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(Seattle Times)   You've come up with a 15-point plan to get your wife hooked on meth. Step 1: spike her cigarettes. Step 2 thru Step 14: ? Step 15: Profit   (blogs.seattletimes.com) divider line 83
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2012-12-04 02:19:01 PM  
From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:05 PM  
The answer is always "C"
 
2012-12-04 02:19:36 PM  
20 years old and married? There's your first problem.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:42 PM  

ChipNASA: The answer is always "C"


I know it doesn't make sense......BUT ON METH IT DOES!
{;-D
 
2012-12-04 02:21:12 PM  
So his brilliant idea was to come up with a plan that was 10 points more complicated than Romney's? And it didn't work? Color me shocked.

Yeah, I know, politics tab thatta way --> But it was so easy. And right there.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:06 PM  
Moving to Bremerton was actually Step 1.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:22 PM  
he man had reportedly told friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth.

The farking downfall of journalism... call the friends get the plan and print the plan, best part of the story right there.
 
2012-12-04 02:24:17 PM  

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.


Step 1- Start digging, never stop.

pixel.nymag.com
 
2012-12-04 02:24:19 PM  
1. Make meth-laden cigarette

2. Trick wife into smoking afformentioned cigarette.

What were the other 13 points in the 15 point plan?
 
2012-12-04 02:24:39 PM  
He was 5 cigs into his pack when he hatched this cunning scheme.
 
2012-12-04 02:27:20 PM  
better than Romney's 5 point meth-inspired plan
 
2012-12-04 02:28:07 PM  

Headso: he man had reportedly told friends he had a 15-point plan to get his wife addicted to meth.

The farking downfall of journalism... call the friends get the plan and print the plan, best part of the story right there.


Pretty much this.
 
2012-12-04 02:28:59 PM  

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.


Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...
 
2012-12-04 02:29:13 PM  
Instead of meth, put ricin in the cig.
 
2012-12-04 02:30:10 PM  
Wait, a 15 step plan to get her hooked on meth, but only 12 steps to get her off meth?

Something doesn't add up here.

/meth math
 
2012-12-04 02:31:01 PM  
Addicted, abusive, and in jail is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-12-04 02:32:09 PM  

Savian: 20 years old and married? There's your first problem.


I bet the kids were the first problem.
 
2012-12-04 02:32:11 PM  
That cigg must have tasted wonderful, and by wonderful i mean disgusting
 
2012-12-04 02:33:41 PM  
Married a meth addict at 20. Can't you at least try not to fail? Don't make it obvious to the rest of us.
 
2012-12-04 02:34:02 PM  

iheartscotch: 1. Make meth-laden cigarette

2. Trick wife into smoking afformentioned cigarette.

What were the other 13 points in the 15 point plan?


They could have been anything, even including Ancient Aliens.

Really, I've known a lot of meth-addicts and they'll come up with extremely detailed plans to do stuff like commit robberies. They'll have a 100 step plan yet not include obvious things like "don't log into facebook during robbery" and "don't leave identification at the scene"
 
2012-12-04 02:34:03 PM  
Their misery makes me feel oddly superior. Wait was that the intended effect?
 
2012-12-04 02:34:31 PM  
Just like an ungrateful whore to biatch about free shiat!
 
2012-12-04 02:36:51 PM  
So he wanted company remodeling the kitchen at 4 AM?

Leave the drywall alone.
 
2012-12-04 02:38:48 PM  

tuxq: Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.

Lol. Came to say something very similar to this. But seriously, if they could harness the qualities of meth that make you want to be productive, but mildly enough so that you can actually do things, I would take it. Adderall is not quite the ticket -- close, though...


Adderall upload.wikimedia.org

Meth upload.wikimedia.org

Not really any room for anything between these two structures, and I am a chemist.

/Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine
 
2012-12-04 02:42:16 PM  
media.coveringmedia.com
 
2012-12-04 02:44:42 PM  
20 year-old and husband are a combination of words usually associated with intelligence.
 
2012-12-04 02:45:07 PM  
You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.
 
2012-12-04 02:47:22 PM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping


In case she sleeps with her eyes open?
 
2012-12-04 02:47:52 PM  

Treygreen13: From what I've seen of people high on Meth, I'm surprised it wasn't a 212 point plan.


Its simple, really!

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com 

/CSB: I've done meth a couple of times and ended up playing chess and Risk for hours and making complex domino mazes to topple and rube goldberg machines.
 
2012-12-04 02:49:17 PM  
your married, why are you doing meth??
what god forsaken thing are you trying to run away from??
 
2012-12-04 02:52:27 PM  
Maybe it was his own clever way of getting her to lose weight.
 
2012-12-04 02:56:08 PM  
I had a neighbor that would do that to his wife on the weekends.
Slip it in her morning coffee.
She would be cleaning house all day.
On Sunday's after coffee he would turn on the charm and they would fark till noon.

true story.
 
2012-12-04 02:58:42 PM  

satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine


The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better
 
2012-12-04 03:01:21 PM  

Guns n' Farkin Roses: You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.


you make it Nazi world sound fun, stop it
 
2012-12-04 03:01:42 PM  

iheartscotch: 1. Make meth-laden cigarette

2. Trick wife into smoking afformentioned cigarette.

What were the other 13 points in the 15 point plan?


3) Shoot meth.
4) Steal shiat.
5) Shoot meth.
6) Pimp wife out.
7) Shoot meth.
8) Pimp self out.
9) Shoot meth.
10) Steal shiat.
11) Shoot meth.
12) Pimp wife out again.
13) Shoot meth.
14) Gay for pay.
15) Wait, what day is it?
 
2012-12-04 03:03:03 PM  
Meth - not even once, fifteen times.
 
2012-12-04 03:03:27 PM  
Someone put a firecracker in my cigarette once. It hurt. So I broke a pool cue over his head. No one bums cigarettes off of me anymore. Win!
 
2012-12-04 03:03:57 PM  

JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better


so amphetamines are a-ok to take without a prescription then?
 
2012-12-04 03:04:56 PM  
I'm surprised step 1 didn't involve getting her addicted to marijuana first...marijuana being the notorious 'gateway drug' that it is, then the meth part would be a natural next step. maybe brownies first, then the vaporizer... ease her into it... boom. meth.

also, lyrics, man...

Meth, I hear you callin'
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playin'
And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them callin'
Oh, Meth what can I do? Meth what can I do?
 
2012-12-04 03:06:24 PM  

JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better


There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!
 
2012-12-04 03:09:18 PM  

satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!


i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations
strange how no one talks about the good legal chemicals and focuses only on the ones that cause horrendous damage (MDPV)
 
2012-12-04 03:10:26 PM  
No pics? But if the article has no pics, how will I see Faces Of Meth (tm)?
 
2012-12-04 03:10:56 PM  
15 Point plan to get her hooked on meth? I'm sure he will enjoy the prison's 1 point plan to kick a meth habit, detox.

Have fun!
 
2012-12-04 03:13:36 PM  
It's always so nice seeing the hometown in the news.
 
2012-12-04 03:14:08 PM  
I'm having way to much fun imagining this scenario as an SNL skit:

"Honey.....I want you to smoke meth. Seriously, it's awesome."
"Dammit, Cletus, for the last time no! I'm pregnant!"
"Ok, Ok....all right, well, do you at least want a cigarette?"
"Fine."
"NONOTTHEONESYOUHAVEINYOURPOCKETTHISONEI'VEGOTFORYOUHERE!"
".......why?"
"BECAUSE....because I made it for you, wait, no, I mean...because...I want to....share with you...?"
".......Aren't you just the sweetest thing?"
 
2012-12-04 03:15:33 PM  

satanorsanta: JokerMattly: satanorsanta: /Adderall is amphetamine, Meth is methyl amphetamine

The difference of a Methyl group - Awful horrible blindness followed swiftly by death as the chemical soaks into your brain, or delicious delicious beer.

And there's plenty of room, there's all sorts of random hydrogens on that Adderall that could be kicked off to find something better

There is an entire book on it. From amphetamine to ecstasy, meth to mescaline. And more!


fringepedia.net

Wonderful!
 
2012-12-04 03:16:21 PM  
I think this guy might qualify for the prestigious Most Self-Centered, Biggest Piece of Shiat award
 
2012-12-04 03:25:14 PM  
To be fair, the Powerpoint presentation he designed for the plan, I thought was very well put together and a pleasure to watch.
 
2012-12-04 03:25:20 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: i recommend methiopropamine. it's like the euphoria of meth but without the heart palpitations


imageshack.us
 
2012-12-04 03:28:11 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Guns n' Farkin Roses: You are much better off dropping acid into her eyes while she is sleeping and then blasting circus music to wake her up. Then she would know what the world would be doing on Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war.

you make it Nazi world sound fun, stop it


The fact that Hitler's doctor was injecting into Hitler what he called Vitamultin but was found to contain methamphetamine made Hitler's world fun, for a while. Its effect on his mind most likely helped screw up his thinking enough to make it easier to end the war more quickly.

It's trivially easy to get a meth addict off on a line of thinking and he'll run with it and build up extremely complicated reasoning to support that line of thinking..
 
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