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(ESPN)   Raiders coach Dennis Allen's father dies. His last words were reportedly, "You lost to the farking BROWNS?"   (espn.go.com) divider line 11
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2012-12-05 12:04:13 AM  
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dickfreckle: 4 (count 'em, 4) Raiders fans beat the sh*t out of me in 2000 after I told them to shut up and head for the airport. They were talking so much trash about my team and my city that after 30 minutes or so of being in earshot I just couldn't take it anymore. The Raiders had also broken my quarterback's ankle in the game, and they gloated about that, too.

4 dudes. Against one 5'11, 175lb. guy. They sent me to the hospital in pretty bad shape.

So as a result, I developed a deep hatred for a team I had not had an opinion of prior. But I have to tell you - after the decade you guys have had, starting with your center freaking out in Tijuana, I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

/yes, I know not all Raiders fans are like those guys, but I'm required to hate the Oakland on principle.


Some are decent. I had a landlord who was a Raiders fan and he's actually a decent guy. I also had some Raiders fans stop and give my car a jump (and they smoked me out while we were doing that) in Mission Bay while I had a Chargers hat on.

They're not all evil. Some of them, yes, but at least they're not NJ Devils fans.
2012-12-04 11:24:57 PM  
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: According to a rumor I just made up, John Madden is coming out of retirement to coach the Raiders. Discuss.


Even now as the perceived doddering old coot, I'd still take him over Joe Bugel, Lane Kiffin, Hue Jackson or Norv Turner.
2012-12-04 10:47:30 PM  
1 votes:
According to a rumor I just made up, John Madden is coming out of retirement to coach the Raiders. Discuss.
2012-12-04 08:12:31 PM  
1 votes:
4 (count 'em, 4) Raiders fans beat the sh*t out of me in 2000 after I told them to shut up and head for the airport. They were talking so much trash about my team and my city that after 30 minutes or so of being in earshot I just couldn't take it anymore. The Raiders had also broken my quarterback's ankle in the game, and they gloated about that, too.

4 dudes. Against one 5'11, 175lb. guy. They sent me to the hospital in pretty bad shape.

So as a result, I developed a deep hatred for a team I had not had an opinion of prior. But I have to tell you - after the decade you guys have had, starting with your center freaking out in Tijuana, I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

/yes, I know not all Raiders fans are like those guys, but I'm required to hate the Oakland on principle.
2012-12-04 07:29:38 PM  
1 votes:
I know you guys are all butthurt over my Brownies' 2 game win streak. Hate on, hate on
2012-12-04 07:26:55 PM  
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: ShamWowofDamocles: Orgasmatron138: Pro Football Weekly is reporting that Gruden is in talks to coach the Raiders.

Let me give you a transcript of those talks....

Raiders: Hey Jon, wanna coach the Raiders again?

Jon: Fark no.

Raiders: Ok then, nice talking to you.

Lies. He didn't say 'that guy' even once.


Hey Jon, you interested in coaching an NFL football team again?

Yes ...click....

Hello? Jon?
2012-12-04 07:22:00 PM  
1 votes:

ShamWowofDamocles: Orgasmatron138: Pro Football Weekly is reporting that Gruden is in talks to coach the Raiders.

Let me give you a transcript of those talks....

Raiders: Hey Jon, wanna coach the Raiders again?

Jon: Fark no.

Raiders: Ok then, nice talking to you.


Lies. He didn't say 'that guy' even once.
2012-12-04 07:06:47 PM  
1 votes:

Orgasmatron138: Pro Football Weekly is reporting that Gruden is in talks to coach the Raiders.


Let me give you a transcript of those talks....

Raiders: Hey Jon, wanna coach the Raiders again?

Jon: Fark no.

Raiders: Ok then, nice talking to you.
2012-12-04 05:48:52 PM  
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: /game was blacked out here in Oaksterdam


Thank god for small miracles.
2012-12-04 05:37:02 PM  
1 votes:
Checked this out on Snopes, it's true.



/browns won
/game was blacked out here in Oaksterdam
2012-12-04 05:27:55 PM  
1 votes:
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