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(Seattle Times)   You've come up with a 15-point plan to get your wife hooked on meth. Step 1: spike her cigarettes. Step 2 thru Step 14: ? Step 15: Profit   ( divider line
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2012-12-04 02:19:01 PM  
7 votes:
From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.
2012-12-04 02:45:07 PM  
3 votes:
You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.
2012-12-04 02:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
Moving to Bremerton was actually Step 1.
2012-12-04 02:19:42 PM  
2 votes:

ChipNASA: The answer is always "C"

I know it doesn't make sense......BUT ON METH IT DOES!
2012-12-04 10:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
A 15 point plan from a meth head? That would be something like:

1. (Actual step)
2. YEAH!
3. YEAH!
4. YEAH!
5. YEAH!
6. YEAH!
7. YEAH!
8. YEAH!
9. YEAH!
10. YEAH!
11. YEAH!
12. YEAH!
13. YEAH!
14. YEAH!
2012-12-04 05:02:40 PM  
1 vote:

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.

Surviving your house exploding is somewhere in the 180 range. 160 range if you're going by Portland standards.
2012-12-04 04:32:36 PM  
1 vote:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: /ex-meth user

10 years use, 5 years clean.

You forgot to mention the unplanned masturbation marathons.
Sex addiction is probably not real, .... but on meth it is!
2012-12-04 03:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
Steps 2 thru 14:
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2012-12-04 03:04:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised step 1 didn't involve getting her addicted to marijuana first...marijuana being the notorious 'gateway drug' that it is, then the meth part would be a natural next step. maybe brownies first, then the vaporizer... ease her into it... boom. meth.

also, lyrics, man...

Meth, I hear you callin'
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playin'
And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Meth what can I do? Meth what can I do?
2012-12-04 03:01:42 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: 1. Make meth-laden cigarette

2. Trick wife into smoking afformentioned cigarette.

What were the other 13 points in the 15 point plan?

3) Shoot meth.
4) Steal shiat.
5) Shoot meth.
6) Pimp wife out.
7) Shoot meth.
8) Pimp self out.
9) Shoot meth.
10) Steal shiat.
11) Shoot meth.
12) Pimp wife out again.
13) Shoot meth.
14) Gay for pay.
15) Wait, what day is it?
2012-12-04 02:56:08 PM  
1 vote:
I had a neighbor that would do that to his wife on the weekends.
Slip it in her morning coffee.
She would be cleaning house all day.
On Sunday's after coffee he would turn on the charm and they would fark till noon.

true story.
2012-12-04 02:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
Their misery makes me feel oddly superior. Wait was that the intended effect?
2012-12-04 02:29:13 PM  
1 vote:
Instead of meth, put ricin in the cig.
2012-12-04 02:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
he man had reportedly told friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth.

The farking downfall of journalism... call the friends get the plan and print the plan, best part of the story right there.
2012-12-04 02:19:36 PM  
1 vote:
20 years old and married? There's your first problem.
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