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(Tumblr)   As it turns out, these didn't just look bizarre and hilarious because you were on your third Bloody Mary and cruising at an altitude of 31,000 ft. Ladies and Gentlemen, the best and worst of Skymall   (skymall.tumblr.com) divider line 248
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2012-12-04 01:22:56 PM
HAHAHAHA pet oil paintings

www.skymall.com

www.skymall.com

www.skymall.com
 
2012-12-04 01:26:55 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

I think my mom would actually love some of these, cover up the flowering bushes if a late frost occurs.
 
2012-12-04 01:27:31 PM
i.imgur.com

Based on this image, you can't even tell what the product really is - I just love how it seems to be so many different photo elements photoshopped together.
 
2012-12-04 01:28:06 PM
www.skymall.com

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!
 
2012-12-04 01:29:47 PM

Jackson Herring: mahuika: [25.media.tumblr.com image 268x268]

The blogger says Skymall's description of this product is "Still slightly flushed from the miracle of birth, she snuggles happily in your arms and waits for you to give her a name. Then all you have to do is - cherish her!"

Well that's not creepy at all.

still has that "fresh from the vagina" smell


I just took a sip of soda, you asshole. Thankfully directed away from my keyboard, but Pepsi burns the nasal passages something fierce...
 
2012-12-04 01:30:25 PM
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mix and match
 
2012-12-04 01:32:18 PM
i46.tinypic.com

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.
 
2012-12-04 01:32:45 PM

mahuika: [www.skymall.com image 380x380]

Yes, let's tie together our daughter's legs and then throw her into the water!


I would guess that your daughter should be a pretty capable swimmer before giving her those

/that being said, I can see people giving their barely able to swim kids them
 
2012-12-04 01:37:12 PM
i45.tinypic.com

Um. I...oh dear.
 
2012-12-04 01:37:26 PM
i253.photobucket.comWife just back from the hospital after giving birth and being Mrs. Crankypants? Since this supposedly blessed event, has all the love and laughter left the household?Well then lighten the mood and indulge your "impish" side with Baby SIDS.Simply replace your newborn with this frightenly realistic stillborn replica and at night tell your wife it's her turn to check on the little scruffer. That's YOUR cue to go downstairs to the kitchen where you've stowed the REAL baby. Then simply turn on the baby monitor, pour yourself a gin and tonic (better make it a double), sit back,and wait for the LAUGHS! What better way to chill out with your newborn than listening to wifey having a heart attack on the baby monitor. A great way to bond with junior while creating the psychological foundation for you to always be considered "the fun guy" and for the Mrs. to be "The Heavy" and "The Drag."
 
2012-12-04 01:40:33 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


I've seen that movie.
 
2012-12-04 01:46:27 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.


What is exactly is that? Do I use it to rub my own back? Can I stick in my vagoo? How does that thing work man?
 
2012-12-04 01:47:34 PM

naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.


Looks like it seats at least four.
 
2012-12-04 01:48:01 PM
I would so wear these!

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2012-12-04 01:53:28 PM

hoots_toot_ochaye: I would so wear these!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Haha! One of the girls that works for this company was moving to Seattle to open the office there. They gave her those boots as a Welcome to Seattle/gag gift.
 
2012-12-04 01:54:11 PM
i1195.photobucket.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
 
2012-12-04 01:54:37 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.


that's because it was "adorable white baby included"
 
2012-12-04 01:55:36 PM

atlfarkette: hoots_toot_ochaye: I would so wear these!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

Haha! One of the girls that works for this company was moving to Seattle to open the office there. They gave her those boots as a Welcome to Seattle/gag gift.


I kind of like them. But then again, I'm a sucker for paisley.
 
2012-12-04 01:58:41 PM

theewhiterhino: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i46.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Aw hell, this one is actually sold out.

that's because it was "adorable white baby included"


Still flushed from childbirth...
 
2012-12-04 01:58:51 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: naughtyrev: God Is My Co-Pirate: [i45.tinypic.com image 380x380]

Um. I...oh dear.

I've seen that movie.

Looks like it seats at least four.


Fun for the whole family!
 
2012-12-04 02:01:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


I had to actually wipe away tears at that.
 
2012-12-04 02:06:47 PM
I have only ever purchased one thing through Skymall and that was for my Star Wars-obsessed brother:

www.newlaunches.com

That being said, I'd totally buy this:

25.media.tumblr.com

And this for a friend of mine who recently has a baby & plays paintball 2-3x a year:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 02:14:36 PM
*snert*

Knuckle Meat Pounder
 
2012-12-04 02:15:07 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: lol

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Swear to god one of those just drove past my office while I was outside smoking. And I don't work in redneckville by a long shot. 

I don't quite understand what is being communicated by them.
 
2012-12-04 02:15:21 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: HELL YEAH MOTHERBLOOKER 

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


I'm sure it says something bad about me that the majority of women I've dated as an adult either would wear that or already own a half dozen similar pieces of jewelry
 
2012-12-04 02:17:36 PM

mahuika: The EZ Jump Rope
[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]

What in the


he's the personal trainer for this girl:
moshgirl.com
 
2012-12-04 02:18:01 PM
Cool story bro.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-04 02:18:05 PM

dahmers love zombie: This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in months. I have no idea why, but I'm still just DYING at this one:
[i.imgur.com image 380x380]
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"



That thing actually looks like it would be a lot of fun.
 
2012-12-04 02:19:12 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


Could come in handy after watching "Jersey Shore" or "Honey Boo-boo"
 
2012-12-04 02:20:26 PM

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


IF you only knew the POWER of the Dark Setting...
 
2012-12-04 02:21:56 PM
My nephew gave me the solar-powered Queen as a gag gift. She's waving away above my desk. I have seen them in stores and the Corgis also, but the Corgis are not to scale and don't look like they'd work very well.

I like the combo scooter and backpack idea. I could get to work a little faster and if it was sturdy enough, buy a couple bottles of Coke or things to take home.

In fact, a lot of these silly ideas are at least briefly amusing.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:20 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

One would have to give themselves a reach-around with that.
 
2012-12-04 02:22:41 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, yeah...
 
2012-12-04 02:22:55 PM
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The secret ingredient is HUMAN BLOOD! Protein Ketchup is people!
 
2012-12-04 02:23:20 PM

JerseyTim: I once flew to Vegas with two friends sitting behind me who had decided to smoke a joint before boarding. They spent the entire flight reading Skymall and cracking up as they turned each page.


I was going to ask if you were my friend but then I remembered that when I did this I was flying home from Denver. Also drawing in the Skymall to the delight of my other stoned friend who obviously couldn't handle his weed and had to be told to stop laughing so hard several times by the flight attendants.
 
2012-12-04 02:23:43 PM

rocketpants: Cool story bro.


24.media.tumblr.com
You know what, that guy looks identical to a dear friend of mine. Now, my friend is a throw back from 80's glam metal, still dyes his long hair black and wears eyeliner on a daily basis.

I now know what he'd look like if he had let it go and worked for corporate or something.
 
2012-12-04 02:24:57 PM
Isn't Skymall the new 007 movie with Daniel Craig?
 
2012-12-04 02:25:30 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Oh, hey there good lookin' . . .

images.flabber.nl
 
2012-12-04 02:27:45 PM

Adjective Bird Whiskey: For the drunk on the go.

[cdnl.complex.com image 620x400]


Actually, there's a cook/farmer near us that has these absolutely awesome foodie parties out in the field. 20 Gourmet chefs cooking in the mud. One of these wine glass necklaces would be absolutely perfect.

http://eigensinnfarm.blogspot.ca/

A night out with the wife including BYOB and B&B (You don't drive!) and tip cost us 1k. Best night out ever!

//Unfortunately, it killed our restaurant budget for the next 6 years.
 
2012-12-04 02:29:11 PM
I want the full body massage chair. The one that even massages your calves and feet.

Seriously.
 
2012-12-04 02:34:30 PM

CapeFearCadaver: rocketpants: Cool story bro.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]
You know what, that guy looks identical to a dear friend of mine. Now, my friend is a throw back from 80's glam metal, still dyes his long hair black and wears eyeliner on a daily basis.

I now know what he'd look like if he had let it go and worked for corporate or something.


Cool story bro.
/ sorry, couldn't resist.

You should buy your friend that awesome hat for Xmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/Whatever
 
2012-12-04 02:35:25 PM
I would order the Hideos Portal to Gael'thoth.

/obscure?
 
2012-12-04 02:36:49 PM
Really ? really? No one has posted this yet. The young ladies would enjoy this, I'm thinking. 
 
2012-12-04 02:37:21 PM

atlfarkette: Will someone get me the replica firebolt broom? It's only $295 and the chick in my LARPing group would be all over me if she saw that.

[www.skymall.com image 380x380]


Which one the pudgey one, the fat one, the obese one, or the ugly one?
 
2012-12-04 02:38:13 PM

unitednihilists: Really ? really? No one has posted this yet. The young ladies would enjoy this, I'm thinking.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-04 02:39:17 PM
Finally something to go with the leg lamp

24.media.tumblr.com

www.achristmasstoryhouse.com
 
2012-12-04 02:43:05 PM

ami5000: LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?


I've seen it on display at Menards. The size didn't get to me as much as the fact that there's 6 cup/can holders on the arms, seems like they know their market well.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:16 PM

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

[25.media.tumblr.com image 380x380]


No, that's for those of us who want to masturbate in the shower like a PRO!
 
2012-12-04 02:43:30 PM
Good god, I thought I was the only one!

My wife and I often fly business-class, which is another way of saying "free drinks" class. By the time she's had her third or fourth cocktail, that's when I start showing her these things in Skymall... complete with sound-effects. The more she laughs, the funnier it gets.

No lie, I've been doing this shiat for years.
 
2012-12-04 02:43:56 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Blushing Wall Flower: This is a greenlight I can actually get behind. Sometimes...you just have to wonder.

Hopefully the liters don't f*ck it up, ami5000 is having too much fun.


Yes, it requires that extra 5 bucks a month to make one witty and erudite.

i865.photobucket.com
 
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