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(Outside Online)   The tiny town of Bugarach, France is the safest place to be on December 21, as aliens will emerge from a nearby mountain to rescue humans from the Mayan apocalypse   (outsideonline.com ) divider line 19
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2012-12-04 05:03:03 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Sybarite: Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.

I know I'm hot and all, but I don't understand what intelligent beings who have mastered interstellar travel would find interesting about my anus.


No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, *they* observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded Diogenes' anus with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against it.
2012-12-04 02:14:02 PM  
3 votes:

arcturi.com

That's just silly talk!

2012-12-04 03:43:37 PM  
2 votes:
img823.imageshack.us
2012-12-04 03:13:41 PM  
2 votes:
How long have aliens been living in that mountain? Longer than the French Republic? It's probably long enough that they at least have amnesty. That would make them citizens or at least legal residents. Maybe we should stop calling them aliens at this point and call them Interstellar Frenchpeople or something.
2012-12-04 01:32:50 PM  
2 votes:

media.smithsonianmag.com

It's been done.

2012-12-04 01:30:04 PM  
2 votes:
O little town of Bugarach
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The glowing saucers fly...
2012-12-04 10:02:53 PM  
1 vote:

no clever name here just move along: I'm going to Teotihuacan for the end of the world.
I arrive in Mexico City on the 20th.

Should be fun.


Did you get a round trip ticket, or just one-way?
2012-12-04 05:40:26 PM  
1 vote:
Bugarup?

www.discworldemporium.com
2012-12-04 05:22:23 PM  
1 vote:

Great Janitor: Everyone in this thread is going to look like total asses if this all turns out to be true.


Hey I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. If the world ends on the 21st I'll be here to post an apology.
2012-12-04 04:22:05 PM  
1 vote:
I've been reading this thread and it occurred to me, "hmm, well at least the Farkers have common sense because they seem to unanimously agree that this is all bs." Then it hit me. "The Farkers unanimously agree on something? Surely that's a sign of impending apocalypse!"
2012-12-04 02:54:16 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.

more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!


yes
2012-12-04 02:51:54 PM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

she's just gonna have u arrested for rape


Ohhh, she'll call it rape, but later she'll admit it was just bad sex. ;)
2012-12-04 02:42:35 PM  
1 vote:
www.milesago.com
2012-12-04 02:41:05 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure I want to go with any aliens from Buggerranch. I may take my chances with the Perilous Nuns.
2012-12-04 02:38:53 PM  
1 vote:
It's too bad this is an end of the world thing and not just a rapture thing. At least with raptures you can set up "Take care of left behind pets" businesses and make some money off of it. With the end of the world, you don't even get to do that.
2012-12-04 02:37:14 PM  
1 vote:

Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.


more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!
2012-12-04 02:34:44 PM  
1 vote:

Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.


How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??
2012-12-04 02:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
As the annunaki taught us, these star beings descended on Jacob's ladder, while talking to Benjamin Franklin and causing the destruction of the dinosaurs just before altering our DNA by merging it with their own, ex-TRA-terrestrial DNA. The aliens are why all these divergent global cultures built pyramids, it's definitely not because it's the easiest way to build something tall. The Hopi indians landed at Area 51.

/that's what I've learned watching the History Channel
2012-12-04 02:05:10 PM  
1 vote:
Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.
 
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