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(Seattle Times)   You've come up with a 15-point plan to get your wife hooked on meth. Step 1: spike her cigarettes. Step 2 thru Step 14: ? Step 15: Profit   (blogs.seattletimes.com ) divider line
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2012-12-04 02:19:36 PM  
6 votes:
20 years old and married? There's your first problem.
2012-12-04 02:24:17 PM  
2 votes:

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.


Step 1- Start digging, never stop.

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2012-12-04 02:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
he man had reportedly told friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth.

The farking downfall of journalism... call the friends get the plan and print the plan, best part of the story right there.
2012-12-04 02:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.
2012-12-04 10:12:19 PM  
1 vote:
A 15 point plan from a meth head? That would be something like:

1. (Actual step)
2. YEAH!
3. YEAH!
4. YEAH!
5. YEAH!
6. YEAH!
7. YEAH!
8. YEAH!
9. YEAH!
10. YEAH!
11. YEAH!
12. YEAH!
13. YEAH!
14. YEAH!
15. SHIAT NEED METH NEED METH!
2012-12-04 05:10:36 PM  
1 vote:
Jon iz teh kewl

Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.

only if you're around other people. who bothers with that shiat


Because nobody uses/abuses drugs in the 17-26 year range, in college or at parties.
2012-12-04 04:22:28 PM  
1 vote:
Jon iz teh kewl
Random Anonymous Blackmail: SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user

what's the point in binge drinking alcohol if it has no effect
save money and buy kool aid


Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.
2012-12-04 04:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user
2012-12-04 03:15:33 PM  
1 vote:

satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!


fringepedia.net

Wonderful!
2012-12-04 03:04:56 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised step 1 didn't involve getting her addicted to marijuana first...marijuana being the notorious 'gateway drug' that it is, then the meth part would be a natural next step. maybe brownies first, then the vaporizer... ease her into it... boom. meth.

also, lyrics, man...

Meth, I hear you callin'
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playin'
And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Meth what can I do? Meth what can I do?
2012-12-04 03:01:21 PM  
1 vote:

Guns n' Farkin Roses: You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.


you make it Nazi world sound fun, stop it
2012-12-04 02:52:27 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe it was his own clever way of getting her to lose weight.
2012-12-04 02:45:07 PM  
1 vote:
You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.
2012-12-04 02:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

tuxq: Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.

Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...


Adderall upload.wikimedia.org

Meth upload.wikimedia.org

Not really any room for anything between these two structures, and I am a chemist.

/Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine
2012-12-04 02:32:11 PM  
1 vote:
That cigg must have tasted wonderful, and by wonderful i mean disgusting
2012-12-04 02:24:39 PM  
1 vote:
He was 5 cigs into his pack when he hatched this cunning scheme.
 
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