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(Washington Times)   Ted Nugent's plan to save us from "Fedzillacrats"? Kill SS, Medicare and Medicaid, raise taxes on the poorest 50%, and revoke the right to vote for anyone on welfare. In other news, someone still pays Ted Nugent to express opinions on things   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 247
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2012-12-04 04:54:21 PM  
When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.
 
2012-12-04 05:00:45 PM  
He's a secret democrat, isn't he?
 
2012-12-04 05:01:42 PM  
Hey Ted... is that a load in your pants, or is it just a day ending in Y?
 
2012-12-04 05:10:43 PM  

browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.


By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.
 
2012-12-04 05:13:11 PM  
Fine. Kill Social Security and other entitlements. But first pay me every cent I put in to any of them, plus interest. Otherwise it's just stealing, Ted. That's against the Ten Commandments that you love so dearly, you farking tool.
 
2012-12-04 05:17:58 PM  
And the GOP reverse-Robin Hood continues. Steal from the poor to give to the rich, that is the GOP economic plan.
 
2012-12-04 05:19:37 PM  
I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.
 
2012-12-04 05:22:10 PM  
This is bad news...for anyone living in the red states.
 
2012-12-04 05:22:56 PM  
We are more than $16 trillion in debt today, and estimates are that America will be $22 trillion in debt at the end of this president's second term. If that's not a certifiable, titanic financial disaster, someone please tell the American public what is.


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Here ya go.
 
2012-12-04 05:25:33 PM  

vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.


Wait, didn't he say something along those lines? Or am I confusing him with another coward.
 
2012-12-04 05:36:24 PM  
what does he suggest we do with the corpses of the poor and elderly?
 
2012-12-04 05:38:48 PM  

FlashHarry: what does he suggest we do with the corpses of the poor and elderly?


He is an advocate of eating what you kill.
 
2012-12-04 05:40:04 PM  
Did he say this from jail or beyond the grave?
 
2012-12-04 05:43:59 PM  

oldernell: Did he say this from jail or beyond the grave?


You didn't think a chickensh*t like that would actually follow through on any of his childish threats, did you?

/the f*cking retarded pantssh*tting crybaby
 
2012-12-04 05:44:08 PM  
FEDZILLA EXISTS

TIME TO CRAP MY PANTS AGAIN
 
2012-12-04 05:46:38 PM  
No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.
 
2012-12-04 05:47:42 PM  
Exactly. They want less people involved in the system. And since, to them, poor == minorities, this is perfect. Less minorities who can vote and more of the right kind of person running the show.

What a joke.
 
2012-12-04 05:48:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: vernonFL: I thought Ted would have moved to Canada or killed himself if Obama won.

Too bad.

Wait, didn't he say something along those lines? Or am I confusing him with another coward.


Ted Nugent Countdown Clock
 
2012-12-04 05:49:09 PM  
i.imgur.com

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.
 
2012-12-04 05:49:48 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.


A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.
 
2012-12-04 05:51:02 PM  

Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


I get that, but he's talking about FEDZILLA, man.
 
2012-12-04 05:52:34 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


And then fries it for dinner

/original recipe
 
2012-12-04 05:55:25 PM  
he forgot deporting the irish
 
2012-12-04 05:55:30 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Fine. Kill Social Security and other entitlements. But first pay me every cent I put in to any of them, plus interest. Otherwise it's just stealing, Ted. That's against the Ten Commandments that you love so dearly, you farking tool.


How quaint. Because the current Social Security system *isn't* stealing.
 
2012-12-04 05:56:41 PM  

Donnchadha: Three Crooked Squirrels: No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That's insane.

Americans on welfare get to vote for tax increases? I don't have that right. Lucky Duckies.

A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


When I lived in florida we voted for and passed a tax in alachua county to build a new courthouse. Of course it never went away after the courthouse was built.

we also voted for a hi-speed rail line, that never went anywhere.
 
2012-12-04 05:57:53 PM  
I just read the first few paragraphs and then the last. I seriously think that man lost way too many brain cells in his younger days to have written that.

Shut up Ted and go make money off of the fact that you were once a great guitarist.
 
2012-12-04 05:58:05 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 584x311]

Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Would be more amusing if it wasn't an onion article.
 
2012-12-04 05:59:44 PM  
How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...
 
2012-12-04 05:59:54 PM  
can't take him seriously until he lives up to his words, until then he's just another mouth in the crowd yelling at clouds.

don't say you will do x if y happens and then don't do x, it totally destroys your credit (if you ever were credible).
 
2012-12-04 06:01:32 PM  
I like how he opens up his column by using the words insane asylum within the first sentence.
 
2012-12-04 06:01:32 PM  
I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."
 
2012-12-04 06:02:22 PM  
Why not?

Ten Nugent is wealthy enough to not need SS, Medicaid, Medicare, etc, and none of his friends are on welfare. and he certainly wouldn't be caught dead hanging around anyone in the bottom 50th percentile. or the bottom 98th percentile for that matter. and besides, he needs more tax cuts. they're so sweet!


welcome to the Republican Party. Where the ability to think of anyone besides yourself does not exist.
 
2012-12-04 06:03:17 PM  

meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...


His tinfoil hat protects him from the government brain scanners.
 
2012-12-04 06:04:38 PM  
The insane free ride needs to end.

Ha!
 
2012-12-04 06:05:36 PM  
Dear Ted,

You promised if Obama was re-elected you would either be dead or in jail.

We're waiting, buddy.

Love,

chuggernaught.
 
2012-12-04 06:06:17 PM  

Somacandra:
Gotta give props. This man doesn't just fark his chicken. He farks it, punches it, farks it in the ass and then farks his own ass with the lifeless remains.


Got that chicken in a stranglehold, baby!


Corvus:
Would be more amusing if it wasn't an onion article.


Also, this
 
2012-12-04 06:06:35 PM  
Moonies. They're wacky.
 
2012-12-04 06:07:02 PM  
He does understand that trying to collect taxes from the bottom 20% or so actually costs more than what we'd collect, right?
 
2012-12-04 06:07:31 PM  
Remember - you need be taxed at 75% of your income or poor people will come and kill you because you are racist.

/pay up and nobody gets hurt
//This is what the French actually believe
 
2012-12-04 06:07:31 PM  
Coming from a pants shiatting draft dodger, I'd take it with a grain of salt.
 
2012-12-04 06:08:35 PM  

meat0918: How he hasn't gotten a visit from the secret service is beyond me...


He has.
 
2012-12-04 06:08:36 PM  
Somebody enlighten me as to why I should care what this pants-shiatting coward "thinks". Go rape another baby, Ted.
 
2012-12-04 06:09:48 PM  

sammyk: browneye: When you get to this level of crazy, they either desperately need to stop taking drugs or desperately need to start taking them.

By all accounts he has been drug free his entire life. The dude doesn't even drink. Someone needs some LSD in their coffee.


No, that's Nixon Gene Simmons, you dolt.
 
2012-12-04 06:10:15 PM  

m1ke: I feel dirty for agreeing with this one part of his incoherent ramble: "Every federal agency and department should be required to take an immediate, real 15 percent cut in its budget - no funny accounting tricks, but a real 15 percent cut."


Yeah, that actually wouldn't do that much. You could get rid of every government department and it still wouldn't cover the deficit. all of the non-defense department added together only equal the budget for DOD.

Instead of feeling something is a good idea maybe you should research and see if it is firts.
 
2012-12-04 06:11:23 PM  
Taxing the poor is not a bad idea, a small amount like 2% would bring in billions of dollars that Obama wants to desperately to spend on vacations to get the First Beast out of town so that he can eat like a man instead of the cuck she has turned him into.

Revoking voting for those on welfare is fine if they've been on gubmint checks for more than a year. Once they get off my dime they can vote again.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:13 PM  

Dogpants: Somebody enlighten me as to why I should care what this pants-shiatting coward "thinks". Go rape another baby, Ted.


Ted Nugent turned into Harry Reid? I thought only Reid raped babies.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:28 PM  
Still waiting for Fark mods to greenlight an equally relevant political opinion from the drummer of Grand Funk Railroad.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:34 PM  

Donnchadha: A lot of local taxes are voted on by the public -- California is the famous example of this. They vote on any state imposed tax, which never passes, because who votes FOR a tax? and then they wonder why they have no money.


Except, you know, in the last election, when Prop 30 was approved. I can see how that might be forgotten, though, since it was damn near a month ago.
 
2012-12-04 06:12:42 PM  
yes -- raise taxes to 50% on everyone and revoke the right to vote on anyone that
uses any government services -- that includes new business loans and interstate highways.
 
2012-12-04 06:13:02 PM  
The poor are more resourceful and responsible than Ted Nugent ever will be.
 
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