Yeah, we dont have to apologize for dropping the bombs, we gave you bigger boobies to pay with dammit!

nicodass....

Did anyone check out the sidebar? This is NEWS!!!! Fark Fox News in the cornhole, this is where I get my news from now on!

Women who use this can't complain if a guy uses spray on hair.

Excen - Did anyone check out the sidebar? This is NEWS!!!!

And so another surfer discovers the hilarity that is mainichi's waiwai section (=

A 24-year-old French woman apparently writes:

"We French like to shower, but do not bathe as often as you Japanese. That is why our aroma will drive you wild. I have a G-cup breast and will play touchy feely if you buy fast."

smelly panties

WaiWai, Now That's What I Call News!!!

""We French like to shower, but do not bathe as often as you Japanese. That is why our aroma will drive you wild."

The french just make it soooooooo easy....

My personal favorite:

Equating the "intense" odor of the undies with one it would take the average Japanese schoolgirl needs three days to build up, the hack adds that while the smell of Japanese panties is said to be like dried cuttlefish, Americans clearly resemble cheese.

/Yeah, this ain't gettin' posted. . .

Favorite, in a relching, vomiting, sort of way. . .

Remember , 2day is Dec 7, Officially "Slap a Jap" day!

Well, I'm just drunk.

Never trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.

Here's another article:

Orgy Organizers Made Hay--And Love--While The Sun Shined

"It was perfectly natural to have a woman working at either end of your body. You could hear screams of ecstasy coming from throughout the apartment," the participant says.

Wow. I'm at a loss for words. We never hear about this kind of stuff going on. I'm complaining to the New York Times right now, and saying we need more kinky group sex in the news. I don't care if it's not going on, at least hire that Jayson Blair dude back and have him write something up.

It's a nicotine-flavored chewing gum that rode on the winds of the anti-smoking winds belatedly blowing through Japan.

Huh? Ryann Connell, Staff Writer should never try to wax poetic. But props to him for having 3 double consonants in his name.

Umm.. WTF is "Slap a Jap Day?" And how can I get involved or bet on people's results in slapping japs.

Also, do they mean Jap as in "Where were you goddamn Canadians when we were fightin' the Japs?!" or "That JAP (Jewish American Princess) is a total stuck up skank"?

I dated a Jewish American Princess, believe me you don't want the trouble!

Personally, I'm not into smelling women's unwashed undergarments, hot blonde exchange student or not, and especially not for 5000 yen. :P

mizike-
"Slap a Jap" is because today is Dec 7, the anniversary when the Japanese Imperial Navy bombed the shiat outta Pearl Harbour, thus starting WWII.

It`s a racist slur-- you might as well have pick a nig-nog day and kick-a-hymie week.

Man-- you Americans in the US make it tough for us here in Asia sometimes.

I don't know why they bother with the bras that make their breasts look bigger when the current hot women's fashion statement are clothes that look like shapeless burlap bags and legwarmers. pfft.

Lol g0dzilla..... I will petition my congressperson to instate those holidays.

Well, it's "Attack An American" day every day in Iraq, apparently, so by comparison, I guess I'm getting off lightly. :P

I work for Gold Flag and I'm a Nubra Bigger Knockers Spin Doctor.

I suggest a compromise.

Since this is a bra and pantyhose story, why don't we
make it "fap a jap" day instead. Everyone can feel
better about it, and only a few kittens need get hurt.

Wondering if "Air Stocking" comes in different flavors.

Pearl Harbor Day is celebrated on December 8 in Japan, due to the date line.

Trying to take the sting out of an perfidious act of war by giving it a faux-racist name...what, is that one of those blog-things? Like when they faked out google to point to miserable failure?

Pearl Harbor Day is celebrated on December 8 in Japan, due to the date line.

Trying to take the sting out of an perfidious act of war by giving it a faux-racist name...what, is that one of those blog-things? Like when they faked out google to point to miserable failure?

HAHAHHAHA, "fap-a-jap". I rike dis a rot, SeeQuinn-san.

/Fap me, I'm a Jap :)

Gromky

Once again, your head is up your arse. Dec 8 is not "celebrated" at all in Japan. There is barely a mention of it on the news. The Japanese consider WWII ancient history, the same the US feels about Spain or the French-Indian War.

Yes, the Attack on Pearl Harbour occurred pre-dawn on December 8 JST, but it is not celebrated today. I`ve met Japanese veterans from that attack-- they would rather move on with their lives.

g0dzilla


I bet they would.

uh, gOdzilla,

"Slap a Jap" is because today is Dec 7, the anniversary when the Japanese Imperial Navy bombed the shiat outta Pearl Harbour, thus starting WWII.

Perhaps you've heard of a guy named Hitler -- who declared war in 1939?

Pearl Harbor is the event that got the US involved in 1941. Until then, they were happy to watch it from the cheap seats.

Incidentally, miziki Canada was involved in the war in 1939. Five days after the US declared their neutrality.

"Slap a Jap" is because today is Dec 7, the anniversary when the Japanese Imperial Navy bombed the shiat outta Pearl Harbour, thus starting WWII.

Um... you are aware Pearl Harbor was bombed in 1941, while World War II had been going on in Europe since mid 1938... right? Pearl Harbor simply began the US involvement.

Damn straight.

gOdzilla Moral: Don't start what you can't finish.

jraunimo Moral: Don't start what you can't finish yourself.

Another article tells about Japan's hugh trade deficit.....in used panties.

It wasn't much of a World War without the US...

Think you know all about Pearl Harbor?



http://www.independent.org/tii/news/020311Cirignano.html

...if I've had my html revoked.

g0dzilla, Pearl Harbor didn't start WWII, it started US involvment in WWII.

Lesson-Learned : read all posts before replying

Do all these sexual Japanese improvements mean no more spastic confused sex?

No more tying each other from cielings? No more eating each other's shiat? No more bondage? Pinata women?!

NOOOO!!!!

This is what makes Japan a great nation--their inability to engage in intercourse, and the confusion that follows!

If they don't have this, what do they have left?!

Raw fish, a profound hatred for the rest of Asia, ethnocentrism, racism--come on! Now they'll just be the American Deep South of Asia, only with raw fish and microchips!

DOWN WITH WIERD BRAWS AND SPRAY-ON PANTYHOSE!!!

That's what the U.S. gets for forcing Japan to sign a Magna Carta of sorts, several hundred years too late:

Tentacle pr0n and used schoolgirl undies.

And pervects like me. ;)

p.s. although to the U.S.'s credit, at least they sent a cool woman like Beate Sirota Gordon to ensure that Japan's new constitution would not be sexist (unlike the American one :P).

Not that it's helped much in the 'sekuhara' department or lessened the number of train-groping incidents on busy commuter trains to Tokyo. :P

GIS for 'sekuhara'

I dunno about anyone else, but I'd be pretty bummed if i found out a girls perky larger looking boobs turned out to be anything less that what I was drawn in by, what's next? booty enlargers/roundeners? eep

I don't know if this has much to do with anything, but every time I see a busty Asian woman I am surprised.