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(Houston Press)   Christmas decor? This is how we do it in Texas   ( divider line
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14919 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2012 at 6:06 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-04 06:22:34 PM  
3 votes:

Salmon: How do they do it in San Francisco?
2012-12-04 07:58:12 PM  
2 votes:
Santa should be taking aim at JFK riding in the Presidential car. That would be Texas.
2012-12-04 07:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
My yard art for next Christmas will be Santa and Rudolph in the Alamo,holding off the elves.
Santa will be wearing a coonskin cap(PETA alert) and the elves dressed as Mexican soldiers.
Throw in Frosty cooking up a pot of wild hog chili,without beans,and I'm sure to win first place in the town's decoration contest.
2012-12-04 06:28:11 PM  
2 votes: 

Texas Snowman.
2012-12-05 02:35:56 AM  
1 vote:

Bumblefark: MadAzza: Nobody cares how you do anything in Texas.

How 'bout your mom? Cuz...we do her right.

We do her right.

The other day, she told me, "Y'know, not everything's bigger in Texas."

Now I know what she meant.
2012-12-04 07:26:37 PM  
1 vote:
All the plastic crap you xtians like to hang on your houses/balconies/fences/cars/etc during the month of December comes from China.

It's such a waste of time (to decorate), money (trade deficits), electricity, and shipping space from China. So enjoy that nice glow of holiday decorations while you complain about the U.S. economy, our reliance on foreign energy sources, our debts to countries like China, and the so called war on christmas / christians.

I want to throw all of my neighbors decor in a pile and light it on fire at the end of the street.

2012-12-04 06:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
That's not a duck blind. THIS is a duck blind!
2012-12-04 06:22:50 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: I've encountered a few texans in my life and if it's one thing they all share is the fact they love to tell you how they do_______ in texas. It's typically bigger and better, and always annoying.

We sure as f*ck troll better.
2012-12-04 03:25:38 PM  
1 vote:
Inexplicably, this came to mind:

/Season's greetings, Texans!
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