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2012-12-04 03:54:38 PM  
9 votes:
i286.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:32:54 PM  
9 votes:
It's a cat pressure cooker

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 01:37:26 PM  
8 votes:
i253.photobucket.comWife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."
2012-12-04 01:01:04 PM  
8 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 01:11:10 PM  
7 votes:
HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 01:14:13 PM  
6 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

That is the perfect addon for my....

www.insidesocal.com

Need a place for the ref's to check the call.
2012-12-04 12:36:09 PM  
6 votes:
YOU WILL NEVER BE PRETTY

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 02:48:31 PM  
5 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-04 01:18:12 PM  
5 votes:
This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
i.imgur.com
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
2012-12-04 12:59:42 PM  
5 votes:
i1195.photobucket.com

"Hold on, I'm from the future! BEEP BOOP BEEP"
2012-12-04 12:51:00 PM  
5 votes:
Because f*ck you that's why

cdnl.complex.com
2012-12-04 12:42:02 PM  
5 votes:
For the alcoholic in your life.

dl.maximumpc.com
2012-12-04 03:37:49 PM  
4 votes:
www.skymall.com

Hey are you Alex Trebek? Oh sorry. Didn't know you were sleeping on that thing. Are you? I guess not. I mean, why would Alex Trebek be back here in coach, right? He'd probably be way up there in Business class, am I right? I mean Alex Trebek. He's been doing Jeopardy for like a million years. But he doesn't look a million years old. No. He looks just like he did back in the 70's.

I could probably go on Jeopardy and I would win a lot of money. People say I'm smart. Not airplane pilot smart or I'd be up there, driving this thing. But smart. My Drill Sergeant once said "No one can teach me nothing" That's a real quote from an Army Drill Sergeant. I think my problem with Jeopardy is that I would probably forget to phrase it in the form of a question. I'd yell "Toronto!" instead of "What is the Capitol of Toronto, Alex."

So that's why you'll never see me on Jeopardy, Alex. Oh I didn't mean to keep you awake. I just had a couple of cappuccinos in the terminal before take off. Anyhoo, looks like we're getting ready to land, Alex. So where are you going? Beautiful downtown Burbank?
2012-12-04 03:12:45 PM  
4 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com 

That's what every nativity scene needs - some guy farking a sheep.
2012-12-04 02:49:05 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.
2012-12-04 01:28:06 PM  
4 votes:
www.skymall.com

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!
2012-12-04 08:44:14 PM  
3 votes:
So, what happens when you combine this...

25.media.tumblr.com

... with this?

www.skymall.com

Someone with a mixed pet household really has to get on that experiment.
2012-12-04 07:56:48 PM  
3 votes:
How is garden zombie not on there yet?

www.skymall.com 


Blaargh
2012-12-04 02:25:30 PM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

images.flabber.nl
2012-12-04 02:20:26 PM  
3 votes:

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


IF you only knew the POWER of the Dark Setting...
2012-12-04 01:54:11 PM  
3 votes:
i1195.photobucket.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2012-12-04 01:47:34 PM  
3 votes:

naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.


Looks like it seats at least four.
2012-12-04 01:05:49 PM  
3 votes:
Amaze and amuse your friends with MILES O' SAUSAGE MAGIC LINKS! This whimsical twist on the "Endless Scarves" magic trick will have the gang at the dog park be "howling" with laughter and "barking" their amazement! Simply feed your pooch the "magic foam capsule" with his usual meal the night before and the next day, gently remove 500 yards of non-toxic and biogdegradable hotdog links from Rover's anus using the magic of EXPANDO-HANDLE technology, there is no mess! It not only does not hurt or harm your pet's gastro-intestinal tract, IT CLEANS IT! And we all know what that means, fresher breath and no need to deworm.So be the talk of the the dog walk and order MILES O' today. And the best part? When some killjoy tries to rain on your debut, you and Rover have the last laugh as you both shrug and tell the arriving police and ASPCA: "Hey, it's only an ILLUSION!" i253.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:47:52 PM  
3 votes:

ami5000: HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Pairs nicely with one of these:

img.mu.cdn.li
2012-12-04 12:40:30 PM  
3 votes:
When a mason jar is just too classy

www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:35:22 PM  
3 votes:
Still my favorite Skymall item.

www.skymall.com

I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.
2012-12-04 12:28:42 PM  
3 votes:

McBatt: tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.


Are you mocking me?
Do we have toast snobs now?
2012-12-04 12:18:34 PM  
3 votes:
B*tches, I'm from the f*cking future

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:16:45 PM  
3 votes:
lolracist

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 03:22:53 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Prepare now for child spawning season.
2012-12-04 02:43:56 PM  
2 votes:

Tat'dGreaser: Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.

Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.


Yes, it requires that extra 5 bucks a month to make one witty and erudite.

i865.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 01:11:19 PM  
2 votes:
i253.photobucket.comMmmmm! And don't forget to stir it up; there's real PERV on the bottom!
2012-12-04 01:07:33 PM  
2 votes:
www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:59:59 PM  
2 votes:
www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:52:51 PM  
2 votes:
i1195.photobucket.com

Sir, unless you can fit that under your seat we're going to have to check it.
2012-12-04 12:43:51 PM  
2 votes:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


25.media.tumblr.com
Wut choo lookin at?
2012-12-04 12:42:37 PM  
2 votes:
HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
*voice cracking pre-pubescently*  Gorsh Sluggo, I'd really love to stop and give you my lunch money but me and this backpack full of condoms has yet another very important "getting laid" apointment we've got to race to.
 
 
i253.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:39:25 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

If I won the lottery I would place like 20 of these right outside my brother's window.
2012-12-04 12:31:45 PM  
2 votes:
YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF WHEN I SAY YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:26:05 PM  
2 votes:

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.
2012-12-04 12:25:47 PM  
2 votes:

ami5000: [24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Well it's good to see Josh Romney is keeping himself busy.
2012-12-04 12:25:19 PM  
2 votes:
Workin on my pecs while I TFD

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:21:54 PM  
2 votes:
Ok I actually like this one kind of.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:21:27 PM  
2 votes:
For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:19:39 PM  
2 votes:
I entertain myself on flights by writing cartoon captions in the Skymall catalogue.
2012-12-04 12:15:01 PM  
2 votes:
The EZ Jump Rope
24.media.tumblr.com


What in the
2012-12-04 09:50:08 PM  
1 votes:

pizen: HAL, open the pod bay doors right meow.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


i.imgur.com

"I'm sorry, Fluffy, I cannot do that"
2012-12-04 09:20:32 PM  
1 votes:
i bought this a couple years ago off of skymall for my parents, because its ridiculous.

www.skymall.com 

it is in their living room by the piano. my mom crocheted little hats for them to wear.
2012-12-04 07:42:19 PM  
1 votes:

Makh: I'm not so sure I want protein ketchup.


That's like bloody semen, right?
2012-12-04 06:11:32 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
How YOU doin'?
2012-12-04 05:30:29 PM  
1 votes:

Bad Man: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

My wife has something similar. It's called a Backnobber. Actually works quite well.


Isn't backnobber Australian slang for a gay guy?

I heard that in Vienna
2012-12-04 04:04:42 PM  
1 votes:

ndeans: hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]

Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.


W T F did I just look at. You owe us eye bleach for that.
2012-12-04 04:00:43 PM  
1 votes:

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]


Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.
2012-12-04 03:55:58 PM  
1 votes:
Until last week, I have never known anyone that actually bought something off Skymall.

My brother went to Prague last month. All of that time on an airplane did something to his brain because he bought the gigantic wall map. It is taller than any room in his house.
2012-12-04 03:54:47 PM  
1 votes:

brap: MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! [i253.photobucket.com image 380x380]


Your daughters are going to be ever so thrilled when, after purchasing this item, they find that kitty has begun taking dumps in their Barbie Dreamhouses as well.
2012-12-04 03:28:36 PM  
1 votes:
No love for the Captain Pike sauna? My coworkers think I'm nuts now.

25.media.tumblr.com


25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 03:21:03 PM  
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Kind of want the litterbox house. I think MooMoo will look amazing in it.

[bases.roflbot.wigflip.com image 380x380] 

Yep.


i.imgur.com
2012-12-04 03:13:45 PM  
1 votes:
And now I've wasted my afternoon. Thanks, dicks.
2012-12-04 03:08:37 PM  
1 votes:

DeathCipris: kombat_unit: Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!

Are they aviators or wrap-arounds?


You decide:

s9.postimage.org
2012-12-04 02:53:27 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: A new decoration for the piano in the living room.

2012-12-04 02:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
Good god, I thought I was the only one!

My wife and I often fly business-class, which is another way of saying "free drinks" class. By the time she's had her third or fourth cocktail, that's when I start showing her these things in Skymall... complete with sound-effects. The more she laughs, the funnier it gets.

No lie, I've been doing this shiat for years.
2012-12-04 02:43:16 PM  
1 votes:

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


No, that's for those of us who want to masturbate in the shower like a PRO!
2012-12-04 02:39:17 PM  
1 votes:
Finally something to go with the leg lamp

24.media.tumblr.com

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
2012-12-04 02:24:57 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't Skymall the new 007 movie with Daniel Craig?
2012-12-04 02:22:55 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

The secret ingredient is HUMAN BLOOD! Protein Ketchup is people!
2012-12-04 02:22:20 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

One would have to give themselves a reach-around with that.
2012-12-04 02:19:12 PM  
1 votes:

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Could come in handy after watching "Jersey Shore" or "Honey Boo-boo"
2012-12-04 02:18:01 PM  
1 votes:
Cool story bro.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 01:58:51 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.

Looks like it seats at least four.


Fun for the whole family!
2012-12-04 01:54:37 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.


that's because it was "adorable white baby included"
2012-12-04 01:46:27 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


What is exactly is that? Do I use it to rub my own back? Can I stick in my vagoo? How does that thing work man?
2012-12-04 01:37:12 PM  
1 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Um. I...oh dear.
2012-12-04 01:32:18 PM  
1 votes:
i46.tinypic.com

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.
2012-12-04 01:29:47 PM  
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: mahuika: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.

still has that "fresh from the vagina" smell


I just took a sip of soda, you asshole. Thankfully directed away from my keyboard, but Pepsi burns the nasal passages something fierce...
2012-12-04 01:07:13 PM  
1 votes:

ami5000: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]


vis.berkeley.edu
2012-12-04 12:56:05 PM  
1 votes:

LineNoise: 2. There is a cheasier version of skymall on amtrak trains called Travel Mall, which is an even cheasier version of it.


But wait. Hang on. You didn't tell us. Is it cheasier?

(cheesier)
2012-12-04 12:52:23 PM  
1 votes:
For the drunk on the go.

cdnl.complex.com
2012-12-04 12:52:01 PM  
1 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:50:36 PM  
1 votes:
MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! i253.photobucket.com
2012-12-04 12:49:36 PM  
1 votes:
www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:47:36 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.
2012-12-04 12:47:33 PM  
1 votes:
Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:43:28 PM  
1 votes:
Want to humiliate your child?

www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:37:32 PM  
1 votes:
www.skymall.com
2012-12-04 12:36:59 PM  
1 votes:
I got this for BWF

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:35:45 PM  
1 votes:

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.


That's awesome but did you have to take out a small business loan just to afford it??
2012-12-04 12:24:36 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:23:12 PM  
1 votes:
lol

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:19:28 PM  
1 votes:
LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:19:18 PM  
1 votes:
What do I do for a living I said. Modelling for magazines I said.

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-04 12:13:24 PM  
1 votes:
I love Skymall.
2012-12-04 12:12:20 PM  
1 votes:
HELL YEAH MOTHERBLOOKER 

24.media.tumblr.com
 
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