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(Outside Online)   The tiny town of Bugarach, France is the safest place to be on December 21, as aliens will emerge from a nearby mountain to rescue humans from the Mayan apocalypse   (outsideonline.com) divider line 109
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2012-12-04 01:30:04 PM  
O little town of Bugarach
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The glowing saucers fly...
 
2012-12-04 01:32:50 PM  
media.smithsonianmag.com

It's been done.
 
2012-12-04 01:49:54 PM  
Star children on the black road to salvation
Children of the forest, child of the Woodstock Nation
You've gotta care for the needs of your planet
Catch the dawn that once was there
First-born atomic generation
Open the door, don't you know that's what it's for
Come on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun
 
2012-12-04 02:05:10 PM  
Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.
 
2012-12-04 02:07:04 PM  

Sybarite: Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.


I know I'm hot and all, but I don't understand what intelligent beings who have mastered interstellar travel would find interesting about my anus.
 
2012-12-04 02:14:02 PM  
arcturi.com

That's just silly talk!
 
2012-12-04 02:20:15 PM  
Good to know.
 
2012-12-04 02:21:34 PM  
Raelians?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-12-04 02:22:23 PM  
This has been so well publicized at this point, undoubtedly the aliens will show up there first.
 
2012-12-04 02:27:39 PM  
If you don't want the aliens to get you, just hang out with the border patrol

bah-dum-tish
 
2012-12-04 02:28:44 PM  
The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.
 
2012-12-04 02:33:29 PM  
"Hey everyone! Stupid is coming to town! Time to make some money!"

I'm OK with this.
 
2012-12-04 02:34:21 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Oh, is that so? We'll see about that.

xfphotos.fredfarm.com
 
2012-12-04 02:34:21 PM  
As the annunaki taught us, these star beings descended on Jacob's ladder, while talking to Benjamin Franklin and causing the destruction of the dinosaurs just before altering our DNA by merging it with their own, ex-TRA-terrestrial DNA. The aliens are why all these divergent global cultures built pyramids, it's definitely not because it's the easiest way to build something tall. The Hopi indians landed at Area 51.

/that's what I've learned watching the History Channel
 
2012-12-04 02:34:44 PM  

Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.


How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??
 
2012-12-04 02:35:30 PM  

bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??


Took a minute.
 
2012-12-04 02:37:14 PM  

Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.


more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!
 
2012-12-04 02:37:40 PM  
Why, in my excitement, I had forgotten that we all have just a couple more weeks to live. So hows everyone planning to spend their final days?
 
2012-12-04 02:38:30 PM  
Metalocalypse??
 
2012-12-04 02:38:53 PM  
It's too bad this is an end of the world thing and not just a rapture thing. At least with raptures you can set up "Take care of left behind pets" businesses and make some money off of it. With the end of the world, you don't even get to do that.
 
2012-12-04 02:39:07 PM  
Is that anywhere near Remulak?
 
2012-12-04 02:41:05 PM  
I'm not sure I want to go with any aliens from Buggerranch. I may take my chances with the Perilous Nuns.
 
2012-12-04 02:42:12 PM  
I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?
 
2012-12-04 02:42:35 PM  
www.milesago.com
 
2012-12-04 02:43:24 PM  
Fark, and I won't have my passport lined up in time

/shoulda got on that while I had the chance
//nice knowing you guys
 
2012-12-04 02:44:53 PM  
Please, aliens are not going down in December 21st to kidnap people.

It's Ragnarok. Get it right.
 
2012-12-04 02:46:35 PM  
What if it's the aliens that start the Mayan apocalypse?
 
2012-12-04 02:46:41 PM  

LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?


she's just gonna have u arrested for rape
 
2012-12-04 02:51:54 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

she's just gonna have u arrested for rape


Ohhh, she'll call it rape, but later she'll admit it was just bad sex. ;)
 
2012-12-04 02:54:16 PM  

Carn: Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.

more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!


yes
 
2012-12-04 02:56:34 PM  

LeroyBourne: Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

she's just gonna have u arrested for rape

Ohhh, she'll call it rape, but later she'll admit it was just bad sex. ;)


rapé rap-eh it's how the french people pronounce it! ask DSK.
 
2012-12-04 02:56:49 PM  

SuperChuck: What if it's the aliens that start the Mayan apocalypse?


Are you referring to the Reptilian's from Mt Shasta?
 
2012-12-04 02:58:58 PM  
I bought myself a new food processor for Christmas. I damn well better get to use it or I'm going to kick a Mayan's ass back to the beginning of their first calendar.

/ITG and all that
 
2012-12-04 03:00:15 PM  
I say we send in Team America to get the Mayans before they get us. Eff yeah.
 
2012-12-04 03:01:22 PM  
Full disclosure. The actual Mayans think this whole apocalypse thing is silly. Just Funnin'.
 
2012-12-04 03:01:36 PM  
Because if I was an alien with a FTL ship looking to "think green" and save a doomed primitive species from a catastrophe, I know that my specimen gathering strategy would be to make a single trip and just grab whoever was standing around a random village in France the day of.
 
2012-12-04 03:01:59 PM  
I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...
 
2012-12-04 03:02:55 PM  

JackieRabbit: Why, in my excitement, I had forgotten that we all have just a couple more weeks to live. So hows everyone planning to spend their final days?


I keep trying to bet every penny I own that the world will still be here on 12/22 but so far no takers. Oh and I'll be driving 12/22 so the drinking will have to happen then.
 
2012-12-04 03:03:44 PM  
videokeman.com

RIP Burt Bugarach
 
2012-12-04 03:04:35 PM  

IAtetheChupacabra: I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...


So they were off by a couple millenia.
 
2012-12-04 03:05:27 PM  

LargeCanine: Full disclosure. The actual Mayans think this whole apocalypse thing is silly. Just Funnin'.


they're SCREWIN WITH US! they KNOW the world's banks are coming to an end. it's called the FISCAL CLIFF and OBMAA can't do NOTHING!!

meaning obama does something
and fixes everything
 
2012-12-04 03:06:52 PM  
Bugarach beats Texas Hold 'Em any day.
www.australiansportsentertainment.com
 
2012-12-04 03:07:18 PM  

Your_Dog: Carn: Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.

more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!

yes


That's why I say "this will only take a second" because anything else is a bonus!
 
2012-12-04 03:09:09 PM  

LargeCanine: IAtetheChupacabra: I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...

So they were off by a couple millenia.


-------------------------------------------------

Yeah, if they didn't see theirs coming (a little early), I'm not so sure I want to place any faith in their "prediction" of ours.

Also, Also, my calendar ends in December. Every December. Oooooooh!
 
2012-12-04 03:13:41 PM  
How long have aliens been living in that mountain? Longer than the French Republic? It's probably long enough that they at least have amnesty. That would make them citizens or at least legal residents. Maybe we should stop calling them aliens at this point and call them Interstellar Frenchpeople or something.
 
2012-12-04 03:16:20 PM  
The solar flare will really pass over Earth and hit Mars.
 
2012-12-04 03:17:36 PM  
I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.
 
2012-12-04 03:24:15 PM  

topcon: I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.


Leap years, dude! You have to subtract a day for every fourth year since leap years were instituted. We're already all dead.
 
2012-12-04 03:27:26 PM  

texdent: The solar flare will really pass over Earth and hit Mars.


what if it hits McPluto

static.tvfanatic.com
mama!
 
2012-12-04 03:33:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Star children on the black road to salvation
Children of the forest, child of the Woodstock Nation
You've gotta care for the needs of your planet
Catch the dawn that once was there
First-born atomic generation
Open the door, don't you know that's what it's for
Come on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun


As a matter of fact I have seen the saucers
 
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