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(Seattle Times)   You've come up with a 15-point plan to get your wife hooked on meth. Step 1: spike her cigarettes. Step 2 thru Step 14: ? Step 15: Profit   (blogs.seattletimes.com) divider line 83
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2012-12-04 03:30:11 PM
She said that Saturday, while they were at the house with their two children, her husband had offered her a cigarette. She said that when she started "freaking out," her husband told her he had put meth in the cigarette.

/on meth it is
// Better article
 
2012-12-04 03:31:32 PM
Godfarking dammit. Gotta screw with my Tuesday don't ya subby.

/thought moving from Seattle to B-town for a few 15 years for the cheap home prices ago with an ex was a good idea.

I was wrong. That was a very expensive move. 
around anywhere. Seattle was more fun to party with.
 
2012-12-04 03:32:26 PM
Steps 2 thru 14:
imgs.sfgate.com
 
2012-12-04 03:47:51 PM

That Guy...From That Show!: Zeb Hesselgresser: Guns n' Farkin Roses: You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.

you make Nazi world sound fun, stop it

The fact that Hitler's doctor was injecting into Hitler what he called Vitamultin but was found to contain methamphetamine made Hitler's world fun, for a while. Its effect on his mind most likely helped screw up his thinking enough to make it easier to end the war more quickly.

It's trivially easy to get a meth addict off on a line of thinking and he'll run with it and build up extremely complicated reasoning to support that line of thinking..


I'm familiar. I lived in a condo, side by side with a couple of them. They were in a constant state of remodeling their place, in between bull session of solving the worlds problems. My headboard was on the wall of their living room. It was interesting; the dude abides. Not quite as interesting as Acid and Clown music though.
 
2012-12-04 03:52:58 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!

i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations
strange how no one talks about the good legal chemicals and focuses only on the ones that cause horrendous damage (MDPV)


Holy shiat, that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen you type.

And that explains a lot about your posting history and POV.
 
2012-12-04 03:58:59 PM
what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?
 
2012-12-04 04:00:28 PM

Elegy: Jon iz teh kewl: satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!

i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations
strange how no one talks about the good legal chemicals and focuses only on the ones that cause horrendous damage (MDPV)

Holy shiat, that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen you type.

And that explains a lot about your posting history and POV.


no it doesn't.
and what's wrong with my posting history
it's perfectly cromulent (gay)
 
2012-12-04 04:06:28 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: Elegy: Jon iz teh kewl: satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!

i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations
strange how no one talks about the good legal chemicals and focuses only on the ones that cause horrendous damage (MDPV)

Holy shiat, that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen you type.

And that explains a lot about your posting history and POV.

no it doesn't.
and what's wrong with my posting history
it's perfectly cromulent (gay)


Well, judging by your past work, I've always assumed you had Aspergers or were otherwise autismal.

Take heart - pseudomethhead is a step up the functioning ladder. There IS hope of one day functioning normally...
 
2012-12-04 04:10:36 PM

Elegy: Jon iz teh kewl: Elegy: Jon iz teh kewl: satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!

i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations
strange how no one talks about the good legal chemicals and focuses only on the ones that cause horrendous damage (MDPV)

Holy shiat, that's the most coherent thing I've ever seen you type.

And that explains a lot about your posting history and POV.

no it doesn't.
and what's wrong with my posting history
it's perfectly cromulent (gay)

Well, judging by your past work, I've always assumed you had Aspergers or were otherwise autismal.

Take heart - pseudomethhead is a step up the functioning ladder. There IS hope of one day functioning normally...


cool i'm just trying to FIT IN
GIMME A BIG GUN
I MEAN HUG

*gunshot*

lawenforcer.net
 
2012-12-04 04:12:13 PM
SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user
 
2012-12-04 04:14:20 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user


what's the point in binge drinking alcohol if it has no effect
save money and buy kool aid
 
2012-12-04 04:21:32 PM

tuxq: Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.

Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...


Adderall did have that effect on me, before I had to stop taking it due to my blood pressure. It had this way of making me want to do the things I needed to do. I miss that sometimes, but I'll live longer this way.
 
2012-12-04 04:22:28 PM
Jon iz teh kewl
Random Anonymous Blackmail: SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user

what's the point in binge drinking alcohol if it has no effect
save money and buy kool aid


Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.
 
2012-12-04 04:32:36 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: /ex-meth user


10 years use, 5 years clean.

You forgot to mention the unplanned masturbation marathons.
Sex addiction is probably not real, .... but on meth it is!
 
2012-12-04 04:34:58 PM
Step 15: Call Saul.
Step 16: Profit
 
2012-12-04 04:35:33 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Jon iz teh kewl
Random Anonymous Blackmail: SlothB77

what is Meth like? How addictive is it? Like if i try it once, would I get hooked?

No, but it doesn't take long. It is different for everybody (depending on quality) imagine taking some great muscle relaxers, and feeling awake as 15 espressos will get you, keep that feeling for 18-24 straight hours, until you finally crash.
Great for binge drinking since alcohol has little effect, and chain smoking.

/ex-meth user

what's the point in binge drinking alcohol if it has no effect
save money and buy kool aid

Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.


only if you're around other people. who bothers with that shiat
 
2012-12-04 04:44:47 PM

doczoidberg: Maybe it was his own clever way of getting her to lose weight.


You always gain it back after you get off the Jenny Crank diet.
 
2012-12-04 05:02:40 PM

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.


Surviving your house exploding is somewhere in the 180 range. 160 range if you're going by Portland standards.
 
2012-12-04 05:10:36 PM
Jon iz teh kewl

Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.

only if you're around other people. who bothers with that shiat


Because nobody uses/abuses drugs in the 17-26 year range, in college or at parties.
 
2012-12-04 05:30:01 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Jon iz teh kewl

Alcohol makes you more charming, duh.

only if you're around other people. who bothers with that shiat

Because nobody uses/abuses drugs in the 17-26 year range, in college or at parties.


NEVER!
 
2012-12-04 05:35:52 PM
He's a keeper for sure.
 
2012-12-04 07:24:15 PM
I live in Bremerton, I'm kinda surprised that he managed to find someone in Belfair that wasn't already on meth...
 
2012-12-04 07:37:36 PM
just put it in her coffee and be prepared for 9 hour sex marathon sessions....for awhile
 
2012-12-04 07:51:24 PM

wiredtolain: Instead of meth, put ricin in the cig.


That won't work. Senor Salamanca sees more than you think.
 
2012-12-04 09:05:30 PM
So, was she hot?
 
2012-12-04 10:12:19 PM
A 15 point plan from a meth head? That would be something like:

1. (Actual step)
2. YEAH!
3. YEAH!
4. YEAH!
5. YEAH!
6. YEAH!
7. YEAH!
8. YEAH!
9. YEAH!
10. YEAH!
11. YEAH!
12. YEAH!
13. YEAH!
14. YEAH!
15. SHIAT NEED METH NEED METH!
 
2012-12-04 11:07:16 PM

Guns n' Farkin Roses: You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.


Hell, I'd marry the guy if he did that, as long as I didn't have any plans that day
 
2012-12-04 11:50:50 PM

satanorsanta: tuxq: Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.

Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...

Adderall [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x105]

Meth [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x108]

Not really any room for anything between these two structures, and I am a chemist.

/Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine


It must be that extra tail on the molecule that make meth so much more fun than Adderall. Also, really hard to smoke Adderall.
 
2012-12-05 08:50:41 AM
Meth is pretty farking horrible...why would you want someone else to get hooked?

I forgot where I heard this...but the statistic was only 6% of people that are addicted to meth end up finding long-term (5+ years) sobriety.
 
2012-12-05 11:37:42 AM

solokumba: I had a neighbor that would do that to his wife on the weekends.
Slip it in her morning coffee.
She would be cleaning house all day.
On Sunday's after coffee he would turn on the charm and they would fark till noon.

true story.


How would she not noticed she'd been dosed? "Huh, weird how I always get manic on weekends!"
 
2012-12-05 05:07:17 PM

slayer199: Meth is pretty farking horrible...why would you want someone else to get hooked?

I forgot where I heard this...but the statistic was only 6% of people that are addicted to meth end up finding long-term (5+ years) sobriety.


durr i think u'd find LESS METH ADDICTS if u JUST PAID PEOPLE MORE FOR THEIR WORK
NO ONE CAN LIVE COMFORTABLY AT $9/hr
 
2012-12-05 05:19:06 PM

slayer199: Meth is pretty farking horrible...why would you want someone else to get hooked?


Well in this guy's case I think the answer to that is misery loves company.
 
2012-12-05 08:20:01 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: durr i think u'd find LESS METH ADDICTS if u JUST PAID PEOPLE MORE FOR THEIR WORK
NO ONE CAN LIVE COMFORTABLY AT $9/hr


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