are going to come to the realize just how much they rely on the rest of the country for support. As it stands now, the redcoats believe they are out there on their own. Let them have a taste of being truly on their own. Let them eat cake for awhile.

Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.



With Democrats being the majority on welfare & Government handouts... how would this be?

 
2012-12-04 11:17:00 PM

vegasj: SuperT: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

really? and when the capital classes figure out they don't have to worry about the proles voting against them if they hold the economy(their jobs) hostage? You thought "vote for X or it will be bad for our company" was sketchy, imagine giving them not only a quasi legal way to do that, but a way to ensure their opposition can't vote at all.

what then? This idea that a person has no worth unless they have wealth, and then denying them opportunity to make it, is twisted.

Soon there will be a time when there simply is not enough human necessary labor to go around, what then? do we dig holes and fill them in everyday just to justify living?

and that is any better than people voting for those that give the poor more entitlements & welfare how?

Doc Lee: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

Republicans would never win an election. There's plenty of welfare the redcoats receive but don't know they receive. The big ones are in the form of Medicare and Medicaid rural and disproportionate share programs, S-CHIP, and farm subsidies. I'm fully in favor of eliminating these programs for the redcoat states temporarily. It's the only way they are going to come to the realize just how much they rely on the rest of the country for support. As it stands now, the redcoats believe they are out there on their own. Let them have a taste of being truly on their own. Let them eat cake for awhile.

Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.


With Democrats being the majority on welfare & Government handouts... how would this be?


how is it better? are you serious? fark you, move to somallia already you shiat bag.

I'm sure you think you're some sort of super galt, self made Übermensch, well, prove it. Go live somewhere without the support structure of a society. You really think cutting the poor getting welfare is going to fix anything, you have no sense of scale. If you think the poor are the only ones who get welfare, you have no sense period. Entitlements? fark you, my grandfather fought for this country, was his VA care after being wounded in combat an entitlement? he paid into medicare and SS his entire working life, so have I. Is using something you paid for an entitlement? if so, fark you, you piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-04 11:18:48 PM
Ted who?
 
2012-12-04 11:19:26 PM
 
2012-12-04 11:21:29 PM

SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four five to six ...


Thanks for the heads up on those.
 
2012-12-04 11:22:03 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: cameroncrazy1984: vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.

Wait, didn't he say something along those lines? Or am I confusing him with another coward.

Ted Nugent Countdown Clock


Let's not beat around the bush. What he meant was that he was going to make an attempt on the President's life. He's either going to be dead - because the Secret Service would have gotten him during the attempt -or- he's going to be successful and they arrested him.

Personally, I just wish that he kills himself.
 
2012-12-04 11:24:21 PM

vegasj: With Democrats being the majority on welfare & Government handouts... how would this be?


You're not very bright, are you?
 
2012-12-04 11:26:17 PM

DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: DeaH: SuperT: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.

My retired Senator, Voinovich (R-Old School), fought like hell to pass that. He won, too. Then our new governor, Kasich (R-eally good example of the assholes who've taken over the party), fought like hell to keep it out of our states. He did posses enough brass to ask if he could keep the money for roads. Kasich has a lot of buddies in road construction.

I live downtown cinci now. (well, newport, but basically downtown, closer to the ballparks than most of OTR.) the last thing we need is more roads. the first thing we need is a real subway system following the interstates. but you know, that would be growth for the inner city and vitality for the whole area. can't have that.

I live in Dayton. We lost our last Fortune 500 company to Georgia (they offered $100 million in tax credits if NCR would move their WHQ to Georgia - and a heliport for the president who will continue to live in Manhattan). The high-speed rail from Cincy-Dayton-Columbus-Cleavland would have really helped those of us who had to stay because our homes were upside-down. I've been lucky enough to do remote contracts, but I think I am going to have to take something in mid-town Columbus. I am going to be on the road four fiv ...



no problem. Cincy is coming back, we need good people to move here. And to the city too, not the boonies ;)
 
2012-12-04 11:26:25 PM

SuperT: I'm sure you think you're some sort of super galt, self made Übermensch, well, prove it. Go live somewhere without the support structure of a society. You really think cutting the poor getting welfare is going to fix anything, you have no sense of scale. If you think the poor are the only ones who get welfare, you have no sense period. Entitlements? fark you, my grandfather fought for this country, was his VA care after being wounded in combat an entitlement? he paid into medicare and SS his entire working life, so have I. Is using something you paid for an entitlement? if so, fark you, you piece of shiat.


1st, You should calm the fark down spanky.

You are not the only one with a grandfather who fought for the country. Mine did too, actually... all farking 4 of them. My mom's dad, dad's dad, step dad's dad, & step mom's dad. Also uncles have served, 1 of them did 3 tours in Nam... once drafted, then he went back TWICE because he still had friends over there. So, fark you on that.

2nd, WHERE THE FARK DID I SAY CUT OFF ENTITLEMENTS??

I said if ON welfare, no vote... I agreed with that. When people can vote themselves the politician who offers more welfare, they will win by default & will always win as long as they can offer up more handouts.

3rd, who the fark are you calling a piece of shiat you little snot nosed douchebag cum guzzler? You don't know me.
 
2012-12-04 11:28:11 PM

vegasj: 1st, You should calm the fark down spanky.


vegasj: 3rd, who the fark are you calling a piece of shiat you little snot nosed douchebag cum guzzler? You don't know me.


LULZ!

You mad bro?
 
2012-12-04 11:29:04 PM

Fart_Machine: vegasj: With Democrats being the majority on welfare & Government handouts... how would this be?

You're not very bright, are you?


Very actually. I just read that wrong. Been up for 22 hrs now & I'm heading to bed.

Hey SuperT, I read that wrong... I thought you typed 'republicans would win every election' & hit quote, copy and pasted... yadda yadda.

You're still a snot nosed douchebag cum guzzler

 
2012-12-04 11:29:33 PM

vegasj: SuperT: I'm sure you think you're some sort of super galt, self made Übermensch, well, prove it. Go live somewhere without the support structure of a society. You really think cutting the poor getting welfare is going to fix anything, you have no sense of scale. If you think the poor are the only ones who get welfare, you have no sense period. Entitlements? fark you, my grandfather fought for this country, was his VA care after being wounded in combat an entitlement? he paid into medicare and SS his entire working life, so have I. Is using something you paid for an entitlement? if so, fark you, you piece of shiat.

1st, You should calm the fark down spanky.

You are not the only one with a grandfather who fought for the country. Mine did too, actually... all farking 4 of them. My mom's dad, dad's dad, step dad's dad, & step mom's dad. Also uncles have served, 1 of them did 3 tours in Nam... once drafted, then he went back TWICE because he still had friends over there. So, fark you on that.

2nd, WHERE THE FARK DID I SAY CUT OFF ENTITLEMENTS??

I said if ON welfare, no vote... I agreed with that. When people can vote themselves the politician who offers more welfare, they will win by default & will always win as long as they can offer up more handouts.

3rd, who the fark are you calling a piece of shiat you little snot nosed douchebag cum guzzler? You don't know me.


You're a piece of shiat because you're intellectually dishonest. What do you think the last 30 years were if not handouts to the already rich?

you're a traitor to the america your family fought for.
 
2012-12-04 11:30:14 PM

Fart_Machine: You mad bro?



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2012-12-04 11:32:15 PM

SuperT: You're a piece of shiat because you're intellectually dishonest. What do you think the last 30 years were if not handouts to the already rich?

you're a traitor to the america your family fought for.


hahaha... never been called a traitor, that's a good on... wait, that's 'rich'.

you still didn't answer my question, where did I say cut off entitlements?

 
2012-12-04 11:37:56 PM

Gyrfalcon: Keizer_Ghidorah: beta_plus: Corvus: beta_plus: Krieghund: beta_plus: //This is what the French actually believe

The French can't hear you, they're busy with their 5 weeks of vacation and 35 hour work weeks.

You have an interesting idea of what's a vacation:

[blogs.reuters.com image 300x234]

I went to France during the rioting. It was wonderful. They had armed police on many corners. Felt more safe than most of the time in most cities in the US. My wife and I walked alone everywhere.

You are an idiot who has no farking idea what you are talking.

OOOOH! Look at me! I went on a Eurail trip and saw all the historic preserved European downtowns while ignoring their poor suburbs so that makes me an expert on all of the countries that I went to because there is no way class and racial divisions in other countries could differ from America!!

But don't worry, you really are an expert on all that is "European", because we all know the Champs Ellysee is exactly like a Banlieue.

Just wondering: Are you just butt hurt that you got called out on how you don't like living among the poor or are you really that stupid? I'm invoking Poe's law here.

And BTW - So you think a racist police state is the way to run things. Well, at least you are willing to show your true liberal face - I'll give you that.

LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS!

Try looking at the world with your own eyes, listening with your own ears, and thinking with your own brain once in a while.

Can't use what you don't have.


Oh so much delicious tears of liberal butt hurt on being called out on your ignorance of your precious Europe.

Pro-Tip: Sweden & France != All of Europe
Extra Pro-Tip: Your fantasy of Sweden & France != The reality of Sweden & France

/You know what your precious Europe gave the world?
//Ethnic Cleansing, Concentration Camps, and Genocide - and the Godwin kind was just a certain flavor! They have much more than 31 of them!
///Nothing more European than a mile long train full of people to be gassed!
 
2012-12-04 11:44:47 PM

beta_plus: Oh so much delicious tears of liberal butt hurt on being called out on your ignorance of your precious Europe.

Pro-Tip: Sweden & France != All of Europe
Extra Pro-Tip: Your fantasy of Sweden & France != The reality of Sweden & France

/You know what your precious Europe gave the world?
//Ethnic Cleansing, Concentration Camps, and Genocide - and the Godwin kind was just a certain flavor! They have much more than 31 of them!
///Nothing more European than a mile long train full of people to be gassed!


The fark are you talking about? I was speaking in general. Stop worshiping Rush, Hannity, and FOX News so much and look at the real world. And you really need to lay off the sugar, dude, it doesn't help your insane rantings at all.

Also, maybe Republicans should try making a budget of their own instead of filibustering everything they can because of their hate and spite for America. They have the House, and the House's job is to make budgets. They also need to stop slobbering all over the military and cut the defense budget.
 
2012-12-05 12:05:10 AM
Shut up, Ted. You're dead.
 
2012-12-05 12:22:04 AM
Think the right likes him because it gives them someone to point to and say "See my ideas are relatively reasonable!"?
 
2012-12-05 12:29:26 AM

vegasj: SuperT: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

really? and when the capital classes figure out they don't have to worry about the proles voting against them if they hold the economy(their jobs) hostage? You thought "vote for X or it will be bad for our company" was sketchy, imagine giving them not only a quasi legal way to do that, but a way to ensure their opposition can't vote at all.

what then? This idea that a person has no worth unless they have wealth, and then denying them opportunity to make it, is twisted.

Soon there will be a time when there simply is not enough human necessary labor to go around, what then? do we dig holes and fill them in everyday just to justify living?

and that is any better than people voting for those that give the poor more entitlements & welfare how?

Doc Lee: vegasj: I agree on the no voting if you are on welfare...

the rest I'm not sure about.

Republicans would never win an election. There's plenty of welfare the redcoats receive but don't know they receive. The big ones are in the form of Medicare and Medicaid rural and disproportionate share programs, S-CHIP, and farm subsidies. I'm fully in favor of eliminating these programs for the redcoat states temporarily. It's the only way they are going to come to the realize just how much they rely on the rest of the country for support. As it stands now, the redcoats believe they are out there on their own. Let them have a taste of being truly on their own. Let them eat cake for awhile.

Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.
Republicans would never win an election.


With Democrats being the majority on welfare & Government handouts... how would this be?


Are you really sure about that?
 
2012-12-05 12:36:42 AM
The problem is we got a bunch of robots and chinamen doing all the jobs now. And them rich folk don't really like us around anymore.
 
2012-12-05 12:48:01 AM

vegasj: I said if ON welfare, no vote... I agreed with that. When people can vote themselves the politician who offers more welfare, they will win by default & will always win as long as they can offer up more handouts.

3rd, who the fark are you calling a piece of shiat you little snot nosed douchebag cum guzzler? You don't know me.


You don't think people on welfare should be able to vote. You kind of sound like a douchebag yourself (no offense).
 
2012-12-05 12:54:30 AM
Wow, I'm really surprised the Nuge hasn't had the crap beaten out of him for being such a Nazi farkhead.

I wonder if he sleeps with that crossbow.
 
2012-12-05 12:55:10 AM
It's really easy to propose changes that wouldn't affect you in the slightest.
 
2012-12-05 01:15:15 AM

Umeraken Ideut: Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

I vote FOR a tax when it comes up on local ballots, because I know it'll be put to good use. Then again, I'm not an uneducated moron (ie fiscal conservative).


In this last election, I voted for a local measure (didn't pass) that would have raised my property taxes to repair and rebuild several old, crumbling schools. I have no children of my own and don't plan to, but I too am not an uneducated moron. Taxes, and the things they pay for, are part of the social contract. I will happily pay for school improvements because I value education above just about anything else and I recognize the benefit to society, beyond myself.
 
2012-12-05 01:18:16 AM

shotglasss: Taxing the poor is not a bad idea, a small amount like 2% would bring in billions of dollars that Obama wants to desperately to spend on vacations to get the First Beast out of town so that he can eat like a man instead of the cuck she has turned him into.

Revoking voting for those on welfare is fine if they've been on gubmint checks for more than a year. Once they get off my dime they can vote again.


How much would this cost to implement?
 
2012-12-05 01:21:08 AM
I wonder what Ted Nugent thinks about that last vote for the Sportsmen's Act in the Senate.

Y'know, the one where all but one Democrat voted for it, and all but one Republican voted against it...all because a Democrat wrote it?

I betcha he blames those dirty librul cowards for making the Republicans vote against it.
 
2012-12-05 01:24:56 AM

I should be in the kitchen: Taxes, and the things they pay for, are part of the social contract. I will happily pay for school improvements because I value education above just about anything else and I recognize the benefit to society, beyond myself.

  

03.images.fireden.net
 
2012-12-05 01:44:14 AM
Ted Nugent is what happens when you take a redneck, with an already borderline personality, give him lots of money and let him surround himself with only those people who will agree with every single thing he says.
 
2012-12-05 02:13:07 AM

beta_plus: /You know what your precious Europe gave the world?
//Ethnic Cleansing, Concentration Camps, and Genocide - and the Godwin kind was just a certain flavor! They have much more than 31 of them!
///Nothing more European than a mile long train full of people to be gassed!


It's sickening that you sound so happy about it.

It's amusing that you're stuck in 1939 and don't seem to realize it.

(There's been genocide in Europe a lot more recently than "gassings" you know. Maybe you should catch up on recent history)
 
2012-12-05 02:17:55 AM
Ted Nugent Death/Jail Countdown

The clock is ticking Ted. 

On behalf of the state of Michigan, I'd like to apologize for this asshole.
 
2012-12-05 02:42:12 AM
pants shiatter
 
2012-12-05 03:01:00 AM
In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things

Yes, the Brothers of Cock.
 
2012-12-05 03:42:55 AM
I don't know, there's some legitimate merit to denying the right to vote for people on welfare. It's a huge conflict of political interest. A politician promises better benefits, boom, there goes your vote to them if you're on welfare. Nor should they really have any power to affect those of us in the country who actually contribute to it financially. Odds are if you're on welfare anyways, your ability to make decisions is awful.

The rest of what Nugent says is pretty laughable.
 
2012-12-05 03:59:27 AM

whidbey: In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things

Yes, the Brothers of Cock.


That would be funnier if you didn't know that Nugent probably thinks the name is pronounced "co-ch".
 
2012-12-05 04:27:42 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: beta_plus: [derp]

LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS LIBS!

Try looking at the world with your own eyes, listening with your own ears, and thinking with your own brain once in a while.


Objection, Your Honor. Assumes organs not in evidence.
 
2012-12-05 04:47:08 AM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: We are more than $16 trillion in debt today, and estimates are that America will be $22 trillion in debt at the end of this president's second term. If that's not a certifiable, titanic financial disaster, someone please tell the American public what is.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x201]
Here ya go.


Link

Hmm...I see the creepy old f*ck is still writing pedo songs. What do those Bible-thumping wingnuts see in this draft-dodging asshole, again?
 
2012-12-05 05:29:04 AM

Donnchadha: Cyberluddite: Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.

Except, you know, in the last election, when Prop 30 was approved. I can see how that might be forgotten, though, since it was damn near a month ago.

Fark if I know that. I don't live there.


Not only did Prop 30 just get passed, but the CA state legislature can pass tax hikes on their own with a 2/3 majority.
 
2012-12-05 05:30:02 AM
Typical conservative - two faced, pants shiatting coward who whines about paying his taxes. I think it's time we moved past considering such people's opinions.
 
2012-12-05 05:52:21 AM
I'm unclear on his plan here. He wants to take away the right to vote from anyone who doesn't work and he also wants to take away people's ability to not vote. All he'll do is end up with a lot more voters, and they are going to be pissed. How could this plan *possibly* work out?
 
Xai
2012-12-05 06:30:04 AM
Isn't paying to vote something that corrupt countries do?
 
2012-12-05 07:24:47 AM
If I want advice on what is a good electric guitar or what a good hunting bow is I will ask him. He has credibility there.

If not he is just another person with an opinion.
 
2012-12-05 07:37:58 AM

Terrible Old Man: A politician promises better benefits, boom, there goes your vote to them if you're on welfare.


Yeah, politicians never make promises to the wealthy. Or the middle class. Or religious groups. Or gun owners. Or labor unions. Or environmentalists. Or same-sex advocates. Or veterans.

Wow.
 
2012-12-05 07:58:31 AM
Ted Nugent - Real American Hero, Patriot.

i48.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-05 08:33:03 AM
FTA

Raising taxes on the wealthy, closing loopholes and eliminating deductions is analogous to seeing Michelangelo's very first short paint stroke on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and claiming it's a masterpiece.

Sounds like crazy uncle Ted is off his meds again / still
 
2012-12-05 08:36:40 AM

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again,
I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year."

- Ted "Nutjob" Nugent



We're all waiting you piece of shiat.
 
2012-12-05 09:04:23 AM

m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."


Even defense?
 
2012-12-05 09:25:14 AM

kg2095: Are you really sure about that?


Yes.


And I stand corrected with my correction last night. I told you I hadn't slept.

If you do away with voting for those getting government handouts... how will republican never win? MORE Dems are on welfare than republicans. case closed.

Pincy: You don't think people on welfare should be able to vote. You kind of sound like a douchebag yourself (no offense).

None taken. But you really think it is right that people receiving "free" money (via the people who do work & pay the taxes that feed these programs) should be able to vote for their candidate (or vote 'D' across the board) when these candidates promise to give them more "free" money (handouts)?

I don't

 
2012-12-05 09:39:06 AM
Nugent/Trump 2016

This is what conservatives really believe.
 
2012-12-05 09:40:59 AM
In addition to slaughtering the three sacred entitlement cows that consume a vast majority of the federal budget (and I use the term budget generously), let's truly spread the pain around and raise taxes on everyone, including the nearly 50 percent of Americans who pay zero federal income taxes. Those Americans need to have some skin in the game, too. I recommend at least a 5 percent federal income tax bracket for them. The insane free ride needs to end.

This argument is hilariously wrong.

World of Class Warfare
 
2012-12-05 09:43:42 AM

ilambiquated: Even defense?


Yep, everything.
 
2012-12-05 09:49:41 AM

Corvus: You should because it's stupid:

See those tiniest slivers on the right there. Those are what you are talking about. You can never get about 1.5 trillion from 500 billion. People don't understand that the things the GOP are asking to cut are the tiniest parts of the budget.


I wasn't trying to get 1.5 trillion. I was just saying that I agree with a 15% cut in budgets across the board. "Your budget was 1 billion yesterday? Ok well going forward it is 850 million."
 
2012-12-05 09:57:23 AM

vegasj: ...when these candidates promise to give them more "free" money (handouts)?


Although this talking point has been thrown around a lot over the last couple of years, can you show any examples of actual candidates campaigning on giving more "free" money to poor people? Not accusations from the opposition. I'm asking for examples of actual promises of free money.
 
2012-12-05 10:44:29 AM
I'm just waiting for the news story where Nugent is killed by his own crossbow.
"He was cleaning it and it went off, shooting himself through the brain, killing him instantly."
"It might have been suicide says one close friend."
 
2012-12-05 10:57:34 AM

ilambiquated: m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."

Even defense?


15% Across the board cuts would generate roughly $520 billion in savings or roughly half of our deficit spending. Taxes must be raised on those that can afford to pay by a bunch just to come close to balancing the budget.
 
2012-12-05 12:54:57 PM

Terrible Old Man: I don't know, there's some legitimate merit to denying the right to vote for people on welfare. It's a huge conflict of political interest. A politician promises better benefits, boom, there goes your vote to them if you're on welfare. Nor should they really have any power to affect those of us in the country who actually contribute to it financially. Odds are if you're on welfare anyways, your ability to make decisions is awful.
The rest of what Nugent says is pretty laughable.


Conflicting political interests is why we all vote.
 
2012-12-05 02:16:48 PM
"So, what about those who are disabled so they have no choice but to go on Disability because they cannot work? Is Der NugentFuhrer also going to declare them as Unfit and tear away their right to vote as well?

For a guy who screams & whines about the Constitution so much, he sure has some seriously anti-Constitutional daydreams."
 
2012-12-05 02:47:25 PM
Hey Ted - Still working on that whole "dead or in jail" thing? Please let us know.

Sincerely,

Everyone with a brain.
 
2012-12-05 02:57:38 PM

Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


We vote against every tax because we're already have the fourth highest taxes in the entire country. We're broke because every stupid idea ever imagined is given funding via the initiative process. Unlike your typical Californian, I understand basic math, so I vote against all those funding initiatives. Unfortunately, I am vastly outnumbered.
 
2012-12-05 07:15:48 PM
Has anyone mentioned the metric f*cktons of Tea Party people that will be on their asses and maybe even dying in the gutter, if Ted Loogy got his way?

No Social Security
No Medicaid
No Medicare

This does not happy the kitty.

Why are the Republicans trying to kill their own constituency?
 
2012-12-05 07:19:00 PM

vegasj: kg2095: Are you really sure about that?

Yes.


And I stand corrected with my correction last night. I told you I hadn't slept.

If you do away with voting for those getting government handouts... how will republican never win? MORE Dems are on welfare than republicans. case closed.Pincy: You don't think people on welfare should be able to vote. You kind of sound like a douchebag yourself (no offense).
None taken. But you really think it is right that people receiving "free" money (via the people who do work & pay the taxes that feed these programs) should be able to vote for their candidate (or vote 'D' across the board) when these candidates promise to give them more "free" money (handouts)?

I don't


I like how your blog sources itself for the information and considers Unemployment the same as welfare.
 
2012-12-05 07:38:21 PM

vegasj: kg2095: Are you really sure about that?

Yes.


And I stand corrected with my correction last night. I told you I hadn't slept.

If you do away with voting for those getting government handouts... how will republican never win? MORE Dems are on welfare than republicans. case closed.Pincy: You don't think people on welfare should be able to vote. You kind of sound like a douchebag yourself (no offense).
None taken. But you really think it is right that people receiving "free" money (via the people who do work & pay the taxes that feed these programs) should be able to vote for their candidate (or vote 'D' across the board) when these candidates promise to give them more "free" money (handouts)?

I don't


I'm not going to just take your word for that. Where's your cite?
 
2012-12-05 08:17:29 PM

Kittypie070: Has anyone mentioned the metric f*cktons of Tea Party people that will be on their asses and maybe even dying in the gutter, if Ted Loogy got his way?

No Social Security
No Medicaid
No Medicare

This does not happy the kitty.

Why are the Republicans trying to kill their own constituency?


They'll sacrifice their own in a heartbeat to get what they want, and then they'll blame Obama and Democrats for it. That's how Republicans work.

Personally I hope they start eating their own. Darwin's likely chomping at the bit to remove these defects from the gene pool.
 
2012-12-06 06:08:05 PM
I thought that dumb SOB was supposed to die if Obama won ... well I'm waiting.
 
2012-12-08 06:19:03 AM
Maybe it SHOULD happy the kitty to watch the GOP kill their own.

I'm sick of them.

/shiatty day, now cannot sleep, 3f*ckingAM local time
 
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