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(Houston Press)   Christmas decor? This is how we do it in Texas   ( divider line 8
    More: Amusing, christmas, Texas, St. Nick  
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2012-12-04 06:22:34 PM  
3 votes:

Salmon: How do they do it in San Francisco?
2012-12-04 07:58:12 PM  
2 votes:
Santa should be taking aim at JFK riding in the Presidential car. That would be Texas.
2012-12-04 07:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
My yard art for next Christmas will be Santa and Rudolph in the Alamo,holding off the elves.
Santa will be wearing a coonskin cap(PETA alert) and the elves dressed as Mexican soldiers.
Throw in Frosty cooking up a pot of wild hog chili,without beans,and I'm sure to win first place in the town's decoration contest.
2012-12-04 06:28:11 PM  
2 votes: 

Texas Snowman.
2012-12-05 02:35:56 AM  
1 votes:

Bumblefark: MadAzza: Nobody cares how you do anything in Texas.

How 'bout your mom? Cuz...we do her right.

We do her right.

The other day, she told me, "Y'know, not everything's bigger in Texas."

Now I know what she meant.
2012-12-04 06:58:01 PM  
1 votes:
That's not a duck blind. THIS is a duck blind!
2012-12-04 06:22:50 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: I've encountered a few texans in my life and if it's one thing they all share is the fact they love to tell you how they do_______ in texas. It's typically bigger and better, and always annoying.

We sure as f*ck troll better.
2012-12-04 03:25:38 PM  
1 votes:
Inexplicably, this came to mind:

/Season's greetings, Texans!
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