Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: CygnusDarius: YodaBlues: CygnusDarius: YodaBlues: Wow, not only has the list grown but we've added citation's too. Handy.Can we weaponize it against trolls and Fark IndependentsTM?.Maybe, their shields can't repel firepower of the Derpitude.Well, the Fark Independents doesn't consider a small one-man fact to be any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. An analysis of the plans provided by mrshowrules has demonstrated a weakness in their arguments. But the approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down their derp and skim the herp to this point. The target area is only eight years wide. It's the George W. Bush term, right below Obama's first term. The term leads directly to the Reagan Cult. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy their talking points. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The Cult is fact-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.That's impossible, even with a computer.(seriously, we've all got computers and we've been trying like hell but we haven't made a dent)
Supes: Britney Spear's Speculum: how the LOPCATGOPATA got linkifiedThe question is, how can we help finish off links in the list? mrshowrules doesn't have an e-mail address in his profile, and I don't want to research too many of the missing items unless I know it won't be lost in the Fark abyss.Here's a start though:Fox Polling - http://www.fark.com/comments/7351773The Associated Press - http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/11/17/ap-turns-heads-devoting-rep orters-palin-book-fact-check/Astrophysicists - http://www.fark.com/comments/7361454/I'll do some more once we confirm mrshowrules is watching...
Silverstaff: The modern GOP was a hideous chimera, a coalition forged 30 years ago as an unholy alliance between three separate factions:1. The Religious Right. Those Christian fundamentalists who want an Evangelical Christian theocracy in the USA. They want Islam banned, and Christianity as the state religion of the USA. Banning abortion is priority #1 for these people as an ideological litmus test and a first step in their plan. Remember the book the Handmaid's Tale? Yeah, that's what these folks really want.2. The Pseudo-Libertarians/Pseudo-Objectivists: Two somewhat overlapping factions I'm listing as one because they're so similar. They want the Federal government virtually dismantled. They want everything privatized, and Federal taxes virtually eliminated. Some do it out of pure ideological worship of Ayn Rand, others do it out of this idea that "Big Government" is somehow inherently evil. They want lower taxes, fewer/no regulations, and much smaller government, either so their own companies can make big profits or so they can live their lives without having anybody tell them what to do.3. Warhawks. More like chickenhawks. They are built on the idea that aggressive foreign policy, zealous patriotism and blind loyalty to the stars and stripes is the way to go. Wave the flag and play some Lee Greenwood music and they'll do whatever you say as long as it involves blowing up brown people. Most of them have never served, even if many of them had the chance. They'll go along with anything if they think it involves blowing up Muslims, distrusting Mexicans and talking about how great America is. They are deathly afraid of "communism" and "socialism" since they grew up in the Cold War and were indoctrinated to think ...
Minarets: mrshowrules: List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short):Oh joy it has links now!
mrshowrules: List of People Conspiring Against the GOP, and therefore, America (LOPCATGOPATA for short):Liberals LinkDemocrats LinkSocialists LinkCommunity Organizers LinkGeologists LinkBiologists LinkMeteorologists LinkClimatologists LinkAtheists LinkMuslims LinkJews LinkSatan LinkABC LinkNBC LinkCNN LinkCBS LinkPBS LinkAll of cable news except FNCThe New York TimesThe LA TimesThe Washington PostThe Associated Press LinkReutersBBCThe GuardianBlack PeopleMexicansHuman Rights ActivistsSCOTUSEuropeMovie IndustryTelevision IndustryEnvironmentalistsACLUThe United NationsLabor Unions LinkCollegesTeachers (including kindergarten teachers) LinkProfessorsACORN LinkPlanned Parenthood LinkNational Endowment for the Arts LinkFashion Industry LinkGaysJudges LinkNPR LinkPaleontologistsAstrophysicists LinkMuseums (*except Creationism Museum)WHOWTOInflated tires LinkThe Honolulu Advertiser LinkThe Star Bulletin LinkTeletubbies LinkSponge Bob and Patrick LinkNobel Prize Committee LinkUS Census Bureau LinkNOAA LinkSesame Street LinkComic Books LinkLittle Green Footballs LinkVideo Games LinkThe Bible LinkCBO LinkBruce Springsteen LinkPennies LinkThe Theory of Relativity LinkComedy Central LinkYoung Peoplewhatever the hell a Justin Beiber is LinkSmall Business Owners LinkMath LinkCPAC LinkNavy SEALs LinkThe EconomistThe Muppets LinkIowa RepublicansLow-Flow Toilets LinkBreast Cancer Screenings LinkChrysler LinkClint Eastwood. LinkRobert Deniro LinkTom Hanks LinkGlenn Frey LinkNorman Rockwell LinkJames Cameron LinkDr. SeusNuns LinkSupreme Court Justice John Roberts LinkJonathan Krohn at age 17 LinkFact Checkers LinkAustralia LinkMitt RomneyRasmussenFox NewsLockheed Martin LinkBureau of Labor Statistics LinkPaul Ryan LinkDebate moderators LinkBen Stein LinkSoup kitchens LinkChris Christie LinkNate Silver (FiveThirtyEight.com) LinkFox Polling LinkUS Postal ServiceAssociated PressHurricanes Link ...
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