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(Tumblr)   As it turns out, these didn't just look bizarre and hilarious because you were on your third Bloody Mary and cruising at an altitude of 31,000 ft. Ladies and Gentlemen, the best and worst of Skymall   (skymall.tumblr.com) divider line 248
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2012-12-04 02:48:31 PM
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2012-12-04 02:49:05 PM
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A new decoration for the piano in the living room.
 
2012-12-04 02:51:35 PM

Ed Grubermann: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]
A new decoration for the piano in the living room.

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/ I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!
 
2012-12-04 02:51:50 PM
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I know someone who has these on her car. It seriously looks freaky.
 
2012-12-04 02:52:19 PM
 
2012-12-04 02:53:27 PM

Ed Grubermann: A new decoration for the piano in the living room.

 
2012-12-04 02:54:26 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

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My company leased 2 Honda Fits, and if those weren't gay enough, one of the owners bought those eyelash things for one of the Honda's because he didn't think the company logo wrapped on the car made it stand out enough. They lasted about 1.5 days, or one trip down the I25 Corridor.
 
2012-12-04 02:55:31 PM

Ed Grubermann: A new decoration for the piano in the living room.


*snert*
 
2012-12-04 02:56:23 PM

dletter: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

That is the perfect addon for my....

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Need a place for the ref's to check the call.


I just went all human emotion on that one.
 
2012-12-04 02:57:03 PM
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Kinda looks like creepy gf meme...

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

/I bought that dragon ear wrap from thinkgeek.com. I wonder how much SkyMall charges, cuz I got mine for free with points at TG.
 
2012-12-04 02:57:34 PM

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 268x268]Wife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."


there's a reason I've got you favorited. Awesome.
 
2012-12-04 03:00:44 PM
Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!
 
2012-12-04 03:03:08 PM

kombat_unit: Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!


Are they aviators or wrap-arounds?
 
2012-12-04 03:08:04 PM

brap: I entertain myself on flights by writing cartoon captions in the Skymall catalogue.


Oh good. I thought it was just me. Well, no, I didn't, but it's nice to meet a fellow, um, traveler.

"Look dear, more crap!"
 
2012-12-04 03:08:37 PM

DeathCipris: kombat_unit: Irish yoga is racist? I oughta give you Irish sunglasses just for suggesting that!

Are they aviators or wrap-arounds?


You decide:

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2012-12-04 03:10:07 PM

Blushing Wall Flower: Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

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Oh dear god I snorted.


I own two of those and they are the greatest invention in the history of mankind. Seriously.
 
2012-12-04 03:11:15 PM
Back in the day Skymall offered a home distillery for making brandy from wine, of course it's long gone now. I've always regretted not purchasing one.

A while back some other companies were offering one called the Missisipi Distiller, but I can't find it anymore either.

/yes, Missisipi, not Mississippi
 
2012-12-04 03:11:42 PM
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That chair belongs to Bill Brasky.....


BIll Brasky!
 
2012-12-04 03:12:45 PM
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That's what every nativity scene needs - some guy farking a sheep.
 
2012-12-04 03:13:22 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


Where the fark does that go?
 
2012-12-04 03:13:45 PM
And now I've wasted my afternoon. Thanks, dicks.
 
2012-12-04 03:16:04 PM
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2012-12-04 03:19:04 PM

sweetmelissa31: Kind of want the litterbox house. I think MooMoo will look amazing in it.

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Yep*.


*not to scale
 
2012-12-04 03:21:03 PM

sweetmelissa31: Kind of want the litterbox house. I think MooMoo will look amazing in it.

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Yep.


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2012-12-04 03:22:21 PM
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seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!
 
2012-12-04 03:22:53 PM
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Prepare now for child spawning season.
 
2012-12-04 03:28:36 PM
No love for the Captain Pike sauna? My coworkers think I'm nuts now.

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2012-12-04 03:28:43 PM

McBatt: Still my favorite Skymall item.

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I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.


I would totally buy and use this.
 
2012-12-04 03:30:35 PM
I've had an Irish Yoga shirt for years. So it's not only overpriced and ridiculous but completely unoriginal.

Shenanigans!

PS I'm not racist against the Irish, unless that includes Notre Dame fans.
 
2012-12-04 03:32:06 PM
Thank you all. Now my keyboard is wet, my sinuses sting like hell and I desperately need to buy a cat pressure cooker.
 
2012-12-04 03:37:49 PM
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Hey are you Alex Trebek? Oh sorry. Didn't know you were sleeping on that thing. Are you? I guess not. I mean, why would Alex Trebek be back here in coach, right? He'd probably be way up there in Business class, am I right? I mean Alex Trebek. He's been doing Jeopardy for like a million years. But he doesn't look a million years old. No. He looks just like he did back in the 70's.

I could probably go on Jeopardy and I would win a lot of money. People say I'm smart. Not airplane pilot smart or I'd be up there, driving this thing. But smart. My Drill Sergeant once said "No one can teach me nothing" That's a real quote from an Army Drill Sergeant. I think my problem with Jeopardy is that I would probably forget to phrase it in the form of a question. I'd yell "Toronto!" instead of "What is the Capitol of Toronto, Alex."

So that's why you'll never see me on Jeopardy, Alex. Oh I didn't mean to keep you awake. I just had a couple of cappuccinos in the terminal before take off. Anyhoo, looks like we're getting ready to land, Alex. So where are you going? Beautiful downtown Burbank?
 
2012-12-04 03:39:35 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

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I would totally buy a Jesus one... and profit.

/prophet 
// sidenote: that has to be the worst farkin toaster
 
2012-12-04 03:42:51 PM

ElFugawz: I would totally buy a Jesus one... and profit.


The make em!
 
2012-12-04 03:43:28 PM

ami5000: brap: That's not a hose.

They have attachments like that for hoses...



Do they have attachements like that for failed penis jokes?
 
- That's what she said.
 
2012-12-04 03:44:11 PM
I'd buy the dragon earring and (maybe) the litterbox disguised as a house.
 
2012-12-04 03:54:38 PM
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2012-12-04 03:54:47 PM

brap: MEEEEEOOWWWWW! I'm sure you get this all the time but has anyone ever told you that you're built like a BRICK SHIATEHOUSE? DAAAAMMMMMMMMN! [i253.photobucket.com image 380x380]


Your daughters are going to be ever so thrilled when, after purchasing this item, they find that kitty has begun taking dumps in their Barbie Dreamhouses as well.
 
2012-12-04 03:55:12 PM

ElFugawz: // sidenote: that has to be the worst farkin toaster


My wife convinced me to buy one for her (not Darth Vader, but a sports team logo). The toast is . . . acceptable. The "blank" area of the toast does get slightly crispy, but it's just as though that area was on a much lower setting.

Thankfully the back side is just regular toast.

/I'm a sucker, I know
 
2012-12-04 03:55:58 PM
Until last week, I have never known anyone that actually bought something off Skymall.

My brother went to Prague last month. All of that time on an airplane did something to his brain because he bought the gigantic wall map. It is taller than any room in his house.
 
2012-12-04 03:59:08 PM
I prefer http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/
Here is a hot tub boat
www.hottug.nl
Joseph Ducreux Sculpture
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Weird stuff there
 
2012-12-04 04:00:16 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

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I saw those for the first time in the real world last week. About had an accident doing a quadruple take.
 
2012-12-04 04:00:43 PM

hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

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Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.
 
2012-12-04 04:02:32 PM
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I actually own this product, and it actually works.

Never had to buy or scoop kitty litter for my two cats anymore now that they are toilet trained
 
2012-12-04 04:03:58 PM

strapp3r: 24.media.tumblr.com

seriously?

my old school knuckle meat pounder works just fine

/is it knuckle-meat?
//or is it meat-pounder?
///to the lab!



You sir are awesome. I am buying two of those and an Obama roast for my GFs mom. My Xmas is nearly finished!
 
2012-12-04 04:04:42 PM

ndeans: hstein3: [25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

[images.flabber.nl image 200x152]

Here's a better picture to understand what those car-lashes do to some men:

VERY NSFW 

I saw that a few years ago and still see it every time I see one of those driving down the road.


W T F did I just look at. You owe us eye bleach for that.
 
2012-12-04 04:05:41 PM

atlfarkette: Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

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If it vibrates, she won't even need you.
 
2012-12-04 04:06:41 PM
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I've seen this one in real life at our local Menards. Someone sat in it and ripped the fabric. Not much a selling point when the floor display has a big tear in the seat of the chair.
 
2012-12-04 04:07:28 PM

doczoidberg: dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


That thing actually looks like it would be a lot of fun.


That thing is NOT FUN!!!! My swim trunks started to come off somehow so I had to tuck my legs in to keep from losing them. Ended up smashing myself in the face a few times with my knees because the boat driver was going around in circles draggin me over the wakes.. Had knots all over my head.
 
2012-12-04 04:14:43 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: You're kind of f*cked if your burglar has the munchies though.

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Just check out your local head shop. In Anchorage I went to Popeye's Emporium with some friends and saw all sorts of crazy things in there and they had quite a few hidden compartment products. Bibles, Pringles cans, boxes of Ajax, etc
 
2012-12-04 04:16:28 PM
I've been seeing this one for years and years. Who buys this shiat?

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