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(CNN)   9-year old girls loses weight. This is the lead story on CNN.com right now   (cnn.com) divider line 13
    More: Dumbass, loses weight, childhood obesity, Washington University School of Medicine  
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2012-12-04 05:56:45 PM
2 votes:

ReverendJynxed: Girls loses?

Grammar Nazis sads.


To be fair, she weighed enough to warrant a plural pronoun.
2012-12-04 05:01:56 PM
2 votes:

iheartscotch: Good thing she lost the weight; but, mother of god; if you can't control what your child eats; you suck as a parent.


oh, blow it out your semi colon.

; )
2012-12-04 08:10:33 PM
1 votes:

Tumunga: So, taking Farker's montra of being fat somewhere else, the kid decides to be fat on CNN, loses weight, and now you phuqbags are still making fun of her.

/I get it, she's white.
//someone hurry up and give me the Welcome To Fark thingy
///Phuq it. I'll do it myself...

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Hey, wait just a darn minute mister. You can't welcome yourself to fark...it just isn't done...it's down right indecent...it's bad form.
2012-12-04 06:55:19 PM
1 votes:
So, taking Farker's montra of being fat somewhere else, the kid decides to be fat on CNN, loses weight, and now you phuqbags are still making fun of her.

/I get it, she's white.
//someone hurry up and give me the Welcome To Fark thingy
///Phuq it. I'll do it myself...

www.madmann.com

//// This one's my favorite
// I've always liked the tits.
2012-12-04 06:15:27 PM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Not gonna rtfa.

Safe assumption the parents are lardasses themselves.

Keep feeding your kids Froot Loops and whole milk and twinkies, fatasses.


The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Obvious, because it's too heavy.
2012-12-04 05:27:50 PM
1 votes:
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2012-12-04 05:18:31 PM
1 votes:
The My Little Pony Killer:

By the time she was a year old, Breanna weighed close to 25 pounds.

She was probably getting non-stop calls for shows like Maury as well. She had help getting to 25lbs within a year of being born. Her parents ought to be taken out back and shot for this abuse.


How in the fark does a 9 year old get to weigh 186 pounds? Do they keep her in a feed lot?

In the other hand, I hear children taste like veal and well-marbled meat is easier for old people like me to chew. Why am I objecting? Just print up a relevant milk carton and bring her over here.
2012-12-04 05:17:52 PM
1 votes:

brobdiggy: I know we can all crap on CNN for having this as a "news" story, but it actually IS good news to hear that it happened.

Not too many years ago, our country was in the stage of "You can't tell your child they're fat! You'll hurt their body image and self-esteem! You can only say good things about your kid or she'll be damaged!"

It's a small step in the right direction.


Any larger of a step and we'd have gotten winded.
2012-12-04 05:11:45 PM
1 votes:
cdn10.realitynation.com
2012-12-04 04:59:17 PM
1 votes:

9-year old girls loses weight.


I spilled a container of split-shot sinkers when I was that age. There was no news coverage.
2012-12-04 04:58:31 PM
1 votes:
It's not news.....
2012-12-04 03:33:34 PM
1 votes:
Subby You know how we know you're shiats all retarded?

/ First hint: girls loses weight
// Second hint: CNN
2012-12-04 03:04:15 PM
1 votes:
Their family was not one for a lot of fast food, soda or sugary treats. Bond cooked dinner most nights: fried chicken, roast beef, enchiladas 
 
Try a farking salad.
 
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